Honestly "I'm shy 🤭 I'm so emotional🤣🤣🤣🤣how come I'm just knowing this comedian o...Hilarious! You truly nailing the hausa accent like no one else wallshi.Weldone
😂😱😁This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. 😂They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road. Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and romance life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.😂 I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.😂 I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.😂 I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.😂 I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red. Ooooh My God!!!!! So you are now a Ritualist .' my, (wife shouted.) Before i could say a word, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain. 'Babe, i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed. I was chasing my wife with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.😂 Our new neighbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them. On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them.... Now, my wife's family and I, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from the elders. See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble. 😂😂😂😂 Thanks so much for reading my joke, If you enjoyed it, all am asking is to do me a favour, I want you to PLEASE SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I know u are capable. 💛💛👍 it very simple Just touch my profile picture and you will see where to SUBSCRIBE Plssssssss🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
STINGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said... your mom counted it 😂 2. CONFUSION:- Is when you steal meat from your mother's pot and you forget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂 3. SHOCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feel your phone🙄 4. CAUSE TROUBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fake call with your China phone: "Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has disappeared😂🏃 5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been punished by a soldier and you climbed ur bike and shout "Thunder fire you" and then, your bike refuses to start🙄😂 6. KASALA DON BURST:- Is when you take your girlfriend to a bar and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "please make it spicy" 🙄😳 7. WITCHCRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw money, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂 8. HEART ATTACK:- Is when your girlfriend is pregnant and your wife is pregnant 😫😂😂😂😂😂 💃. 9 😁 Dating a jealous Man is very risky, he can even look at your phone calendar and... ask you "who's AUGUST"?😂😂😂 10. Someone covered my eyes from my back and ask me to guess who he was, after guessing for 5 mins, I removed his hands and I saw a mad man... Jesuuuuus, come and see temple run😫😫😫 11. Some guys don't go to church for blessings, they go to church to see Blessing, Joy, Happiness, and Glory 😂😂😂 12 .Most Nigeria policemen failed in English, they'll be like Hey Shut Up You're Not My Friend, My Friend 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 13 . Sis, because he sounds like a lion when praying doesn't mean he is a responsible man. Not all lions are from the tribe of JUDAH.😁😂 14. She got mad at you. Allow her hit your chest. Let her throw objects/things at you Then walk slowly towards her and hold her hands softly, then whisper into her ears "Baby if you spoil anything inside this house you will pay for it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 15. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂 16. Women and Gossip Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like: "LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 (By the way I’m also a small RU-vidr looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤………. Please subscribe to my RU-vid channel Thanks.
