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Gettin' OLD | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy 

Ali Siddiq
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What have your friends done recently to make you realize they gettin getting old?
Upcoming Tour Dates:
March 22 New York City
March 29 Lexington
March 30 Raleigh
Check out tour dates: www.alisiddiq.com/
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.

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@karenglass9931
@karenglass9931 3 месяца назад
Why is this MAN NOT ON NETFLIX?? This man is HILARIOUS😂😅
@ripples07able
@ripples07able 3 месяца назад
He chooses to not release his show to Netflix or Prime
@ginabutler1294
@ginabutler1294 3 месяца назад
I know right!!! I just love his style of comedy.
@mda855
@mda855 3 месяца назад
If you get a chance to see him in person, DO IT!!!
@Max-zg2ci
@Max-zg2ci 3 месяца назад
Netflix needs Ali, Ali don’t need Netflix
@MatadorCE
@MatadorCE 3 месяца назад
Because f&$k Netflix
@user-bk7iq3ne7n
@user-bk7iq3ne7n 3 месяца назад
I love it when he starts off with “Hey” 😂
@alanamyeshia
@alanamyeshia 2 месяца назад
Or “So!” 😂
@JustLaLa22
@JustLaLa22 2 месяца назад
its like a gathering of "okay here we go" 😂😂💛💛💛it
@heathertea2704
@heathertea2704 3 месяца назад
"I gotta Check on my Beans."🤣🤣🤣 I'm with bruh. Pot-a-beans comes 1st.😅
@yuflysolo1833
@yuflysolo1833 3 месяца назад
I'm saying! We can get back to this conversation. Those jacked up beans is a waste of time & money! 😅
@heathertea2704
@heathertea2704 3 месяца назад
@@yuflysolo1833 for Real.😆👏🏾😆👏🏾
@jayeb4494
@jayeb4494 3 месяца назад
​@@yuflysolo1833😂😂😂😂😂
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 2 месяца назад
@@yuflysolo1833 YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!
@robcross5878
@robcross5878 3 месяца назад
Grandma said the only way you not gone get old is die young
@heathertea2704
@heathertea2704 3 месяца назад
Facts!!!
@angeliquesoul6719
@angeliquesoul6719 3 месяца назад
So true
@aniyahmilner7602
@aniyahmilner7602 3 месяца назад
no cap my grandma said die young
@cookiecookie8829
@cookiecookie8829 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣Looking for my glasses and they are on my face.
@AntASurvival
@AntASurvival 3 месяца назад
While me at workplace: spent 2 minutes searching a pen that already on my hand.
@breebarry4422
@breebarry4422 3 месяца назад
Don't feel too bad. I have witnessed many kids look for their damn phone while holding it.
@tapeters5
@tapeters5 3 месяца назад
Talking on my cell, complaining to my bestie that I can't find the very cell phone I'm speaking on. 🤣🤣🤣
@AntASurvival
@AntASurvival 3 месяца назад
@@tapeters5 that's sick, go get help
@unique1049
@unique1049 3 месяца назад
​@@AntASurvivalNO😂😂😂
@beverlyobasiolu
@beverlyobasiolu 3 месяца назад
Checking on the beans is a statement old ppl say anyways lol😂
@kaamya921
@kaamya921 3 месяца назад
You just wait until you are talking and the word you want to use just goes missing! You are thinking I know I know this word. But don't worry it will come back to you in anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour 😂
@OllyhayOffittmay
@OllyhayOffittmay 2 месяца назад
My ADD self has been doing since I can remember 😂 I don’t need it to get worse!
@agphotographyis
@agphotographyis 3 месяца назад
I’m not old my friends are old…I was mad I even had the conversation 😂 man I can relate! 😂🤣
@tapeters5
@tapeters5 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂 Talking on my cell, complaining to my bestie that I can't find the very cell phone I'm speaking on. 🤣🤣🤣
@gidget101
@gidget101 3 месяца назад
Crying - I have done the Same Thing!🤣
@Luvand4GiveOthers
@Luvand4GiveOthers 3 месяца назад
Take the phone with u🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jayclark5467
@jayclark5467 3 месяца назад
Ali said he is not getting old but his friends is 🤣🤣🤣
@lucy111617
@lucy111617 3 месяца назад
😂 that's so me could days ago on the phone with my sister cooking lama beans and neck bones saying hold on I need to stir my beans real quick 39 yrs old by the way LMAO 🤣
@JacqueaMae
@JacqueaMae 3 месяца назад
WOW! We sound just like our parents, though! Lmao, why do we sound so old & acting like we have an analog phone?
@cassandracrayton6727
@cassandracrayton6727 2 месяца назад
It's his ability to weave his stories, facial expressions and downright hilarity 😂😂. Dude have me ROTDF
@redridinghood1980
@redridinghood1980 3 месяца назад
..il be 44 in July ..i approve this message😁
@anonymouslakernerd7214
@anonymouslakernerd7214 3 месяца назад
This is as old as you’ve been, but as young as you’ll ever be.
