also im so glad y'all mentioned the jaw pain that some ppl get when drinking bc it feels like a scalpel cutting into my jaw. from what I've heard and experienced, it has to do with chewing/eating while drinking but i feel like talking probably exacerbates it as well since it moves the jaw muscles
Hanging out at different locations. Like I want to see them in line at a Walmart pharmacy, and waiting to be called up at the DMV. Not always, just surprise episodes.
I remember drinking the watermelon one as my first one ever. I woke up 9 hours later face first on the ground, covered in cinnamon. Still do not regret.
I love the beautiful chaos that is Emily Fleming. My only disappointment with this video was that I was sure she would drink from ker "dump bucket" at the end.
Watermelon was my first one. Tried chugging it before going into a movie theater. Got it about 3/4 down. I remember getting inside the theater, but remember walking out of a Denny’s.
This video was made specifically for me. Before I was a mother (scary right?) FourLoko was my drink of choice. And Emily is in this video and she is my absolute favorite member of the Mythical Crew. Sorry everyone, I love you too, but Emily.
I was out of town for a company event. We started our evening with 4Loko. One attorney crawled under the table after dinner and briefly disappeared and another lost his suit jacket for a time, insisting we found a time portal that transported it back to his hotel room. It was an eventful evening!!
Also the best flavor is green apple. They are all awful, but green apple is the best. I also liked water melon, strawberry lemonade, and mango. And no other flavots. Only those.
I love how Justine is like "Sh Shot gun, please don't shot gun. Don't shot gun Four Loco." and then Emily is like "I was maybe the wrong person for this video. I just think that is a very shot gun thing." I think we need more Emily in Sporked videos. Maybe just add a disclaimer at the beginning or something.
What I would give to hang out day drinking with Emily and reminiscing about high school in Tennessee in the 90's. As for those damn Presidential fitness tests in gym class, I'm grateful we had the pull up bar and not that damn rope.
I thought wine hang over were bad. Meet the 4loco hang over, when you drink to much stuff gets dark😅. Fruit strip gum. They just discontinued it herad . 😢
Story time!!! For one of my birthday parties, my best friend funneled a whole pineapple four loko, sat straight up, said "I'm good" about 5 times and then projectile vomited across the garage. Ahh good times.
Malt liquor makes me feel weird. I forgot, and recently bought 2 twelvers of Simply brand (real juice) bevvies. I enjoyed the way they made me feel for about an hour, but then I just felt weird. Different alcohols affect me differently, and I cannot drink these things.💋
Snowcreek berry was not a pale pink. It was a pale, purple, almost clear, lavender, goodness gracious I probably drank 10 times more than you did, and that didn’t leave my memory. They also had different alcohols by volume most people don’t know that.
The 4Loko Gold tastes like a really bad Jaeger redbull. But yall are missing the worst flavor, Hemp. Its genuinely one of the worst things ive ever tasted, couldnt even swallow my first (and only) sip.
I didn:t know Sporked existed as a RU-vid video channel until now. I am suprised at the lack of production. It is a little charming, but also kind of confusing. I am SO used to seeing people try things in front of a green screen. I think I have been conditioned so this did NOT seem like serious video, and instead it seems like a on-off or something.
4lokos caused me and my best friend in highschool to do stuff under a bridge in a full downpour of rain 🤣… I lost my penny board in the river 😭… I went back for it after a 3 day weekend ☠️
Dranked 6 one time in one sitting when I was younger , my cousin was to show up to be three and three but foo dint show up so I HAD to do it… by LAW .. dam rear had a heart attack ………. Learned my lesson, kind of
Oh gods!! Flash backs to when I used to drink this carp! Yeah, one can good... two... bad... three I watered the lawn... I am MUCH MUCH more sensible about alcohol now.
that weird jaw pain is salivary glands that are too dehydrated trying to squeeze out some spit for you, but the pain is like when an empty ketchup bottle makes the fart noise. if you drink a bunch of water, it should theoretically not happen. disclaimer: i am not a doctorologist
