Getting Past Swiss Immigration 

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Be honest, this whole sketch was just an excuse for Arms to show off his superior yodeling skills, wasn’t it?

As a Swiss I can confirm that our flag is a big plus.

"Why do people travel to Switzerland to meditate" "to enter neutral state" Spectacular skit

I don’t know what I love more, the Credit Suisse joke or the passive aggressive rage against the cuckoo clock

My favourite bits about the immigration sketches are the looks that Foil and Hog give each other in silent communication, and the non-question statements! 🤣 Arms, did you have to do a lot of takes to get the yodel the way you wanted for the final cut? 😂

‘What Swiss institution accelerates objects at such speeds that they collide and separate as molecules?’ ‘Roger Federer’s backhand’ 😂 You are brilliant! 😂😂

Arms. THE YODELING. YES. JUST YES. (Also the ended "DEREK!"was class)

The biggest plus of moving in Switzerland is the flag.... absolute gold. You guys are awesome.

This series just never gets old! Nearly choked on my cornflakes when Arms shouted Derek 🤣

As a swiss person, I can only say well done lads. This is hilarious. Arms’ yodelling is not bad either 😂 I‘m a bit disappointed that the last question wasn‘t „Can you say the word Chuchichäschtli?“ as that is the question all swiss people will at some point ask a foreigner

Lads, it would have been perfect if you had posted a sketch about getting past Finnish immigration exam today because right now I’m sitting at the gate waiting for my flight to Helsinki. 😀 Your advice would be very helpful.

The cuckoo clock comes from the Black Forest. It was modeled on the railway guard's hut of the mid-19th century. Normally a door opens every half hour, a cuckoo looks out and yells "cuckoo". The clocks have been modified for the wimps of our time: the sound can be turned off at night.

Dublin! We've got six shows in Vicar street this May, tickets here www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

I love this series of sketches, always a good laugh! I would subscribe 10 more times if I could, you lads deserve so many more subscribers.

The DEREK! at the end, I'm buckled 🤣

Yey it's Thursday again. Chapeau, the Swiss accent is definetely not easy to imitate and the yodeling really got me 😂 Have a wonderful day!

Arms executed the accent brilliantly. It was so endearing and the yodel has its own separate fan base.

That yodelling deserves a Grammy

Swiss here, I find that video very offensive… I mean defensive… I mean, I don't know, I'm bad at conflicts, it's probably fine!

Just came to a live show in cork. Loved it. Being Swiss I have been secretly waiting for this sketch. Holderadiooo! 😂

Impressed by the ch-sound. It's usually difficult for foreigners but you did it so well!

Hahaha! Lots of brilliant jokes in here! I’ve been waiting for this sketch to send to a friend in Bern - next stop a Swiss tour and tickets to see you live!! 🤩

🎶Welcome to the Monday outtakes 🎶 Wrong day, wrong video, wrong place... But this is in my head all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.

I KNEW there would be yodeling!!!!😂 I was kinda hoping for an Alphorn (Arms?) The Credit Suisse reference was painful! For your next travel to Chocolate Land here‘s a Swiss German tongue twister „Chochichäschtli“ Happy Thursday!🇨🇭

I've tried contacting you through your website, RU-vid, your agent, and theatres on your tour. No luck so far, so I'm trying here. Get in touch, chaps, please, even if it is to tell me to jump in a lake. If you named the lake, at least I'd know where I was.

As a Swiss I must say well done😂😂👍🏻

Wahey another immigration sketch!! These sketches just keep on getting better and better! Can’t wait to see you guys in Cork next week! 😁😁

Fahntastic Statistic Does FAH's RU-vid channel perform better in 2023 than it did in 2022? Yes, it does! There were 16M views in the first 15 weeks of 2023, about 3M more than in 2022. Additionally, 37K people subscribed to the channel in 2023. This is a 5K increase over 2022.

I’m really hopeful that there are some Patreon outtakes coming soon - I feel like there must be some doozies from these recent sketches 😄

The "toblerone mountain" actually can't be used anymore by Toblerone! (production has been moved from Switzerland to Slovakia)! Such an awesome sketch!🤣

I love the "getting past ---- immigration" series! I am heading to Switzerland this summer and will remember these questions/answers ;)

I remember reading an interview with FAH in which it was mentioned that when writing their sketches Foil asks whether the joke is clever. Immigration ones definitely are :) Thanks for being great educators! You'll reach 1M subscribers, no doubt! When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it 😉

The Toblerone mountain one is correct AND funny, you nail it as usual lads! ❤ Matterhorn is it's name and went there on a beautiful hike when I lived in Switzerland for a bit 🇨🇭 Could have used FA&Hs wisdom then, but still got past immigration back then! 😂

The bank account one makes sense. If Switzerland had a coastline it would have a shore, making offshore bank accounts into onshore bank accounts.

the entire video was worth it for the end gag alone

The anticipation the Dedication the Eagerness in immigration videos is duper super.🎉

As a Swiss person (living in Ireland), I approve of this skit!

