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@shottyjonny3972
@shottyjonny3972 9 месяцев назад
The reyna dropping “I cant wait till I’m 33 I’m gonna do meth for the first time” is INSANE
@mattbly5247
@mattbly5247 9 месяцев назад
Bruh I read this just as she said it lmao
@T0NI_
@T0NI_ 9 месяцев назад
The best thing is Slime has said like almost the same thing verbatim multiple times with the whole “oh from one time??” thing she said right after
@Hudpower
@Hudpower 9 месяцев назад
with a riot buddy LLMFAO
@based9671
@based9671 9 месяцев назад
@@T0NI_Holy fuck is that a lotm enjoyer on slimes channel😭😭😭
@poseidonm7
@poseidonm7 9 месяцев назад
especially when the whole anti meth campaign is not even once
@bananaduck14
@bananaduck14 9 месяцев назад
This was actually really sweet, just goes to show that the mainstream media doesn't want you to see the wholesome side of slime
@trevor4815
@trevor4815 9 месяцев назад
can he be wholesome truly if he supports sborting babies?
@bobyjoetown
@bobyjoetown 9 месяцев назад
the mainstream media is actually just slime controlling slime media
@luhsitto
@luhsitto 9 месяцев назад
more like lamestream media
@deig9697
@deig9697 9 месяцев назад
Catch 1 stream, then come back (nah but real shit he chill)
@thetruth9952
@thetruth9952 9 месяцев назад
Careful.... you might get that ass banned LOL
@blakeproductions911
@blakeproductions911 9 месяцев назад
"I forgot old people don't always have wives" is craaaazy 😂
@DefaultDal
@DefaultDal 9 месяцев назад
IM DEAD AS FUCK THEY SAID IT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST
@TidalBell
@TidalBell 9 месяцев назад
They didn’t even mean it as an insult they were SO SINCERE.
@jameseffinger5657
@jameseffinger5657 8 месяцев назад
thousandth like I'm god
@adamhoffer3346
@adamhoffer3346 9 месяцев назад
"what did you get your wife for Christmas" - That killed me.
@Oj2474
@Oj2474 9 месяцев назад
An absolute bar
@ricochico1144
@ricochico1144 9 месяцев назад
"I can't wait till I'm 33, I'm gonna smoke meth for the first time" that girl was so unintentionally hilarious
@sandenson
@sandenson 9 месяцев назад
​@@ricochico1144 She's so sweet fr
@eyeofthebeholder_
@eyeofthebeholder_ 8 месяцев назад
The line that put Slime on suicide watch. 😂
@ento7035
@ento7035 2 месяца назад
You can hear in the background one of the kids says, “you’re hella good at Val, you gotta be a panty dropper.” Right after she finishes apologizing.
@Stogoariel
@Stogoariel 9 месяцев назад
8:38 zyn son or cart daughter is so fucking funny
@T0DD
@T0DD 9 месяцев назад
cart daughter at least i understand that shit
@Stogoariel
@Stogoariel 9 месяцев назад
@@T0DD it’s the right choice
@aniyilator
@aniyilator 9 месяцев назад
Man I'm getting old what's a cart
@worthnone
@worthnone 9 месяцев назад
@@aniyilator i think it's vape cartridge but don't quote me
@femto420
@femto420 9 месяцев назад
​Vape for weed @@aniyilator
@ShiRuBa3368
@ShiRuBa3368 9 месяцев назад
idk why but slime explaining a 401k and a ROTH IRA to a bunch of teens feels in characters and out of character at the same time
@T0NI_
@T0NI_ 9 месяцев назад
As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard
@impjbtw
@impjbtw 9 месяцев назад
homegirl said it so genuinely too like it was an actual statement not even tryna roast him🤣
@elginge3115
@elginge3115 9 месяцев назад
They played the clip
@Skadidd
@Skadidd 9 месяцев назад
I replayed it like 3 times
@BenP-te2uz
@BenP-te2uz 9 месяцев назад
@@impjbtwfr she was just like, oh yeah i forgot it wasnt a roast or anything
@T0NI_
@T0NI_ 9 месяцев назад
@@elginge3115 they did? Weird, don’t remember. I just remember Lud doing the play by play of it
@Manuke_zt
@Manuke_zt 9 месяцев назад
My jaw dropped when he went with “this site about as lame as homework” for his first line.