@bigblud1980
@bigblud1980 3 месяца назад
Same… 44 in July
@redridinghood1980
@redridinghood1980 3 месяца назад
..the 24th for me
@bigblud1980
@bigblud1980 3 месяца назад
4th
@redridinghood1980
@redridinghood1980 3 месяца назад
@@bigblud1980 ....quit playn, thas my big sister Bday 07/04/79✨️🎆✨️💥✨️🎆✨️
@chellwell6477
@chellwell6477 3 месяца назад
🎙️He said check on his "BEANS" like it's a pot of "GREENS"!!! 😂
@LifeandSituations
@LifeandSituations 3 месяца назад
Ok, those of us that are Gen X, we know what's going on here! We didn't always have the cellphone! Phone to the wall!😅😅😅
@jennycadot3635
@jennycadot3635 3 месяца назад
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 Ali you are so talented! Thank you for sharing your gifts! 😁
@MrsNewland318
@MrsNewland318 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂 Seasoned, not old. 😊#mygriot
@Sizwetoovlogs
@Sizwetoovlogs 3 месяца назад
Ali: "hey" Crowd: 🤣🤣🤣💀
@nimmha6708
@nimmha6708 3 месяца назад
say say say my man.... Congratz on 500.000 Subscribers Ali !!!! On to the next 500k! You'll get there soon :) Peace & love
@manb4war
@manb4war 2 месяца назад
Ali, you remind me of everything I love about Houston from when I first moved here back in 1991.
@Sdawn1469
@Sdawn1469 3 месяца назад
Can’t wait to see you live. 😂😂😂😂
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 3 месяца назад
Ali never disappoints 💯👏🏾👏🏾
@bmoney6939
@bmoney6939 3 месяца назад
With age come wisdom thank u for getting to 50 n informing us all
@BigDaddy-vk6rv
@BigDaddy-vk6rv 3 месяца назад
GTA4 has comedians to go see, I'd like to see GTA6 bring this feature back featuring Ali Siddiq!
@KING-365
@KING-365 3 месяца назад
Well done on the 500K subscribers.❤❤❤
@jdawg93
@jdawg93 2 месяца назад
At least he aint so old he forgot about the beans. They sure would be stickin then 😂
@gamblinhurn1
@gamblinhurn1 3 месяца назад
Have you thought, where's my phone BUT you scrolling or texting cause you wanted to Google something?😁🤣🤣 You quickly think you better start working on some puzzles or something! 😜😜
@optimoprimus4608
@optimoprimus4608 2 месяца назад
That sigh at the end, is me every day. Salud, my friends 🍻
@dreskee8422
@dreskee8422 3 месяца назад
That's some 50 year old shit.😎
@trasingh5562
@trasingh5562 3 месяца назад
ALI THE MANNN FOR REAL ❤❤❤.....
@Kendratree
@Kendratree 3 месяца назад
So glad he has a friend in you that can help in situations like that 😂
@MyLifeMyMoneyMedia
@MyLifeMyMoneyMedia 3 месяца назад
I saw him live last month in Baltimore. Great entertainer
@franknitty4776
@franknitty4776 3 месяца назад
I swear he need a few Netflix special this man is funny asf 😂😂😂
@adr8nalin73
@adr8nalin73 3 месяца назад
Genuinely hilarious 😂
@robcross5878
@robcross5878 3 месяца назад
Beans sticking add water turn down heat stir but not all the way to the bottom might be burnt down there
@rhondahulett9763
@rhondahulett9763 3 месяца назад
Yep, scrape the bottom and you done f'd up a whole pot o beans!🙁
@chellecole4550
@chellecole4550 3 месяца назад
I love this dude❤😂
@TonyaJones0788
@TonyaJones0788 3 месяца назад
He is soooooo funny! 😂
@user-xn2ew4sd4v
@user-xn2ew4sd4v 3 месяца назад
Netflix wya ? This man is beyond funny
@shawn8353
@shawn8353 3 месяца назад
Yes sir them beans be on. Lol
@shawn8353
@shawn8353 3 месяца назад
😂. Hearts go out too Bro! 😂😂😂
@matthewdar886285
@matthewdar886285 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@dwmsmay6517
@dwmsmay6517 3 месяца назад
🤣I'm screaming😂
@imaladywith3
@imaladywith3 3 месяца назад
First genuine laugh I've had in a long time😂😂😂 I
@dwrod24
@dwrod24 2 месяца назад
His comedy is so chill
@valeriewilliams3045
@valeriewilliams3045 3 месяца назад
Yes sir
@themaestrodamus
@themaestrodamus 3 месяца назад
Not gonna lie. My beans be sticking to the pot too though… and I can’t concentrate on two things at a time. I ain’t even that old. I’m just 54
@itsgoodforthesoul
@itsgoodforthesoul 3 месяца назад
50 😳 You Look Dang On Good!!!