So disappointed it's not NZ immigration after your recent visit! Was sure that would be the next one... Fantastic gig in Wellington btw, thanks for coming all that way to see us 🙂

Listening to that yodeling felt like waiting for Monk Hog to finish apologising - both mighty impressive and taking way too long 👏😂

Oh! Hearing you yodel is if course a delight - but do you know the old German comedy sketch about the Jodeldiplom ("Die Jodelschule" by Loriot)? A classic!!

Love the "immigration series ", and the yodel in the end was brilliant! :-)

Great sketch and fair play to Arms for the yodeling at the end there. Looking forward to seeing youse next week 😁

I love you guys!! You are amazing.. Already planning to come to Dublin just for your shows - all the way from Norway. 🎉❤

YES a new Immigration video! I love these so much. It's 3 am here, and the Alps line made it really hard not to laugh too loud, and wake up my roommates!

Yes! I love these types of videos. Thanks lads.

Four languages. We have four national languages. 😅 Other than that, great skit. The yodling broke me. 😂

You guys deserve way more subs!

Good-morning Conor! Thank you for uploading the video and for taking the time to answer the FAHn questions! I signed myself up to Patreon and am slowly but surely making my way through the Live Streams! When’s the next one? Would be fun to interact with you guys live :) Great sketch as always 🤩.

Ah lads, loving the videos and all, but it is really time for a liveshow again!! They are just out of this world! One more week to go 😊

Absolutely love your Immigration skits! ❤ Everyone of them perfectly captures the country's personality.

The (bad) yodeling at the end was the best...

This is just so amazingly accurate 😂😂😂 living in Switzerland myself, I can confirm, that’s how communication works here, alright 😋

Why does Foil always looks like he did something sketchy back at the home country and has to enter the immigration country for the sake of his life? 🤣

Amo estos videos, aunque al final tengo que investigar algunos de los chistes porque no los entiendo y termino en videos de geopolítica jajajaja qué infame xD los amo

That "to enter a Neutral State joke" got me

I actually thought “I bet Arms can’t resist the chance to yodel” as soon as this started 😆

Watched this on FB and now here! Love you guys ❤

A bit scared to say this but do one with Denmark 😂 Will try my hardest not to take it personally 😅 As always, amazing job, guys.

Arms.. A man of multiple talents. Yodeling is not one of them. 🤣

I'm Italian, you see, so I don't get everything despite the subtitles. But nonetheless I laugh a lot every time. You are great!!! 😂😂😂

Finally! Another immigration sketch. How long has it been? Aye, been sorely missed.

Oh god so many funny ones! you guyes deserve 10 millions . may suggest updating shorts ? have heard it gains popularity faster

As a Swiss citizen I confirm everything is right 😂 especially how we communicate with our superiors !

I love how they are so serious and anxious about the questions and how happy they are when they get them right!🤣🤣🤣

Showed this to a gaming buddy from switzerland (lausanne). He snarked into laughing at the yodeling scene

I was planning to go to Switzerland but the only questions I got correct was the Toblerone and the flag! Thank you lads for giving us the cheat sheet. 😅

This might me my favourite immigration sketch yet. Until the next one of course.

The yodeling had me in stitches. Great sketch as usual! Hope you can do Thai immigration or some other countries 😁

you finally found a sketch where you can add yodeling, eh ? I would bet, that this was the sales pitch when discussing what to do next :D

An Anne Flanagan sketch last week followed by an immigration series one today! You guys are brilliant as always! P.S.: Roger Federer's backhand does disintegrate his opponents. ❤ just for mentioning him twice in one sketch!

You could also have shouted Roger, or Trevor! But no, it had to be Derek of course! Thanks for waking up with the yodelling! 😂😍

Arms' vodeling is so impressive🎉! And Hog looks so lovely in white😘

'What has the large amount of holes and hardly any cheese? Credit Suisse Investment Bank' 😂😂 I died 😂😂

I was just about to write that "Swiss watch company" was the best joke, when....... 😂😂😂😂😂😂 And I am glad to know that Derek got employed in Swiss immigration 😄

Love how British sounding that "Darek!" is after that whole yodeling skit x)

Grüezi! What a smart, funny and well-placed reminder of my time in Switzerland, after an evening spent with some friendly Scottish people in a lovely village in County Clare... What language and what accent am I supposed to be speaking again when my Bavarian-Swabian friend Miri arrives in a couple of days?!

great series, finally about my own country :-) I have to say the yodeling was done quite well, it's not as easy as it may sound ;)

The irritated faces at the end when Arms didn't stop the Jodeln (whatever that is in English). :D Is Derek an emigrated Irish audience member of yours who couldn't tolerate the use of his name for your sketches any more and hoped to escape? Well, if so, he was unlucky to make it into this one again... xD

The yodeling! 😂😂😂😂 I love you guys!

