Giving My Boyfriend A Brazilian Blowout 

“No, no, no! We’re breaking up!” *Nice try, you can’t break up with someone you’re just friends with*

As a hairdresser I can confirm. 100% it’s all the bottomless showers that kept it healthy. It’s a lil at home trick we keep to ourselves

Julien: “one time I put a whole goop of mayonnaise in my pocket.” Jenna: “whatever the story is you’re telling, I know it’s a lie.”

I'm like low-key waiting for Jenna to start offering tattoos.

“you got to be bottomless to get to the top” - Julien 2k18

Julien’s ratchet salon would just be him coughing at you for 25 dollars an hour

Jenna is so brave for being such a young single mom ♥️

Literally every video: Jenna: *Mom worrying* Julien: *Dad breathing*

next video: Giving My Boyfriend A Brazilian Wax

"Jenna":"These are my buttons. Push them." Julien:"I like buttons!"

jenna marbles is the living embodiment of "having a boyfriend is like having a stupid son"

Jenna: walks into Sally’s The front desk worker: ah shit. Here we go again

"You gotta be bottomless to get to the top" -Julien Solomita 2k18

"You're sitting here like here are my buttons. Push them. I like buttons!" This is the actual best line ever.

He looks *EXACTLY* like Riley's dad from Inside Out

Julien: I want salon Jenna: We have salon at home *the salon at home*

Jenna: are you allergic to perm? Julien: i don't know i have to ask my doctor. 😂😂😂😂

Julien looked like an Italian at the beginning of this and French by the end. (After his Brazilian blow out) We love a multicultural queen

4:50 Nazi 6:27 Little Dutch boy 7:52 Freddie Mercury

Quote of the decade: "You're just sitting here like 'here are my buttons. Push them' and I'm like 'I like buttons'"

Juli is a perfect mix of dad and toddler. Seriously. And also looked like Hitler a few times in this video but that's okay cause you didn't mean it

The way Julien supports and hypes Jenna up is so fuckin cute oh my gosh

So I could sleep. Or, Or, Hear me out. I could keep watching Jenna Marbles videos.

12:21 Julien says “to us” in Morse Code (It’s really hard to tell exactly what he’s saying because he doesn’t do the spaces very well. Disregarding the unclear spacing of his letters, his letters altogether spelled “tous”)

“you gotta be bottomless to get to the top” amen

“Put your panTS ON AND GO WASH YOUR HAIR FOR 7 MINUTES” basically dealing with a toddler

10:09 child sniffs chemical substance 10:10 adult removes chemical substance from child

I wanna know how many people have said the words "PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GO WASH YOUR HAIR" 😂😂😂😂

*”you gotta be bottomless to get to the top”*

"What time were you born" "I don't rememberrrr"

"I can see you mocking me in the viewfinder". Jenna's mocking faces are just freaking great.

I get happy at the thought that Jenna probably checks her youtube channel once in a while and is met with an overwhelming amount of love and positive comments. We love you Ms. Marbles

*WELCOME BACK TO JENNA'S KINDA NOT RATCHET ANYMORE SALON.* (What a rebranding.)

bottomless showers are what keep me going

Currently binge watching Jenna's videos bc im so sad she's taking a break

“Why don’t you and Julien have children?” Jenna: Looks pointedly at Julien. Julien: Drops pants.

Tbh I don't even know what this channel would be like without Julien now 😂😂🤣🤣

This isn’t ratchet enough. It looks fucking good. I’m not mad at it though.

jenna : I love spilling yo tea julien: there's no tea, it's Gatorade and I drink it in front of everyone

Lowkry want them to start dating😳 Too bad they’re just friends😔

just like wow, jenna's so happy now. i've been a subscriber since 2010, and literally the change is uncanny. she seems genuinely happy, and her videos show that. they're so funny and fun to watch because she is acts genuine. im so glad she stopped doing rants or whatever and got out of kinda a dark place. watching videos like this make me smile just watching someone goof off with someone they love. jenna you're doing amazing sweetie.

lmao actual title: Telling My Boyfriend to Stop Moving for 12 Minutes

I'll always be haunted that he said "Wee-woo Wee-woo, pull over!" instead of "Wee-woo Wee woo, COMB OVER!"

Jenna: welcome to Jenna's ratchet salon RU-vid captions: welcome to Jenna's righteous salon Me: u not wrong

"As a hairdresser I don't think there's anything more annoying than constantly having to remind someone to just sit up" TRY BEING A DOG GROOMER lmao

"A ten dollar tip" "Dont spend it all in one place" "I can get breakfaaaast" "I said don't spend it all in one place" 😂😂😂😂

"What did the lion say when he was about to have his photography equipment stolen?" "Okay, I don't know where this is going, Julien." "He said, hey, that's my camera, rawr." 😂😂😂😂😂

sometimes a jenna or julien quote will enter my mind at the beginning of the day and my brain will repeat it all day until i watch the video. “put your pants on and go wash your hair for seven minutes” was today’s quote.

"You have to be bottomless to get to the top."

if i’m in a relationship and we don’t have this much fun i will no longer be in a relationship

Jenna at 3:19: “I'm not gonna tell you to stop again!“ *tells him to stop 10 more times*

I love how Jenna sees him smelling chemicals and quietly moves it aside

I CAN'T DATE AN EXCAPE

Jenna: "I love spilling yo tea." Julien: "It's not tea, it's Gatorade. I drink it in front of everyone." *WHY AM I LAUGHING THIS MUCH*

You know you're in a bad relationship when you see these two together and how they interact on all their videos and it makes you want to cry lol I hope I have this one day!

