GIGA TIMMIES ARE RUNNING WILD in Tarkov 

That lesson in timmies rats and chads is the most accurate thing I’ve seen describing a game haha

Loot Goblins and Crabs can morph together as a Loot Lobster. Crouched or Crawling the map, sucking all the loot from the bottom shelfs, easy to reach crates, and dead bodies.

I don't have the patience to do this but GOD do I love watching these!

"he totally extracted" - Glad to know even the greatest of rats gets got. 😂

your diagram on timmys ,rats, n chads is a pure classic. thank you king for your great teachings in the art of war

So much knowledge was given away for free here. Why can't real universities be this helpful, relevant, and accessible?

I learned more from Stank's lessons than I did all of high school.

the early rat gets the timmy

dude i started choking of laughter when you started making your graph of rats and chads 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

The more you rat PMC’s the more giga scavs run wild and unchecked swiping the cheddar from under everyone’s nose. Rat the dang scavs!

The timing on that piss break. holy shit get absolutely snubbed out red beard

Behind all Rats there is trio that never spit up and running trough solo players .

talk about crab , proceed to crab right after AND exfill camp LOL

Spot so old the Timmies don't expect it 😂

23:11 I have had so many hit reg and desync issues this wipe. I have a clip of me shooting a guy in the head very clearly at least 3 times at close range with an UMP while he has NO HELMET AT ALL and he lived. Its really starting to get at my enjoyment of the game this wipe. I feel like I notice it a lot more now that I know my bullets aren't meeting god. Its real bad.

POP QUIZ! NAME:________ DATE:__________ 1.What do all players start out as in Tarkov? 2.What is the stage after Chad? 3.Are you able to go backwards as a Crab or Loot Goblin? 4.What are the different stages after Rat? 5.Whats the difference between a Crab and Loot Goblin? 7.Whats the difference between a gigachad and a gigarat? 8.Do exfil campers receive love from their parents? 9.Are Gigachads compensating for something? 10.Why are you not subscribed?

that tor red beard guy was me. i was dog shit tired and i heard you run in there. figured since you werent camping to the right you had to be in the little bathroom area. *i hide there a lot too*

That guy at 2:01 was hella lucky that Stankrat was busy teaching.

This reminds me of fishing...taking your leisure on a nice spot and making small talk until you get a nibble. A stress free and relaxing strategy with minimum energy expended in exchange for maximum return... You should look into marketing your own line of "Stank Rat" branded smoking jacket with optional cheese tray for your contemporaries to sample while enjoying your frivolities...

WE OUT THE RAT TRAP WITH THIS ONE 🧀🐀

That bathroom break kill was hilarious 😆

All Crabs are Loot Goblins, but not all Loot Goblins are Crabs

It’s amazing to see how well his channel is growing. Props ❤

I really needed those notes in the beginning, solid information.... nervous on this test

hit me with that griddy. love you man keep it up!!!!

The Young King has done it again.

I love that he griddys over that baby and family pic one hahha

4:25 that whole courtyard has become so popular this wipe. Sewer manhole no longer that sneaky extract "protected" by the ai scavs that all spawn there+crane.

Rats can merge with chads to become opportunistic predators

I've always been "Giga TImmy" but I've called myself a Chud.

tarkov evolution I felt attacked in the timmy section lol

what if I stay between Timmy and a Rat? Am I Rimmy? Also there's rare occurance of Grogus. They stick with Chads, never play alone and sometimes pull off some impossible shots and save Chads just in nick of time. They never play alone. And BSG seems to want Grogus

This wipe I actually got a bunch of 3 btg which was always hardest for me. I had all stims needed when I got task for samples but I gave them to therapist for black card and just need one more ahf1 then samples is done .

New Kappa Quest next wipe - Find and Kill StankRat 😂😂😂

That breakdown was badass

i am so happy to announce i am a gigga rat and can stop calling myself just a generic rat ♥ thank you stank! (be warry of the smuggler's boat, ive probably been watching it for the past 25 min, snacking on my MRE and water bottle)

The moment i saw a 30 minute video I know my day is gonna be good

I feel like crabs are closer to the rat spectrum

Guy that pushed while you was AFK was definitely a paid actor

3:07 thats gunna be sad LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

“This is gonna be on the test”😂😂😂😂

I can't get enough of stankrat!

