Getting Divorced And Feeding Children Feces In My Time At Portia

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I decide to take the Stardew Valley approach and divorce my long time wife Emily. Turns out this is a process in itself which somehow also involves feeding people feces and other exciting stuff! This was simply one of my fun ideas and it certainly won't be the last! My Time At Portia gameplay with my commentary as always!

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@SuperDodger64 5 лет назад

You can't divorce people in Fire Emblem Awakening, but you can make people get married and then purposefully get one of the couple killed. Fancy some turn based strategy?

@undeadwolfemilia 5 лет назад

lol

@timshell5756 5 лет назад

Then you can make their kids get married and kill off their kids too.

@CrazyRabixxx 5 лет назад

FE is part “waifu emblem” and part “selective breeding for that good offspring units”

@laughoutloudpaperanimation4846 5 лет назад

Is that the game where no one has feet

@maryelizabeth3334 5 лет назад

Oh lord, Df's character has reached his final form in this game.... He has become Mumps! 😧

@mega-bro-man 5 лет назад

At least there aren’t as many pigeons.

@transbiologistthetransesto7956 5 лет назад

Imagine your husband working *this* hard just to get away from you.

@catherineb0528 5 лет назад

TransBiologist, the transest of biologists For real though 😂

@catherineb0528 5 лет назад

Ryan Miller If you are asking me, no, I'm not single

@catherineb0528 5 лет назад

@Ryan Miller My bad haha

@dominicalvord5431 5 лет назад

💩💩💩👧🏼👵🏼👧🏼👵🏼

@j.jtilling1722 5 лет назад

Wow. Having everything available from your chests at the crafting table is super handy. I wish they could do something similar for stardew.

@Bowiemusiclover 5 лет назад

I actually wonder how many exes he has in each game 😂

@eugenideddis 5 лет назад

Music lover Are we counting duplicate divorces? Because that’ll increase the numbers a lot.

@Bowiemusiclover 5 лет назад

@@eugenideddis yep duplicates definitely count .

@Flopebun 5 лет назад

Hes also got enough doves to fly him south for the winter

@Uncle-Cookoo 5 лет назад

Not as many as he does in reality. He uses life experiences to fuel his gaming ideas.

@nivektheok8991 5 лет назад

Before the video played I received an add for a divorce website

@ragnork61 5 лет назад

Kevin Wills mods. Go figure.

@freerichie25 4 года назад

The stardew valley music in the background is hilarious!

@aquariandawn4750 4 месяца назад

Q: Do you know why divorce is so expensive? A: Because they're frikkin' worth it.

@rylanmiller8467 4 года назад

How do I have children On my time at Portia? I gave my wife a children's doll and she just laughed and gave me 10 relationship points?

@mohik3953 2 года назад

😂

@lizzymarlow5208 5 лет назад

Uh oh...DF found a way to divorce in a different game.

@jazy921 5 лет назад

DF = Divorced Farmer it comes with the name?

@alebeerzy1890 3 года назад

i read the title and i instantly knew this man was a menace to society.

@pricklytrash5309 5 лет назад

I should be sleeping for work... Instead I'm binge watching DF. Eh, sleep is for the weak anyway.

@L0tus_P0nd 5 лет назад

Soon he's gonna try to divorce the children

@mandachrona 2 года назад

Do you feed the baby with milk? Because I haven't the slightest idea how to get baby milk powder.

@senoritaakbar 4 года назад

when I divorced gust , I lost all the hearts and he became a stranger

@FishFreddy 5 лет назад

Who doesn't like turds as a marital gift? Some people have too high standards.

@sheepdogsherlock1311 5 лет назад

Got a Divorce ad...

@Vell1981 5 лет назад

Well just like in real life she makes you sell your stuff and takes the money.

@serenaushy 3 года назад

Watching DF play games you love/are fairly good at is so funny and painful. Bro I have made all of my money from fishing... have you tried fishing... sir... I like this way better though, much more chaotic

@thegingerllama1074 3 года назад

I recently divorced sanwa on this then married Emily 😂😂😂

@MellowMaple 5 лет назад

Holy shit thats your real voice not just put on for show.

@Kamexe 5 лет назад

Divorce sim

@GretgorPooper 5 лет назад

3:47 did Phyllis always have these jiggle physics about her or is this new?

