As a former convenience store clerk, the only thing you left out was asking for a bag for your one item, then immediately throwing it on the ground outside.
The fact that the tempo mirrors are VIBRATING means that even if the sound was dubbed in afterwards, Marshall was still absolutely BLASTING it at the pump. PERFECT
@@Nick-Nastyhe wasn’t trying to be cool, which is the problem with people like you who if he was lame by attempt, implies he cared to make an attempt to look cool in your opinion, which just isn’t the case. Perhaps mind your own fuckin business on what people do lol?
@@elementalist1984or everything locked away so the clerk has to get it for the customer. Or the gun shots in the background. The needles spread throughout the parking lot. The druggies sleeping on the sidewalk.
You forgot: Having to keep your head on a swivel, the person that walks up and asks for change, and the jammed pack full of knockoff crap inside that you can barely see the clerk.
@@donotrobme9295Oregon actually just undid that last year, thank goodness. It was WAY too weird not being allowed to for someone from out of state. (Oregon house bill 2426)
As a New Jerseyan, I sat at the pump getting angry the first time I drove to PA. I had no idea... Very glad we don't have to pump our own gas. It provides jobs- plus it is a nice perk.
period correct sir. AS SEEN ON TV, never be left stranded with a stolen car again atleast until your old senile infomercial self misplaces said key anyhoo
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 It's like if Disneyland had a gas station. There's a Buc-ee Beaver mascot walking around, tons of random gimmicky and practical things to buy, more food and drinks than you can imagine, and the cleanest, nicest bathrooms you'll ever see at a gas station. There are also over 100 pumps at most locations (no, I'm not embellishing). It's crazy.
@@pyrrhicvictory1707 Buc-ee's is WILD. You owe yourself a trip. You need gas? Buc-ee's. You want some super good hot sauce? Buc-ee's. Need a deer stand? Buc-ee's. Want some BBQ that has no right to be as good as it is? Buc-ee's. Need all of these things at 3:45 AM on a Tuesday? Buc-ee's.
Just visited Texas, went to buc-ee’s and was not disappointed. Even though it was only 30 mins away, I still went late at night to bring home some snacks for the wife and kids.
Great video. 😂 As a former convenience store night manager, you left out the 20 minutes of lottery tickets right at close. Then as you lock up the store walking to your vehicle, they are yelling at you because they have tickets to cash in. The garbage was a nice touch. You only missed having two or three old coffee spilled all over the ground and trash can. 😭😭😂😎
Seems the sketchier the neighborhood, the more trash on the ground and the more lottery and cigarettes and beer trash is seen. One store I went to had damn used diapers on the ground. There was literally a trash can five feet away and that lazy mofo just dropped it on the ground.
Dude 1 time i went to a gas station in oakland at 3am and it was literally like a car and rap show. Lowriders and everyone raging. Never forgot how epic that gas station was.
As a former person at the gas station in the hood you forgot hotboxin’ at the pump and not buying anything. All night into the morning. Then going to work….at the gas station. And sleeping through the whole day.
the tickety tickety ghetto "music" really set the mood in the hood version, it always seems like its just playing out of thin air everywhere you go where there are a lot of hood folks...and in the background of every tv commercial during nfl or nba games.😂😂
Other than the fact that you put too much gas in the tempo, if the low gas light ain't on it ain't the ghetto, and that you were looking down and not paying attention, it was spot on. Head always on a swivel, or you going be running them pockets.
@@MLHJ07 It's not your fault. Not truck drivers have a much more casual relationship with the pump because they don't spend 500 plus dollars at one everyday. We also have to pay extra fuel taxes to every state we drive through which is a lot. And yet... "Four wheelers" still think they own the road. 😂
Buc-ees is the absolute best self service station imagined. 100 pumps, no waiting, attendants keeping it organized and in perfect service. If I don't go in the stop takes 4 minutes tops. QT or Sheets is good too but smaller. If I do it is crowded but clean and fast. Even the restroom manager and staff make big money so they take their jobs seriously. As to The Hood...that Citco pump was far too nice. The screens weren't broken l, sun aged to unreadable or scratched with a pocket knife. None of the pumps had a paper sign taped to them. Add about 5 more cars with doors open blasting music, a couple panhandlers walking through the scene......and you forgot the carjacker while he was pumping. He didn't demand a plastic bag for his drink bottle, then throw it on the pavement as he was exiting the broken door. The beer, tobacco and lotto store with liquor store beside was however dead on for urban Georgia. Add a fireworks barn or trailer it would be perfection.
Suburb dude looked like he was heading to Chapel Hill for the UNC game Hood dude looked like he was heading to Charlotte for the rap concert....at the Bo Jangles Arena
In Memphis, an empty pump at ‘The Krogers’ is like a parking space in Manhattan. You have to sit in your car & look at your phone until there are at least 2 cars behind waiting to pay. Then go to the window to pay, get back in your car while it pumps $10, slowly get out letting an empty box of Black & Tans & a Twisted Tea bottle fall to the ground, wipe your windshield, remove the nozzle, pull the receipt & throw it on the ground, start your car, sync your phone, adjust your seat then pull away.
There were a few missing bits. Suburbs: Pump hoggers vying for gas pumps and parking wide to block others. Hood: Cashier behind bullet resistant glass, and soda dispensed through security drawer. Oh! my bad, forgot. Hood: Adults loitering outside with some seating on BMX bikes.
Spot on, as always! The only thing I would add is the shady guy appearing out of nowhere to beg for money, and the time it takes to pump gas. The gas stations with the slowest pumps in the world are either A) any gas station you stop at when you're already running late and B) gas stations in the hood late at night. Realistically, that $6 should have taken 10 minutes to pump... while the shady beggar stares at you from 3 feet away after you already told him you don't have any spare change 😂
Yo, Ft. Valley, GA what up!? We just got our Bucees here in Auburn, AL! I been to Ft. Valley a few times doing gun shows. Keep up the funny content brother!
Man I'm just impressed by that Good looking and running Ford Tempo. My aunt had one when I was in High School and that was the only brand new, best car I got to drive for a few years; whenr my closest cousin and I would go to the Movie theater, every weekend. As miserable a car as it is teased for being, that car was awesome to me for those few years
Very accurate. You forgot to have a intense heated conversation on speakerphone about how someone wronged you. Gotta hold your brand new $1200 phone up in front of your face so you can talk into it better.
Buc-ees are great! I had never been to one before until this year when I traveled down to Florida for work. They don't have those in Illinois where I'm from.
I checked out the employment section to see what they were doing differently since my old boss came back RAVING about the one(s) she visited. Company sounded like a cult ("If you believe what we believe...") and they don't give their employees real breaks or places to sit. They get "moments". 😑 The more I read, the more horrible the rabbit hole went. They tend to open their establishments in states with less employee rights.
For 6 minutes straight dude didn’t tell not one lie. I died when he locked the steering wheel and the wheels. Gettin gas in the hood ain’t no joke. It is not for the weak 😂😂😂😂😂