@samt3412
@samt3412 3 месяца назад
He was slipping into the character, he wasn't quite in the headspace yet
@aircatcher6891
@aircatcher6891 9 месяцев назад
"What did you get your wife for christmas? Oh wait i forgot some old people dont have wives" was the most innocent torch ive ever heard in my life
@consistentsuffering2542
@consistentsuffering2542 9 месяцев назад
It was so sweet how nice they all were, id buy zyn from that kid tbh
@CheezyQq
@CheezyQq 9 месяцев назад
Not with the way he’s pricing his shit
@aintnoway5508
@aintnoway5508 9 месяцев назад
fr 30 bucks is some wack shit
@bananaduck14
@bananaduck14 9 месяцев назад
@@CheezyQq maybe he has the most earth shattering, religious experience inducing, mind melting zyn you've ever had in your life
@iljay5718
@iljay5718 9 месяцев назад
@@bananaduck14 5 dots?
@kje.123
@kje.123 9 месяцев назад
for 3 hamiltons bro better have the 10 dots, i wanna meet god when i pack one
@laughingemojixd7774
@laughingemojixd7774 9 месяцев назад
“My dad is bald”, didn’t have to do that to him
@haych569
@haych569 9 месяцев назад
The old bald man reveal was top notch. Haven’t laughed that hard since I took a blinker off the jenkum cart, ong.
@nickpng
@nickpng 9 месяцев назад
as an 18 year old i never thought i'd feel more connected to someone that's 33 over a group of high schoolers in my life this shit was beautiful
@spookehghost
@spookehghost 9 месяцев назад
As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about
@RavenLovesArt
@RavenLovesArt 9 месяцев назад
their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃
@wyattcake4919
@wyattcake4919 9 месяцев назад
@@RavenLovesArt I'm 21 and anyone saying "yeet" or "on fleek" when i was their age is getting bullied to oblivion lmao
@thescoobmaster
@thescoobmaster 8 месяцев назад
@@RavenLovesArt that's crazy cuz kids were not saying on fleek ever that's some old ppl type shit
@RavenLovesArt
@RavenLovesArt 8 месяцев назад
@@thescoobmaster it was literally 2014 but go off
@try2bchilledout417
@try2bchilledout417 9 месяцев назад
This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.
@Materialist39
@Materialist39 9 месяцев назад
Valorant soloq is a trip sometimes, and overall I think the experience has genuinely improved a lot over time
@hushpuppi3
@hushpuppi3 9 месяцев назад
yeah as another adult they were kind of annoying but they genuinely were pretty nice (especially after Slime said he'd venmo them $100 lmao)
@Zenipyra
@Zenipyra 9 месяцев назад
The mid game “what am I doing with my life” is so funny
@Materialist39
@Materialist39 9 месяцев назад
you’ll understand I promise
@orionmich20
@orionmich20 9 месяцев назад
“One must imagine Sisyphus happy”
@Mcmos9000
@Mcmos9000 9 месяцев назад
It’s actually so cute when they start asking questions and then the meth thing just fucking killed me. 10/10 lobby
@hextearex2449
@hextearex2449 9 месяцев назад
Everything that one kid said was scorching. INNOCENT. But scorching.
@lorenzovonmatterhorn9287
@lorenzovonmatterhorn9287 9 месяцев назад
3:50 Slime gets killed and pounds what is seemingly an ancient war drum
@sarahcarroll1068
@sarahcarroll1068 9 месяцев назад
this was surprisingly wholesome like they all loved each other
@GriefSkateboarding
@GriefSkateboarding 9 месяцев назад
thanks for the slop
@tokisuno
@tokisuno 9 месяцев назад
them saying "i can't wait until i'm 33" after you were explaining retirement savings plans almost made me cry in the shower bro
@strawberryemma
@strawberryemma 9 месяцев назад
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.
@CG-Gravy
@CG-Gravy 9 месяцев назад
"What did you get your wife for Christmas" is mad dude
@matthewgreening8982
@matthewgreening8982 9 месяцев назад
What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes
@Christiaan-qj8fi
@Christiaan-qj8fi 8 месяцев назад
She’s a prodigy. For those 10 minutes she was probably one of the funniest people in the world.
@plugwastaken
@plugwastaken 9 месяцев назад
"This site as boring as my homework" wow so teen
@matthewalvarojr.2634
@matthewalvarojr.2634 9 месяцев назад
This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.
@ItisGary
@ItisGary 9 месяцев назад
as a 19 year old, I felt bilingual the way I was able to know both sides of the convo.
@RamseyHawkeye
@RamseyHawkeye 9 месяцев назад
I LITERALLY cannot think of a nother RU-vidr that would run this bit. Even THINK of this Zyn bit and perform it half as well.
@waffles6527
@waffles6527 9 месяцев назад
Watching a slime stream feels like in middle school when the teacher is constantly screaming at the class because of one annoying dude.
@The_Nug_King
@The_Nug_King 9 месяцев назад
Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."