@Rushifell 5 лет назад

Always did, there was actually a bug that they fixed with her on the balloon ride where they vibrated like Jell-o getting smacked around a while back.

@Thisplaceisaprison3912 5 лет назад

I have purple hair. Nooooo 😭

@8bitbeard78 3 года назад

DangorouslyFunny needs 503 more dislikes to hit 669 dislikes.

@cellywelly5434 5 лет назад

Hey guys, a question: I just bought this game on Steam but it has a hard time running on my laptop and i can only rlly run it decently in windowed mode at a smaller resolution i'm thinking about returning it u_u does anyone think it's worth playing windowed? at low graphics? i feel like graphics are so much of the appeal

@lmarcelus 5 лет назад

I like this game a lot, and I get kinda hurt when DF only play it to screw around fucking with everyone. The game changed a lot during development, they added so much content, so many things, all the new events, tournaments, story. It deserves a full nice playtrough.

@MeggsOverEazy 4 года назад

Does anybody like this game better than Stardew Vally?

@denizuckan8214 5 лет назад

Play subnautica

@amjadken 5 лет назад

wait, you got relationship point with the child, you can't marry them can you? I hope not

@cristianm5658 5 лет назад

No lol If yes, FBI OPEN UP

@segster3923 5 лет назад

what

@isntmuch 5 лет назад

@ash_ish 5 лет назад

This game is look. Like direct copy. Of Zelda switch game

@mynxthejynx 5 лет назад

DF you okay? I noticed you repeat some things in videos and my grandma did that, and we found out she has a brain tumor. If you start to forget things and get names mixed up, go to the hospital just to be safe.

@mlgcodertv8256 5 лет назад

Yaaaaaayy I’m early also good vid

@cutejessicalovergirl66 5 месяцев назад

The way you treat women in games makes me think you should not have a wife in real life.😢

@izzy1221 5 лет назад

Who knew that divorce was so tedious to achieve?

@KiraraLalaYT 5 лет назад

Divorce everyone in every game!!

@Whitewolf1984p 5 лет назад

I'm WAITING for someone to make an update to either stardew valley or this game where the ex-wife takes 50% of your money XD

@Kalesoup_ 5 лет назад

Hell yea

@Uncle-Cookoo 5 лет назад

Woa, how has this never actually been implemented!? You win the idea award.

@anamarisa8034 5 лет назад

No if u do double book

@lucid_walking9619 5 лет назад

Yeah but your the one whos making all the money while they do nothing😂

@ahwayzcool4630 4 года назад

Might as well make it like real life. Lol

@Cookyex3 5 лет назад

"You'll always have a special place in my heart" So do you have the Salad? I'm hungry.

@Theepieguy 5 лет назад

She's trying to stay on your good side so you'll build that well.

@kaylileo1307 5 лет назад

After this video, child protective services were called.

@Tempus_Locus 5 лет назад

*If this was a blogging channel you would have a lifetime of jail*

@Vyansya 5 лет назад

Hey df, video idea for stardew valley. Marry someone and then everyday try giving them the gift they hate and inspect their change in behavior (like dont want to get up, start to say rude things, etc) please! Thank you

@eileen.the.queen. 5 лет назад

Vyansyah: I’m pretty sure he’s already done that.

@anurabo-banura1768 5 лет назад

He already done that, everytime in his sdv vids

@neonprado9989 5 лет назад

Or you can actually support his other content besides Stardew.

@gumblemutt3495 5 лет назад

I think your wife took some video resolution in the divorce

@wolfindragonsclothing 5 лет назад

Lmao!

@taniaval50 5 лет назад

This is what happens when DF gets tired of bullying characters on SDV xD

@salemstribute 5 лет назад

They way you say Petra is not okay.....

@xPaperLiIy 5 лет назад

@Mihnea91DL 5 лет назад

Easiest way to get money is to use the data disks you get in the mine to buy the things from the church and sell them where ever it will net about ~12k for ~60 discs. at least that's how it was when I last played, i don't know if they patched it. Keep up the videos, I love your content

@AdventuresWithJenko 5 лет назад

I can't wait for this to be released on the Switch!

@crampedsultana 5 лет назад

I know this is an old posit, but hear me out. A certain spouse can tragically perish after marriage. What I want to know is, while they are in the clinic with their loved ones looking on, can you ask them for a divorce?

@watkinry 5 лет назад

Destroying a relationship is soo much easier IRL.

