Girls HATE my Hair RIZZ 

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“They are not suprised of your jawline, they’re surprised of your hairline” 🤣

The guy at the end was so nice man. Made me smile :) Too bad this video wasn't longer though🥺

My brother lost his hair at 20 (completely by 20) I was like " goose got that rizz never be ashamed of who you are" he stops trying to hide it now cause of goose! P.s. you're a brilliant creator!

'your forehead has its own character arc

Protect this man at all cost. The man is a national treasure

Social anxiety is scared of this guy

The guy at the end said it best. The Rizzler is back at it again. You keep making content and ill keep consuming it brother. Thanks for what you do.

I just want to say that ive been watching your videos the last 2 days and i havent laughed this hard in a long time. Keep it up man. You deserve to have way more subscribers. Ive been feeling really down lately and your videos make things a little better.

Pepper from AHS is literally insane I’m dying🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

People calling a literally attractive man ugly cause he wears his hear goofy on purpose is so funny to me.

This both encourages me and makes me wanna self explode. Woman "THEY JUST WANT MY BODY" meanwhile woman "YOUR HAIR IM OUT"

Love you goosewayne! It’s an honor to see you go from 30k to almost 300k in the span of weeks. You’re hitting 1 mil really soon brother I can feel it

Dawg I absolutely cannot believe you were on Dr Phil😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀 what a legend

please read 👁👄👁 over 90% of my views come from NON-subscribers, it'd mean the world to me if you guys took a second to like & subscribe. It helps me greatly with the algorithm and gets me one step closer to that HUGE 1 MILLION! subscriber milestone. I only upload 1 video every Friday so I won't be annoying your feed or anything I promise! I also promise to continue to make my videos better and better. I've been failing at RU-vid a LONG time, not gonna let you guys down now that my content is finally being seen and enjoyed by you all. THANK YOU SO MUCH for sharing the most precious thing in this life with me, your time 💜 -goose

I'm happy that even though people make fun of him he can still show off himself with pride and not be upset about it

South Africa loves Goosewayne♥️🇿🇦🔥

From the tik tok to youtube, you're killing it. Your content is been a good laugh. Keep it up Bro. You're going to be a good content creator with Omegle or OmeTV. Rizz em up with the new ways.

Bro I been here since Dr. Phil and the crypto batman days. I remember there was 10 of us chatting it up in a live stream. Now you're full on celebrity status my boy. Brings a tear to my eye!

Dude your forhead just looked at me 😂😂 lol funniest guy ive seen could look at this all day😂

“Your forehead just looked at me.”😂💀 As someone with a Widow’s Peak, I felt that!

4:30 so far he is the only person that recognized you and said your actually name. Everyone else just been like “oh you’re that one dude from TikTok” or something else but never really know you know you. 😂😂😂

Dude i know omegle shut down... PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING THESE 😭 you were just about to blow up even more

Bro hands down funniest dude doing this type of content. Anddddddd you have top RIZZ! No beating your RIZZ!

"So it's like an ant ate your hair" - severely underrated comment. 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly these women talking smack no one would even want to make them a single mother 😂 they can't even get that

I wish you the best on finding a new way to express yourself content wise now that Omegle has been shut down. What horrible news for you man, I just saw you’re Twitter updates, unbelievable. I can’t imagine the stress of figuring out how to navigate a channel content wise with hundreds of thousands of subs.

I gotta say man, I'm happy you never stopped. You don't know how many rough days at work your videos have been getting me thru.

"they don't skip because of that jawline, they skip because of that hairline" lol girl is witty af

3:10 gerls teeth look like piano keys 😂

He's got that 80s movie henchman rizz.

Bro got that Trevor Phillips Enterprises type rizz. Wake up in the wilderness with panties and a bottle of aristocrat type rizz.

it's baffling how many people are actually mean, what a shitty world lol

Goose, you are an absolute legend. Your camera angles and production quality are amazing. I too am losing my hair, but I cannot even come close to the locks you have. I'm just basically bald. Keep the Rizz Game Strong!

Geezer is crazy. And it fucking was crazy.

This guy was on Dr. Phil!!! He called himself Goose Wayne and thought he was Batman!!

That last kid was a real one

"He really got on the flo and did tha!?" Best compliment you can receive from a woman, keep up the good work homie! 👍

This one of those channels i binges watched. So funny

R.I.P Omegle 2009-2023🤧❤

I'm so proud of how far you have come and the love and kindness towards your wife.

