Getting RAILED By My Friends For 30 Minutes Straight 

I love when blarg knocks us up with thick content

Can we just appreciate how Matt comes inside of us with his content!

That title tho...

0:32 Blarg typing up "Admiral Assp" before realizing he ran out of space and typing his real name just pleases me.

The last Scorpion I talked to impaled me in the chest, then yelled, *GET OVER HERE!* Real clingy.

Blarg being railed harder than a train right now.

I LOVE WHEN BLARG GETS RAILED!!!!

This title is extremely relatable. Blarg has really been hitting home lately

matt is impressively good at climbing and swimming in this game

It’s so cool how we can progressively see his channel just about hit 1.10 million subs Man’s deserves all the love and support

So IDK if it works on every map, but it definitely works on the submarine map, if a player puts a plunger on the crotch/butt area of another player and then the stand up they will balance on the plunger and then if it’s done correctly jumping a few times let’s you fly/float up into the air

1:30 As someone who listens to the Deadlock podcast, hearing Blarg say Dick “The Cock” Johnson is so funny

I just love that blarg fills us with content

I love when blarg uses the address of an actual fan.

Your cat character looks like a feline version of Wilson Fisk. "It's not about the treats Spider-Cat."

Blarg wanting to do a funny name but realizing he has a limited amount of characters so he gives up and uses his actual username

that poor dude in Albuquerque 🤣🤣

Love seeing Matt filling us up with content

I love it when he said ‘Its Blarging time’

Cant wait to see the PH version

was anyone else just watching blargs newest video when it got privated?

YES! I love crazy game content with the boys 🤣 these dudes are drugs 😂🤣😂 "alright, alright let's take a nice picture" *one second later*

appreciate the fill us up with can we the content content CONTENT! never fails us 💀

this game is too goofy to not be played by everyone currently breathing

28:15 is such a Dooo "Yeah"

Love the content Matt. Keep it up. You make my day everytime you upload and i’m sure many others can agree. Seriously you’re an inspiration and one of my top youtubers OAT

matt looking like weekend at bernies 15:29

Smi77y ejecting himself out the door had me rolling

That super delayed "...In game" from Yumi was amazing timing.

Hey Matt I'm loving my froggy pillow and your content thanks very much friendo

Cant wait to see you hit 1.5 mil Matt

I love the way blarg plays reminds me of when video games were for fun.

Dick "The Rock Hard" Johnson, has good ring to it 🤣

I love when blarg does the thing with his thing in the thing

The fact that on the sub, Puffer said “Jet Engine” and not Turbine😬🤦🏾‍♂️😂

Puffer and Matt are the best duos

Had a crappy day at school and this is gonna help alot

the title hits hard though 💀

Blargs editor needs a raise

I love when blarg gets railed by his friends

The title is so relatable

I was really hoping this was actually sweaty man ball footage

19:36 King Julien whenever he feels like it

Blarg’s editor has the biggest balls to put Blarg’s address on screen

Adjusting to each channels caption colours is fun lol

Yumi is slowly transforming into soup

WOOOOOHOOOOO I’m running out of blarg vids I watched almost all

Got a cod trailer ad using “till I collapse” The most ironic music choice for said franchise

The casket 🤣😭

Imagine that was actually his address 💀

BLARGY POO!!!!! Thanks for another banger, you literally do more than my Prozac

Shouldn't we all have friends like that

"any last words" meow.

20:21 I can feel Blarg’s blood boil at high temperature.

I love how Blarg always gets up to give us that hot content!

That title is relatable

That title is something else

This is the "new" Rubber Bandit.

Can we get a moment of silence for whomever lives on that adress in Alberquqque....Alberqu....that town... xD

certified party with animals

5:31 - Aww; it’s a “CUTE WITTLE FLUFFY” mosh pit…..

This Game is pretty much GangBeasts 2 and no one mentions that lmao. Been waiting for something like that so awesome!

man watching this video after watching smitty's video.... smitty's got some good editors, (cutting all the weird stuff) lol

26:05 😂😂😂

Why does Yumi sound like Joe Biden without the filter😂😂

This was hilarious

@Blarg is Walter White confirmed.

bro your the funniest guy ever

"whats the password?" ... "bebeh"

blarg and puffer best duo

i love when i rail the like button on blarg's content

Ngl, the dinosaur and yumi look exactly alike

Am I the only one that had to make sure in was watching blarg when I heard the intro?

The subway was from the matrix

Hey!! I was watching that video LMAO wth bro

Matt uploaded Letts gooi

This is a good session. And for anyone asking for more Good Enough Auto content, Matt is interested, but putting effort into the channel would require him to stop making gaming content, and that puts bread on the table. I saw him comment on a recent Doug Demuro video so it’s very clear he hasn’t lost interest in cars. He just doesn’t have the time to invest in the channel. And this doesn’t put BlargLive and BlargTV into the equation.

When you used to live near blarg and didn’t know

I'll never stop loving have thick warm quality content pumped into me.

this might be the first goons session with just 1.5 goons

please play bombsquad with the goons haha

i got stung by a scorpion last night lmao

Just got the weirdest looking watching this video… don’t think having it play through truck speakers in school pick up line is a good idea…. 😂😂

Lmao he would put an Albuquerque address

Me balls deep in the neighbors garbage disposal 2:37

If bread in french is pain, then i own a fucking bakery 😂

Great video name choice blarg

“Dwane the Rock Jonson and his challenger, Dick Pic Nick!”

Oh, it's THAT kind of video. Forgot I'm on youtube. XD

Map looks like the train station from the matrix

kewk n bell tourchair reference

Love you blarg!!!!!!!

Blooge makes me splooge

Never clicked on a video faster 42:56 was crazy can’t believe he took all that at once

Title is relatable

Only thing missing from the title is barefoot 🤣

10/10 title

I need a live reenactment of this 15:47

Nah this title is wild💀

i feel Matt coming inside of me, this video is legendary