@nugsboodlepoo 3 года назад

"I'm Divorcing you" "i want to eat fruit salad"

@Denvercoder 5 лет назад

Is this game as fun as Stardew Valley? Should I buy it?

@Randomalistic 5 лет назад

9:02 your poor horse

@EclipseSeth 5 лет назад

Oh no. DF got his ultimate power move. Run, everyone, RUN!

@kedamafoe2240 5 лет назад

this game is life consuming good luck divorcing everyone sounds expensive might wanna finish the desert missions before you tackle it though.

@rannielaayumi2445 3 года назад

I just started playing this last month cause it has a mobile game now that I bought. Didn't know you could steal from Higgins lol. And idk but Toby is so cute I wanna adopt him

@legomasterkyle1017 5 лет назад

You seriously need to make a Pam compilation

@Hopbunn 5 лет назад

Why u love to divorce i hope im not getting divorced wait i don’t have one to divorce

@EclipseSeth 5 лет назад

If you become a patron you can marry him and then get divorce by him. Xd

@unbotheredstorm1954 Год назад

Follow button means you are asking her to follow you, not you follow her lol

@unbotheredstorm1954 Год назад

“Frog legs” is a withered branch to give you partner as a sign for separation

@rabias 3 года назад

I divorced with emily bc she cheated me :(

@erinfarn6317 Год назад

I gave Emily poo and I got 2 relationship points lmao

@taysdoodles6777 5 лет назад

I love watching your vids your humor is the best!

@mastergamer591 5 лет назад

Given how efficient you are at games surrounding the premise of profit, I wonder how well you'd do as a stock trader lol.

@peiyiinglim7517 5 лет назад

Was totally waiting for you to start playing My Time at Portia. Love ur videos and your soothing voice!

@LeighaJonas1 2 года назад

Play more Untitled Goose Game

@epiccow288 5 лет назад

Star dew the days of many divorce

@genesiscda4847 4 года назад

“Pee-tra” 🥴 Ew.

@cjdm39 5 лет назад

Good to know it lowers other relationships too

@legomasterkyle1017 5 лет назад

First

@akatesays 5 лет назад

Any idea on a Switch release date?

@aninha7698 5 лет назад

3D divorce

@limonchi548 5 лет назад

Just realized you do even put Stardew Valley's bg music in this video although it's from a different game gdi

@witchygamergirl4862 4 года назад

Think be knows that

@Rushifell 5 лет назад

You can make a lot of money doing the storyline and the missions in the town hall, being #1 shop at the end of the season is a 30k reward+ a permanent stat increase food.

@lame1553 5 лет назад

h hi h omg this took like 10 hours *you try*

@nagibmahfuz1619 2 года назад

LORD THE NAME

@Kalesoup_ 5 лет назад

Isn't that sweet

@timshell5756 5 лет назад

Goals, goals, goals!

@fennelfairweather4851 5 лет назад

I'm so sad I can't play this game. The camera makes me queasy.

@TheMountainWulf 5 лет назад

Aren't there options to help that now? Like turning off motion blur and changing the sensitivity of the cameras movements.

@JaMaLBrandark 5 лет назад

Is the game still in Early Access?

@worldoffiction4882 5 лет назад

According to Steam, it is.

@AaronWGaming 5 лет назад

Time to find a mod for 1 gold divorces

@ninjaruss4205 5 лет назад

Is it worth it to get it in early access or should i wait until release? This is one of the games i wanted the most this year but I'm tempted to buy it now

@Rottypops 5 лет назад

I'm 30 and this game looks like it was meant for weenies... Is there actual good gameplay to consider?

@ev7r 5 лет назад

Wow, I have just seen 12 comments that say first in 5 seconds...

@brycevanzile 4 года назад

Subscribes and starts watching all of your videos after watching your stardew valley series. Watches this and goes: omg is that stardew valley music. Lol this game does seem very similar but your commentary is great

@MysticalKitty666 5 лет назад

What happened to your mailbox?

@jman4083 3 года назад

Fishing is probably the best way to farm Gols. That is if you don't mind the grind of pulling fish from there watery home.

@Alonepistachio 5 лет назад

the best way to make money in the game is to get as many crystal trees as you can and then get a bunch of sand from the mine while they grow. then get the crystal hourglass recipe from Paulie and make a bunch to sell