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Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.
considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent
As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.
14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.
Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!
Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999
I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun
I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.
You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.
Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude
For the longest time since Markiplier played this level, I thought The Pink Stuff was just pepto, but I didn't see the back of the bottle and back then I didn't know about that sus pink sauce.
1:36 the face you make when the cashier violently rips the your meat cylinder out your hand, which he had half eaten already and throws it at the door after keeping your change from paper currency you gave him.
This was the first video I watched of Crusty a year and a few months ago. Now I've re-watched it, and my first thought was, "Wow, he's British." (At least I think...)