That Leo meme is 100% one of the best hahaha

This is your best cinematic performance

This man so awesome WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST

Your forehead looked at me 😂😂😂😂😂 broooooooo violatedddd

That head tapping thing with eyrs rollinh back into head is hilarious

It's insane to think that this guy works as Batman on the side

“Well you know what geezer is” dangggg she got me too haha.

For some reason I'd just wanna have an interview with him, would like to know his story. Doing great so far, keep on pumping content!🔥

I just want to write to you and tell you that your video’s are awesome and don’t stop please! I look forward to you posting and you’re video’s always give me a good laugh even when I’m down It makes me happy to see how much you’re growing so fast And you’re only going to keep getting bigger just remember we all love and support you! Keep up the good work brotha! And stay safe! ❤💯

The selfie flashes was a dope touch. 📸 😂😂

He’s the real deal alright, he’s him.

dudes hairline is fighting for its life 😭💀

Bro.....they just skip like they seen an alien 😂😂

Please post more 😂😂 I love your videos

“You’re balding. That is different “

Some guys on RU-vid is stealing your rizz brother , destroy him by doing an unique rizz

“So it’s like an ant that eats your hair?” 💀

He really just got on the floor and did that 😂😂

Another Top content from the Goat🤣🔥

I literally wheezed laughing at these. You’re an absolute gem goose keep at it

Bruh I'm dying with that floor thang 😭😭😭

I discovered you the other day and you gave me the first good laugh in like a month here before 1 mil badge | ▼

Glad to see your subscribers growing so fast Goose. A million aint that far away at this rate. Onward.

bro I love you. So happy I found this channel

Man you´re a legend, taking what you have and making the most of it. such an inspiration.

Finallyyyy been waiting all week lmao

Damn goose is married to the crypt keeper

What’s going to happen now that Omeagle is gone??? We need more Goose, the rizzler himself.

Bro its Ramadah here. You better keep the content coming no matter what!!!!

Honestly we need more content from you..I know you're probably doing a lot already but just know you're appreciated 🖤

Buddy at the end was great 😂

You'd think some of these people never saw a bald person. Holy sh*t!

"HOLD. THE. FREAK. ONNNN!" 😂

So glad you’re where you are today. Congrats on almost hitting 300k which I’m sure u will hit this week easily!! 6-15k subs a day is impressive. Hope the best for you dude.

Goose is the Rizzlord

My husband stopped being Batman but now he won’t stop rizzing people on Omegle and it’s ruining our relationship. Dr phill please help us🙏

Keep perfecting the rizz my guy 😎

When you called that guy slippery I lost it.

You really need to do one to George Michaels careless whispers 😂😂😂

nah bro "geezers" actually crazy wtf😂😂😂 good video keep it up

Shits too comical 😭

You an old geezer😂😭😭 these girls have no filter🤧

The rizzler even got Batman perplexed 🫶

Really hope this channel gets to the gold play button.

I mean the second girl is also not really attractive and she’s gonna go in on him? I guess that works for the reactions. It’s crazy how judgmental people are. They say someone’s bald or balding as if it’s equal to having committed a crime. Also if they think he’s not attractive how are they not impressed by his confidence? It’s like they’re like hey no you’re not supposed to be confident I’m shaming you.

Got that Hulk Hogan hairline brother!

He’s the rizzlybear

Please never lose the Weekend hair dryer Rizz. I lose it every time it comes on 😂😂 Congrats on the huge channel growth!!

Sick vids bruda, just advising to make sure to switch up your content every once in a while so people don’t get bored and you can grow faster

Bro wasn't you on Dr Phil 🤣 has batman

You watch to see girls get rizzed I watch to get rizzed We are not the same.

I feel like people are gonna learn about Goose and the fun will be over.

Bro be killing me with the lazy eye shit be having me rollin 😂

Maaan your content is great. keep it up. So happy to see your success. I've been watching your previous live stream aswell and hopefully i'll be able to catch you actually live one day

The evil morty theme took me out😂

I like your rizz lights. It's funny as hell. But you have a nice face.

"oh no baby"

BRO IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE ONLINE PERSON! I mean I just have to say thank you for all the videos

This guys a genius, he monetized his baldingness.