GIVE ME YER BOOTY!! | Sea of Thieves 

*Finds chest of Sorrows* "I'll make it my responsibility." *leaves the boat to sink*

I really want them to play this again because there has been over a dozen major updates since this video came out

Mark: "I'm an engineer! I'm smart!" Also Mark: *"I'M EMPTYING THE OCEAN ONTO THE ISLAND"*

*Everyone else’s perspective* Mark: is that a mermaid *gunshots*

Pirates of the Caribbean on cocaine.

The hardest question to solve in history. Bob: HoW dO yOu PuT a CaNnOn InTo A cAnNoN bAlL??

“YOU WENT TO MUSIC SCHOOL AND YOU CALL THAT A SQUEEZE BOX?!?!” I laughed so hard 😂

17:25 the way he just awkwardly said "i got an eyepaaaatch" and then just a few seconds of pure silence with his little jig. And then Bob's "DID YOU FUCKiNG SPEND ALL OUR MONEY-"

LET'S SET SAIL LADS!!

"I'm gonna go check to see if the boat is sinking" "iiiiit's fiiiiiiiine" "OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS SINKING" *all yell and scream*

Jack: it's *fine* the water will *never* get to an unmanageable level. *T H E B O A T S I N K S*

Bob: "Hold E to go to your quest menu." Mark: "Ah, okay." Mark: *_SHOOTS BOB_*

Wade and his chicken coop are a better love story than Twilight.

Mark- emptying the ocean onto the island Wade- needs his chicken coop/is drunk the whole time Jack- is actually trying to do things Bob- .....

Jack is the captain, Wade loads the cannons and guards the treasure, Bob swabs the deck, and Mark is supposed to be the lookout, but instead he stands by the bell going *DING DING DING DING.* He also tells storys about how he emptyed the ocean.

Mark: "This chest will be my responsibility" *5 minutes later* Jack: "The whole bottom is full, the chest is crying" Mark: "How did that happen???"

The ships sinks under water Mark: *GETS OUT BUCKET*

My favorite part is just this: 16:19 Mark: "Ya happy?" Wade: "I dunno. All I see is wha- I- God??"

"Let me out!" *Laughter* "LET ME OUT!!!" *LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES*

1:58 “Sharon is my kinda woman” Flash forward a few years...... Mark: “I like a woman who can crush my skull between her thighs”

The “ squeeze box “ is called a concertina . It’s an Irish thing 😀

“I’m gonna go make sure our ship isn’t gonna sink” “ItS fInE” *literally seconds later*

Mark: "That one's a skeleton head" Wade: "I kInDa JuSt SeE gRaNdMaS hEaD"

Mark: “Sharon is my kind of woman” _Lady Dimitrescu will remember that_

9:57 got to love how everyone is like "OH NO!" at the same time! God damn that chest of sorrow 😂

Holy crap, this looks legitimately amazing. The water simulation for the ocean, especially the storm is fucking GORGEOUS. Hoping the eventual 1.0 launch goes swimmingly, wouldn't want all that work to go down with the ship.

Everyone pointed at Jack for money was hillarious

Somehow the whole thing of Sean taking all the money and everyone turning their guns on him was the most in character thing real pirates would have done

Mark: "You're HIDEOUS. oh my god..." Wade: "But I look good!" *Horror music and demonic noises with flames setting in*

Mark: I am just gonna check our boat hasn’t sunk. Bob: It’ll be fine. 20 seconds later... Jack: OH SHIT OUR BOAT’S SINKING! 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼

MARK PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES!! I would love it so much if you continued to play this! This game is awesome, & I laughed so much!

6:27 Back when this vid was published, Jack: *laughing* I miss home! What Jack would’ve said now: DING DING DIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG TOP OF MORNING!!!!!!!!