This video should've come with a warning sign. You just can't start yodeling out of nowhere 🤣🤣🤣 I'm at work and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂. This was brilliant!!! And thanks for mentioning Roger Federer 🥰 he's the goat

Nice touch with the white and red t-shirts, guys!

Hi Arms, my question this week is do you have any crazy stories from when you’ve been drunk? Feel like you’d be very funny after a few pints 😂

Is there any compensation for the amount of yodeling I'm going to hear in my head all week? 😂

Great sketch lads 😂👍

Yodeling in the end caught me off guard. Didn’t expect it at all. That was rofl

Imagine you're commenting, doing yo thang with your tunes playing and a nice cup of tea when you suddenly feel a (hand)gun on the back of your head. An empty bag of chicken nuggets is shoved over your head before you have time to finish a gasp. After a long drive listening to someone singing Harry songs terribly, you're (nicely) pushed through a door and onto a chair where you're tied up and asked if you'd still like your cup of tea. "Is it still warm?" you ask. "No, but I can microwave it for you if-" "No, that's okay I'm good" "........okay" The bag is taken off your head and your eyes adjust to the bright light coming from the single swinging bulb above you. You pull a frowning/gross face and see a shadowy figure in the corner. "could you-" "yeah, sorry" - The figure anonymously walks up to you in a Monk/WhatsApp group chat hood and wipes the chicken nugget batter off your face. "It's company policy you see" "I understand" you say trying to get the crumbs off your tongue. "You're very kind" they say. "Ah it's no prob-hey! Why have you got me here?! What do you want?!!!" The hooded figure (who looks fricking COOL I GOTTA SAY) slowly walks around the room evily laughing like they were about to lose the Count Eviloff role in a children's Christmas musical. Then suddenly they take off their hood. "SamFAHntha?!" you gasp when you see a golden retriever face. "Justice is what I want Armsy! *cough* I mean Arms! JUSTICE!!!" "Justice for what???" I try to take down a tarp revealing a banner that says "THE BARRY ALLIANCE" but fail and it makes it kind of anti-climatic. Still bright red from embarrassment, I go on and say "FOR BARRY!!!" "Why?!?" My jaw drops. "I'll pretend I didn't hear that" I regain my composure and say "I brought you here because you're the only one who can help us. The Barry Alliance was formed a long time ago. I pull out a TV to show you footage of our 'long and rich history' but it's just me commenting "I really really want a mostly Bazza one" and you replying "ok" one time. "We here at The Barry Alliance believe that Barry AlmostFlanagan deserves his own sketch. You see, Bawwy has our whole heart and... and (wipes tears away but then has to awkwardly wipe nugget crumbs off my face because I used the same cloth)... and WE ALL want to see him shine" You look over and see that what I mean by "our" and "we" is just some random homeless guy playing Solitaire on the computer in the corner and his elderly dog. (Because you've been reading this crap for long enough, I'll cut this shorter... with a game!) You're not tied up very well, and in the distance, you can hear the FAH HQ helicopter. You know it's yours because Gerry had it's rotor rebuilt to play your guys' Billie Jean melody (I don't know where I'm going with that), it must be Foil and Hog looking for you, you think. So... Are you joining the alliance? Or...?

Arms must have been trying for years to write a sketch where he could yodel!

So punny, so funny.. loved it! ❤

Loved every bit! 😄 Thanks to Derek's colleague for clearing the doubts surrounding the cuckoo clock, i did keep mixing up the origin 😊 Also im sure you will get to a million much sooner than the end of the year! 🤞

9/10 not enough shady banking jokes 🖤 (p.s. now that Finland's joined NATO, are you planning a Finnish immigration sketch 👀? Besides their super op army there's also plenty of sauna jokes to be had, and the story of that absolute mad lad soldier who went on a meth-fueled rampage against the Soviets...

That song at the end is in the "secret" Language of Switzerland I believe😂

Sadly the mountains on the Toblerone will be going soon 😢

Bahahahaha that Swiss Guard joke tho! 😆😆😆 And the epic passive aggressiveness of, "The cuckoo clock was invented in GERMANY." 🧐🤣

I am German and I am in Switzerland now for no particular reason.

Came here for a Credit Suisse joke, was not disappointed 😂😂

That toblerone answer won't be correct for much longer 😔

The yodelling at the end just cracked me up..and I was already laughing at the "neutral state" bit 😂

You are banned in 🇨🇭 officially

Oh my God. I wasn't prepared for the yodeling to go as long as it did!