@itsReplay
@itsReplay 9 месяцев назад
“I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is the must fucked up thing I’ve ever heard someone say to someone
@SergantSlime
@SergantSlime 9 месяцев назад
the way that kid said "yup" fucking killed me man LMFAO
@danab8454
@danab8454 9 месяцев назад
i was waiting for this since the yard ep. thank you for blessing with slop
@wante1812
@wante1812 9 месяцев назад
"I forgot old people didn't have wives" her saying that earnestly was crazy 😭
@Ur_aRizzardHarry
@Ur_aRizzardHarry 9 месяцев назад
The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.
@alenor210
@alenor210 9 месяцев назад
I'm so glad I caught this live, genuinely one of the funniest moments i've ever seen on any stream
@Boomzie23
@Boomzie23 9 месяцев назад
13:12 “I can’t wait till I’m 33. im gonna like smoke meth for the first time time” this girl is soo funny 😂
@razgriz25thinf
@razgriz25thinf 9 месяцев назад
I am so grateful to have been able to watch this live. Made my whole night The kids are gonna be ok
@guyinoah
@guyinoah 9 месяцев назад
nah it hurt to my core when that girl went "i forget that old people dont have wives sometimes" referring to 33 years old... im only 26 but gahdamn
@badart3204
@badart3204 9 месяцев назад
Median age of marriage is 27 for women and 29 for men in America so you still have time
@PaulusTheCart
@PaulusTheCart 9 месяцев назад
Showed the kids how its done, respect 👊
@sugondesenuts5249
@sugondesenuts5249 9 месяцев назад
Maybe the only time in history a bald shirtless man pretending to be 15 online didnt do something terrible
@sunnyd1722
@sunnyd1722 9 месяцев назад
“How do you do fellow kids”
@thothrax5621
@thothrax5621 9 месяцев назад
I need that kid to know that calling Slime old there is the funniest thing anyone could've possibly said, and we're all proud of them
@fajb709
@fajb709 9 месяцев назад
me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.
@ian562ADF52E
@ian562ADF52E 6 месяцев назад
Electively vaping in the bathroom is wild
@Saket_Roy
@Saket_Roy 9 месяцев назад
This is the best representation zoomers ever had on the Internet.
@forcesofkanto
@forcesofkanto 7 месяцев назад
as a public middle school teacher, "I can't date your mom knowing all the shit you do at school, bro" is insanely relatable
@gomjabbar6246
@gomjabbar6246 9 месяцев назад
I appreciate this coming out to karmically balance the new hax idiocy.
@georgetowle4977
@georgetowle4977 9 месяцев назад
ive camped outside blockbuster for the last 48 hours waiting for this to drop
@seanlmaooo
@seanlmaooo 9 месяцев назад
My asthma flared up from scream laughing damn you slot machine
@sugard8099
@sugard8099 9 месяцев назад
no way this just drops after i have been re watching all his classics
@xEhCanadian
@xEhCanadian 9 месяцев назад
15:14 of grade a slop thank you.
@loufa3404
@loufa3404 8 месяцев назад
I forget that sometimes old people don’t have wives is the most brutal thing that could’ve come out of their mouths
@AdrianAye
@AdrianAye 9 месяцев назад
"I forget sometimes old people dont have wives" YOOOOOOOOO
@commonstreetrat
@commonstreetrat 9 месяцев назад
i love how quickly the tone shifted
@abyvs
@abyvs 9 месяцев назад
i'm at work on my break why did i choose to watch this with my quickly fleeting time
@miguelsi7543
@miguelsi7543 9 месяцев назад
Because you know deep down that you needed to see how our next generation has an abundance of hope and love
@gamermcclout
@gamermcclout 9 месяцев назад
me too man the slop comes for us all
@birthdaygiraffe8802
@birthdaygiraffe8802 9 месяцев назад
This video came at a time where I really needed it. Always glad to have a little more slime content in my life
@Monketim3
@Monketim3 9 месяцев назад
I think its insane how every video slime uploads is an absolute dinger
@ire8elyt
@ire8elyt 9 месяцев назад
I think Slime just realized true peace in this moment and that’s something really special. Slay king
@iz8748
@iz8748 8 месяцев назад
“You know what, I think the kids’ll be ok” Damn bro, whatever you hittin got some hope in it
@OWENB789
@OWENB789 9 месяцев назад
Thank you Slime, this is just what I needed.
@juliaperkins9782
@juliaperkins9782 9 месяцев назад
Watching this live felt so money
@lancelaurel3828
@lancelaurel3828 8 месяцев назад
She probably said one of the funniest things that could’ve been said in the moment after you revealed being 33
@LordFartamor
@LordFartamor 8 месяцев назад
congrats on 100k slime! :3
@slimewire
@slimewire 8 месяцев назад
you are my mortal enemy
@ToThePointEntertainment
@ToThePointEntertainment 9 месяцев назад
I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE
@sethlast9024
@sethlast9024 9 месяцев назад
“Slide my hunnid bones” 😭😭😭
@vader8212
@vader8212 9 месяцев назад
This was genuinely the most entertaining video I’ve seen all year.