Wade: Mark and I will take the island. Mark: Right, wade and I-- *SHARK!!!!!*

Cam anyone else just imagine a story in which the 4 of them are real pirates who just dont care about sinking their ships and keep locking each other in the brige? Does anyone else want to see that as a movie?

A pirate game, ey? In the course of one game, they sink their ship-twice, lock Wade into the brig, shoot Mark out of a cannon, lose against a bunch of skeletons, get attacked by a shark and Jack wastes all their hard-earned booty on an eye-patch. So, basically the usual hilariousity you would expect from those four.

1:58 Markiplier: "Sharon, is my kind of woman." Fast forward to 2021 and enter Lady Dimitrescu.

MARK WE NEED MORE OF THIS GAME, WHEN THE BOAT SANK I CRIED LAUGHING 😂

"I dont have to out swim the shark, I just have to out swim Wade" ~Marks motto for this gameplay

14:35 Jack: "yeah if you guys press escape and go to my crew, theres a vote to lock Wade in the brig" Wade: *pirate music stops*

2:32 (Mark getting launched from a cannon.) *Mark: AaAAgh!* 2:56 (Jack getting launched from a cannon.) *Jack: **_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-_*

CAPTAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

Wade:I kinda just see Grandmas head Mark: WTF is wrong with you

I just about screamed with laughter at 18:52 where Wade was the last to catch on and shrieked “WAIT WHY IS THE BOAT LEAVING!?!!???”

11:43 Wade - Do you sense a dickishness in the force, Mark? I do. Mark - There’s a great dickturbance in the force. As if a million ducks cried out and were suddenly silenced.

Ol' pirate blackscrote fought against the fury of the sea for 3 nights with not but a bucket. Legends say he is what keeps the 7 seas from devouring us all to this day.

Mark: Oh my bad i emptied the ocean too much Me: actully dying

*Jack:* We NEEDED to attack it to assert our dominance! *Mark:* Right, right, r-- I am stuck...

Mark: I'm gonna.. make sure the ship won't sink... Bob: Naahhh, it's fiiineee *minutes later the ship founders*

Jack: "dont worry, it doesnt fill to an unmanageable level." 3 mins later- *boat sinks.

I got an eyepatch * * * * Proceeds to dance

I knew when Mark got the Chest of Sorrows... I just knew he'd mess things up. :P

you guys should revisit this game, they've added a lot of content since its release.

So Mark trying get rid of the water in the ocean made me think, how much time would it take for us to get rid of all water on Earth(Let’s not talk about where we would throw the water) if every person on Earth took a bucket of it every 5 seconds? The average bucket holds ten liters and there are about 7 billion people on Earth. So that’s 70,000,000,000 liters of water gone every 5 seconds. There is about 1,260,000,000,000,000,000,000 liters of water on Earth. So if we divide the water amount by the amount we take out every 5 seconds we get 18,000,000,000. Multiply that by five (Because we do it every five seconds) and you get 90,000,000,000 seconds to get rid of all water on Earth. Which is 2853.88127854 years. So now you know that if everyone on Earth were to get rid of a bucket of water every 5 seconds it would take us about 2854 years. Fun fact: It would take about 105,000,000,000 USD to get that many buckets.

Jack: Actually Playing Wade: Having A Stroke Bob: Squeeze Box Mark: Yes

Wade: All I see is ligh- God?! Mark: I see God. XD

0:06 I almost thought that Mark and Wade switched souls xD

Jack: It doesn't fill up to the imaginable level (insinuates that the ship will survive with the Chest of Sorrows on it) A Few Moments Later... Bob: The Ship is sinking! Me: Applauds greatly for the miscalculated logic.

Hey Mark, the island wasn't empty. You're supposed to keep fighting the waves of skeletons until the boss appears. Then, you fight the boss and he drops a key. You take the key to a vault on the island and inside the vault is the treasure. The reason you didn't get to the boss is because there are a LOT of skeletons. The forts are designed for multiple crews being there at the same time, so there's going to be a LOOOOOOOT of skeletons for you to kill if there isn't anyone else there. It'll be better when the game comes out.