@shawnjohnson-by4wx
@shawnjohnson-by4wx 2 месяца назад
My mind takes more vacations than I do
@julesfromthe610
@julesfromthe610 3 месяца назад
Man I aint even watch the Domino Effect 3 preview cuz I needa see that jawn in full! we waiting to hear, from Philly 💪🏼
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 3 месяца назад
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
@letashaluxuries5661
@letashaluxuries5661 3 месяца назад
😂😂love a good pot of pinto beans with jiffy cornbread…
@Ice.M.
@Ice.M. 3 месяца назад
The O.G.
@Stackthroughthepain
@Stackthroughthepain 3 месяца назад
Naw frl like what is we doing here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@beatrice81
@beatrice81 3 месяца назад
Yo!
@ShirleyBonner
@ShirleyBonner 2 месяца назад
So funny 😅❤
@JesseTheExpressionist
@JesseTheExpressionist 3 месяца назад
I'll be 53 in June...😢
@infj.shonnie
@infj.shonnie 2 месяца назад
I'm 32 and I'm eating beans 😂 guess I'm old too 😂😂😂
@kwizjordan2809
@kwizjordan2809 3 месяца назад
@thunda504fasho
@thunda504fasho 3 месяца назад
😂😅😂😅😂
@davidam4080
@davidam4080 3 месяца назад
But you knew what to do off sight, so who's older you or him 🤣
@growngrownman5950
@growngrownman5950 3 месяца назад
That's me 100000000000000000%!
@Luvand4GiveOthers
@Luvand4GiveOthers 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GoatRoll
@GoatRoll 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@user-ml4eb6ib6d
@user-ml4eb6ib6d 3 месяца назад
❤😂😂😂
@afrosoul_soul
@afrosoul_soul 2 месяца назад
I hope he had some smoke Turkey Tail inside those beans 🫘
@roxnmo6624
@roxnmo6624 3 месяца назад
I'm 51 and I get it. I throw everything in the trash and then think someone stole it....
@galeglenn8613
@galeglenn8613 2 месяца назад
💕💕💕💯💕💕💕
@kingallah7911
@kingallah7911 3 месяца назад
Ihave to look for DE 3 ASap
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 3 месяца назад
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
@kurtcobain7388
@kurtcobain7388 3 месяца назад
when ....we will see you ...insha allah with dave chappell
@jidraph54ruriga84
@jidraph54ruriga84 2 месяца назад
Hey😂
@treykellybell8583
@treykellybell8583 3 месяца назад
Ali, on your next special… walk out , say “Hey” then…. 🗣️Give us 2 hours!!!! You finish, say “thank you” walk off stage, then come back while the people still clapping and give us 17 more minutes. I watched first day of school at least 15 times. No exaggeration.
@BirdBraindTV
@BirdBraindTV 3 месяца назад
On this topic, all I know is if my 9 yr old daughter goes into a public bathroom, n I see what I know to be a natural man try to go in there too, I'm getting in the way n he will wait till my daughter's done. I'm not playing those games
@josephgibson6166
@josephgibson6166 3 месяца назад
When Domino 3 coming🤨
@AliSiddiqComedy
@AliSiddiqComedy 3 месяца назад
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
@joestar6194
@joestar6194 3 месяца назад
In all honesty, I burnt my pinto beans last week. I'm over 50😊
@ambriaharris4821
@ambriaharris4821 3 месяца назад
You look 28.
@samdish
@samdish 3 месяца назад
No one will ever know why this comment got so many likes.
@deelewis8061
@deelewis8061 3 месяца назад
👎🏾
@marzemarcel9529
@marzemarcel9529 3 месяца назад
LOL I've never been to an early one of these😂
@NdaKeekz
@NdaKeekz 3 месяца назад
Never put the cart before the horse 🤦🏽‍♂️
@CaramelCakez7
@CaramelCakez7 2 месяца назад
Naw he just can’t cook
@sexyscoot3rjohnsoniii
@sexyscoot3rjohnsoniii 2 месяца назад
he might not want that contract...(netflix)
@shay7357
@shay7357 3 месяца назад
I can’t even count how many times I heard my Dad say in my lifetime “hold on, I gotta go check on my beans”♥️🤭😂🫘
@robsoultrain1061
@robsoultrain1061 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@elliotselmon7581
@elliotselmon7581 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@fytstaff4570
@fytstaff4570 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Razzbme
@Razzbme 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@zelbongrimmage3770
@zelbongrimmage3770 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@kingallah7911
@kingallah7911 3 месяца назад
😂😂
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