@ChiiPiiYT
@ChiiPiiYT 9 месяцев назад
im glad this game is now documented and cemented online in this video
@pulsetone
@pulsetone 9 месяцев назад
"I wanna cry man" does fucking hit
@Knottyp1ne
@Knottyp1ne 8 месяцев назад
you gotta take salvia and become a vandal IM CRYINGGG
@VelvetPrince
@VelvetPrince 8 месяцев назад
Ive seen this man perma ban chatters for having the audacity to even open his stream. Where did this wholesome vibe come from 😂
@dangroll7766
@dangroll7766 9 месяцев назад
Slime your Valorant videos are seriously some of my favourite videos of all time
@Ace-tb3kr
@Ace-tb3kr 9 месяцев назад
Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that
@Firensid
@Firensid 9 месяцев назад
Wholesome Slime is best Slime. Wringing some emotion out of this cold old heart
@Qaztar44
@Qaztar44 9 месяцев назад
Slime’s analysis of and commitment to comedy bits is one of the best things to watch
@IzzyIsntReal
@IzzyIsntReal 5 месяцев назад
5:43 Watch him get into character way before even speaks. Truly a method actor.
@kekyoin1261
@kekyoin1261 9 месяцев назад
watching this felt like that one scene in ratatouille where the food critic has a flashback of his childhood
@Jakurai7
@Jakurai7 9 месяцев назад
Bro i heard slime show the clip of the reveal on the yard so as soon as i saw this in my feed i knew it was gonna be literal gold
@jonpon11
@jonpon11 9 месяцев назад
this was beautiful. Thank you.
@PJthederpygecko
@PJthederpygecko 5 месяцев назад
A good person can bring out the best in people. A great person can create it.
@celocic
@celocic 9 месяцев назад
BABE WAKE UP NEW SLIMEWIRE VALO HIGHLIGHTS VIDEO
@usermnm1104
@usermnm1104 9 месяцев назад
his face after every lie is so funny
@dirt2968
@dirt2968 9 месяцев назад
Sometimes the stars align and you strike gold.
@Hiccup501
@Hiccup501 9 месяцев назад
Hey slime big fan of your content glad you're posting these
@8877dksljfa
@8877dksljfa 9 месяцев назад
In the moment that girl said she was going to do meth once she was literally slime
@Marxsenpai
@Marxsenpai 9 месяцев назад
Yussss. Finally I can turn the lights in my home back on because the Electric Man is back.
@Budderick
@Budderick 9 месяцев назад
“I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is so funny
@dr.scarfe7624
@dr.scarfe7624 9 месяцев назад
This was so sick, moral debate over selling zyns for 30$ a pack is wild
@mhyrr999
@mhyrr999 22 дня назад
9:18 "you're hella good at Val you GOTTA be a panty dropper" hahahaha fuck these kids were genuinely so funny
@PrinnyMi
@PrinnyMi 9 месяцев назад
“What did you get your wife for Christmas” absolutely killed me lmaooo
@frozenepsilon5295
@frozenepsilon5295 9 месяцев назад
can't believe slime opened with a "my homework is lame" and it worked
@elle_ie9943
@elle_ie9943 8 месяцев назад
i love that he says “the last round i’ll come clean” and after no more than five seconds of thinking about it he says it
@shinthemin
@shinthemin 9 месяцев назад
1:29 this one had me playing silent library trying not to wake my dad up from laughing
@ITzBeon
@ITzBeon 9 месяцев назад
I unironically check for a new slime video every day My dreams finally came true
@thehispanic7538
@thehispanic7538 9 месяцев назад
When slime said smooth zyns my jaw dropped. Im glad joshie's teaching you right
@GLAKJack
@GLAKJack 9 месяцев назад
Bald man teaches at-risk children about financial security 2024
@cardinalityy
@cardinalityy 9 месяцев назад
I don't think there has ever been a better Valorant lobby than this
@K1Ck8
@K1Ck8 9 месяцев назад
Nothing like a slime video to the dome before sleep
@chalooby3403
@chalooby3403 8 месяцев назад
Having heard about this on the yard first, this made me chuckle
@Coralxisuzu
@Coralxisuzu 9 месяцев назад
This might unironically be the best RU-vid video ever
@byrontheusurper6505
@byrontheusurper6505 9 месяцев назад
I get my only slime updates on the yard, I should watch this man more
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