“I don’t know I have to ask my doctor!” Dude, this gets me EVERY time!! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this video it never fails to make me crack up!! Nothing but respect for my mom and dad 💕

When Jenna blow dried Julie’s mouth I died a little from laughing so hard. Like he had it coming I was just waiting for it. 😂😂😂😂

When Julien actually went bottomless I was so dead lol. 😆

the way julien looks at jenna and strokes her hair at 10:22 ..... love is real

"*coughs vigorously as hell* mY hAiR's A viRgin" "I went upstairs to get my brush, and he was standing there with absolutely no bottoms and and he said, 'you gotta be bottemless to get to the top. Is that not what you said?" "Some will say.. it's a success story, some will say it's a lifestyle." "Peach, want some?" "It's poisonnnnn!" "Y'know one time, I put uhh a whole goop of mayonnaise in my pocket." "If there's cereal in it than it's definitely for cereal." "So wait, what happens after this?i just drop the bottoms and shampoo it up?" "Keep your bottoms on!" "There's nothing you can do that's gonna let me keep my bottoms on." *one minute of Julien trying to eat the hairdryed-air and then getting surprised when it's gets in his mouth* " 'Cause I gotta audition for a hair commercial tomorrow." "Oh yeah? What company? "It's called Knee's & Shoulder's. It's gonna compete with head and shoulders.eah, it's not shampoo at all, it's a front for a drug cartel." -Julien (/Jenna) LMFAO

I fully expected this to be 12 minutes and 36 seconds of yelling at Julien and I was not disappointed

Haha the blow dryer in his mouth was the best for how unexpected it was lol

It becomes 100x funnier if you imagine he's really just a client and they don't know each other at all

“Here’s what your doing. You’re saying here are my buttons. Push them. And I’m just sitting here like, I LIKE BUTTONS!” *now that’s me*

"I got a hair commercial to-mo-rrooowwwww"

SISTER JULIENNNN!!!!

hair dresser: ok now we're just going to shampoo your hair- _what are you doing_ julien, undressing his bottom: i thought we were gonna shampoo my hair

When julien says “weeeooo weeeooo pull over” I feel like to was a missed opportunity to say comb over instead lol

“I care about you but I don’t know how to help you.” 😂

At 5:54 Julien missed the perfect opportunity to say "wee woo, wee woo, COMB OVER!"

“I care about you so much but I don’t know how to help you” - every boyfriend I have ever had 😂

I do my own keratin treatments at home and I watch this video everytime just to remind myself how the pro’s do it.

Julien: *Sniffs the bottle* Jenna: *unconsciously takes it away and moves it like a mother*

GIVE HIM HAIR EXTENSIONSSSS

You should do a collaboration with Simply Nailogical! That's a dream collab!

"You gotta be bottomless to get to the top. Some would say it's a success story, some would say it's a lifestyle." - Julien

she protecc she attacc but most importantly he a snacc

Jenna and post Malone seem so happy together

My ear buds dropped twice and when I put the back on I heard, "my hairs a virgin" and "goop of mayonnaise". I love this channel

Jenna is going to be the best mom in the world, she can make clothes, cut hair, and she’s so wise! Julien is the perfect dad already, and he’s a great chef. They are the duo.

I read that as Brazilian Blow Job and I genuinely quaked for about 2.5 seconds before re-reading the title.

I swear they complete each other, their bond is so cute

this hair style would be really great to wear to your step grandparents’ bbq

OH MY GOD WHEN HE SAID HE WANTED TO PUT A PANINI IN THE IRON I THOUGHT HE SAID HE WANTED TO PUT HIS WEENIE IN IT AND I DIES

‘What time were you born’ ‘ I don’t know I don’t remember’

Jeanna is that in-training student that had a streak of fuck ups and suddenly got above decent level

“Here’s what you’re doing, you’re saying Here are my buttons, push them and I’m just here like, I like buttons!” OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

When Jenna said “does that feel good?” I was 100% ready for julien to go “AH”

he literally lives to annoy her

WHEN HE WAS WASHING HIS HAIR BOTTOMLESS I SPAT MY TEA OUT OH MY GOD

“very mitch from pentatonix” is the only compliment i want

In case anyone doesn't know Morse code Julien said 1-800 and then blinked "to us" I nearly died at that point

_ecscape_

so no one’s gonna talk about how cute julien’s curly hair is? ok

"you're saying, 'here are my buttons, push them'. And I'm sitting here like: I like buttons!" so relatable 😂

"This is the worst salon." "You fuxxing nailed it dude!"

How did Julie just morph from Hitler, to Anthony Keidis to Drake Bell? He's like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.. 🔮

You've gotta be bottomless to get to the top -Julien Solosomething 2018 My new motto for life

I went in for a haircut once and the hairdresser was ADAMANT that I had a Brazilian blowout done, and I was just like “I don’t even know what that is”. She like argued with me, and was like “You don’t have to be embarrassed or ashamed!” It was actually starting to piss me off. I think about her a lot.

Bottomless showers bring May flowers 🌺🌸🌼🌷💐🌻🥀🌹