Good stuff 👌 I always enjoy when Mark plays games with friends, you can truly tell how much he enjoys himself. I laughed all the way through. Bob's laugh, Wade being banished and playing sad music, and Mark ringing the bell. Ding ding!🔔🔔

6:36 That's a ssssubnautica referem...

_Captain Hook: Unleashed_

"That's a subnautica referen" -The beautifully complex mind of a Wade

*my computer can't handle the rendering*

"will the boat sink?" "nah it's fine" famous last words

Mark: What’s gonna make me swim better? My squeeze-box?? *XD*

Thats a guitar, thats a kazoo, DAS UH SQUEEZE BOX

all i can think about while watching this is "what shall we do with a drunken sailor"

"Mark and Bob playing a song together" Jack: I'm about to add another layer. "Jack starts shooting a pistol" "Wade runs around in the background projectile vomiting"

Jack- I got an eyepatch Wade & Bob- *yelling at jack* Mark- *laughing his a** off*

Mark: Ocean Wade: Coop Bob: Squeeze Box Captain: Jack Hotel: Trivago

Mark: What do i do with all of these bananas? Jack: Shove them in your Face Mark: I'm trying! * * Mark: Can I shove them in other places?

"I'M GOING TO END UP IN ANOTHER GAME!" *five minutes later* "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture science enrichment centre"

Jack: you're out! Yay! Mark: You happy? Wade: I don't know all I see is white- *sudden realization* *G o d ?* 16:18

I wish i could play sea of thieves but i *dont have friends*

these face models are amazing lol

15:11 is the funniest part of the entire thing i can't stop laughing and it's in all perspectives I've looked

*I* *WAS* *DRAINING* *THE* *OCEAN*

Mark: That's a skeleton head,u guys see it, u guys see it. Wade: i just see grandma's head(failed attempt to copy mark's accent

Guys, its CAPTAIN JACK!!!!!!!!!!

6:03 BEST GOSH DARN WORDS I WILL EVER HEAR IN MY LIFE TIME!

3:45 *Internet celebrity known as JackSepticEye predicts Google's latest project Stadia exactly 1 year prior to it's release*

When Mark was admiring the ocean at the front of the ship, that was the perfect moment to make a Titanic pun. "I'm flying, Jack! I'm flying!"

Mark playing SoT: 1) gets extremely drunk 2) shoots himself out of a cannon 3) actually gets a few chests 4) dies, repeatedly 5) locks Jack and Wade in the brig together in a sinking ship EDIT: Holy crap thanks for all the attention :D

20:16 Mark: Im just trying to do something. Jack: NoW ThIs Is PoDrAcInG.

Jack: Did you have a stroke? 😂😂😂

Do you know that satisfying feeling when you make all of your friends laugh?

*THE CLASSIC QUARTET HATH DOTH RETURNED!!*

Mark- Emptying The Ocean. Wade- Having Stroke’s. Jack- Actually Doing Things... Bob- S Q U E E Z E B O X

Try putting the “chest of sorrows” on somebody else boat if you can’t win a fight against them! 😂

"Are ye' ready kids?!" "Aye aye captain!" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" "AYE AYE CAPTAIN!" OOOOOOH......! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!!!!!!?????

"I just realized how ugly i am" -Markiplier 2018

“The chest of sorrow will be my responsibility” - Mark *boat sinks*

Am I the only one that comes back to this for a good laugh?

14:25 marks finally gone insane that bucket was empty

Damn Irishmen stealing all me gold

13:06 the way Wade ran and ignored them completely about the chicken coop was priceless

Why do I come back to this video again n still laugh everytime xD

You should play more Sea of Thieves when the full game comes out.

Yea...you're gonna need to do a series on this

Everyone else: **doing stuff related to the game** Mark: DiNg DiNg dInG dInG