14:36 So he gets red shelled knocking him, and just as he recovers the blue shell hits him, he gets flattened by a car, blows himself up, gets flattened while already flat, and finally he recovers at precisely the right moment to miss the boost. Only Poof.
I mean isn't that just the Mario kart Wii experience? I used to have a Wii with everything unlocked, recently I bought a new one with Mario kart so I could unlock everything again. I was doing fine until 150cc and everything became chaos. The mirror mode made me furious at times. Get blue shelled on warios gold mine right before the jump with the carts then get bumped off by some fatso. Finally back on track, get hit by someones bullet bill, fly off the track once more. Then after ages you're finally on the track again driving for 1 second, haven't even reached full speed yet. Number 12 bumps into me and off the edge again. I was absolutely livid, blood vessels ready to pop. I was ready to throw the console through the window.
11:57 After all these years, Poof still doesn’t understand how Wii motion controls work. The sensor bar is just for the Wii remote’s pointing capability, not the actual motion controls.
@@slamdatclickbait8521It's like watching a gorilla try to figure out how to fly a plane. He's just so emotionally stunted he can't even figure out what he's doing wrong
I remember when beef boss was a Literal baby noob at Mario kart now he's a champion and has first on everything yet he still manages to piss you off. This channel is a W. WOW Thanks for those likes!
13:27 Not once in all my many years of Mario Kart Wii have I ever seen such an inconvenient POW go off. Nor have I seen such unlucky moments with fireballs back to back like that.
Once again, a very amusing era comes to an end for Poofesure. I got Mario Kart Wii in Spring last year because of your videos, and I wanted to try it out for myself on my Wii-U. Your goal to complete this area of the game inspired me to do the same, and I actually finished around the fourteenth of this month, getting all the star ranks and unlocking the Fast Staff Ghosts in the Time Trials (which, by the way, you should also try out. They're extremely easy, trust me). The point is, thank you for doing this. It's been an extremely wild ride watching your campaign to conquer Mario Kart Wii. Congratulations, God bless, and may you be well, Poofesure.
Yeah, he might try doing time trials, who knows. Plus, I don't remember if he has 1* in 50 and 100cc yet, since I think he started that quest in mirror mode.
17:40 dude this run here was chef's kiss. This was a great episode, haven't checked in for a while so it's incredible to see how much Poof has learnt! The student is becoming the master lol
Second for me. My favorite is in the video "the shocking end to Mario Kart Wii Mirror Mode" where he dives into the lava at the end of the third lap and loses the cup.
Funny you uploaded this. Literally just today I star ranked the 150cc Special Cup and unlocked Dry Bowser. I only succeeded because the AI for Luigi somehow fucked up at the end of Rainbow Road and managed to drive off literally right before the finish line, which let me pass into 1st.
ive been going back and watching all of poofs older mario kart videos recently. i think my fave moment is still on the first race of the special cup (the desert one) where beef boss just keeps going up the ramp and then zooming off in the wrong direction XD
11:40 Poof, the sensor bar is only used when navigating something with the Wii Hand or Cursor, it just emits infrared light. The Wiimotes are Bluetooth and have gyroscopes in them, that's how it is still working. I use Dolphin Emulator on my PC to play wii games and don't have a sensor bar, if I need to use the Wii Hand/Cursor I just light 2 candles. Candles also emit infrared light.
Idk man, would you rather obliterate the thing you're holding, or walk all the way to the victim wii remote and lose anger toward breaking something in the proccess. One makes less content(and is less funny)
It would certainly help but any half decent player would still do way better than this even without wheelies, so I don't know if that alone would save him.
Impossible things: Traveling at the speed of light Breathing underwater without gear Poof not breaking anything while playing Mario Kart Wii Imagining a new color
Poof not knowing how a Wii works after all this time is simply incredible lmao. Im talking about how he doesn't know that the sensor bar is for moments when you want to point your Wii Remote to something on the screen. Keep it up Poof, cuz those Wii Wheel purchases are going to leave you dry
I encountered Scooter in MKWii online a couple hours ago (yes, that Scooter from the last TWD98 video). I dont know if he has beef with me from the last time we raced but the man kept on hitting me with shells, he is a menace to society!
Hey Poof. Just wanted to say, you're the reason for making my sickness just a little less noticable and bearable when you post. And by the intro, I might feel even better.
You are single-handedly bringing back every Wii game. I still have my wii, but never use it. Because of you, im getting back into wii games. Could you play Mario Party 9 next, or did you already make a video about that?