11:13 imagine seeing an UNLOOTED body right next to extract and thinking it's safe to loot, dawg what the hell...

That payout of load @11:30

Had to be a stream sniper! He ran right at you! That was hilarious man hahaha

How the hell do you always know where they are with audio? I have tried 3 different headsets, and it always sounds like they are behind me.

the afk pissing clip was perfect

Just ordered a mouse pad for me and my cousin as a birthday present. Can you confirm it will upgrade my ratting abilities? Thankyou

What headset are you using? It looks really comfortable

This channel is a W

Yeah I went timmy, gigatimmy to reserve sniper.

5:30 "What in the paid actors was that?"

Im a gigga timmy with the loot goblin subclass

I can confirm that I'm slowly but surely evolving into a crab

Oh no I’m a Crab!!!

So my buddy always wants to walk the whole map. No running cause he claims its more “tactical” cause its more quiet. Does this make him a crab?

The Timmy/Chad Diagram was on par with the Crazy/Hot Matrix video.

Ima giga Timmy loot Goblin lmao

Rats can also become possums and Timmy's can also become snakes (not to be confused with worms)

the ending lmfao

bros helping me study for the exam 🙏🏼

lvl 55 Timmy here, Timmy 4 Life Baby.

That landmine on streets might of been me

I'm attempting to get out of the gigatimmy grab, i'll learn one day.

Talking about Path of Exile, Stank reminds me of Nugiyen 😂😂😂

holy shit the timing hahahahaha

When you play solo a lot, being a Chad is punishing. You become a hybrid. Something unholy. Always engaging with a kill shot from the shadows. Then Chad like rotations. Then ratting another kill (if they have a team). Another Chad Kiel rotation and nade spam. Then crab walking. Then ratting from a vantage point. You become an amalgamation of all styles.

once i unlocked m80s i bought an sa-58 and tested the 50 rounder with it.. bad idea jams every other mag lmao 20 rounders it is.

Where do self proclaimed "scav mains" fit in the chart

My boy got shot from your bush near RUAF on customs today, he couldn’t get the triple though

I unagree with the Timmy evolve chart. After 1000 hour I've avolved into a chading crab.

js for those moments when u gotta piss during raid i reccomend a wireless headset lmao

Rats are definitely loot goblins

Hell yeah! Liked the vid in the first 9 seconds

11:43 you just know that third guy was telling them not to loot that body in discord lmao

just forgot the cheater line for the exam

im about to play tarkov this friday for the first time, im ready to be a timmy

Timeless man😂

Man carcinization has made its way into tarkov too. Shit man everything is gonna be a crab one day

23:45 What's the guys channel I can't find it

That’s crazy that 10 stack of piranha was worth like 20k

So what happens if i'm a loot goblin AND a crab? I like to hoard all the loot i can find but i also crouch walk every where i go

Thanks Beezy

Giga rat chad

surprised no-one has made a joke about a timmy growing into a cheater on the spectrum. would that be a part of the rat tree, the chad tree, or be it's own seperate tree? Cheaters could go down the gentle loot cheats and pick items up through walls, the "Gentle Cheater", then it goes down to ESP and aimbotting through walls and killing everyone in labs, the "Giga Cheater" then basically an upgrade of the Gentle Cheater, the loot vaccumers, otherwise known as "BJ Cheaters"

bruh the scav with the mine

Im ready for the test!

Giga timmy loot goblin checking in. I'm poor.

What servers and at what time do you guys use to get into dead raids ?

stank, what are your postfx???

Just got home from school let's go

i kinda feel like stank is becoming less of a rat every video i watch

yo that dude that pushed straight to you at 5:30 is def a motha locing stream sniper no doubt in my mind was watching the stream lol dude crpt straight to you then ran the moment you sat down

5:50. Dude always looks way hit and to his left after a kill. Definitely running a background wall hacks.

I wonder when there guna take the shitty snow away

Damn

What happen to the Honey badger?

always when i wake this mf uploads 😩🫣

Two birds with...one tap you could say

It’s rat time !