Imagine going to your favorite wingeria for the fifth time this week, ordering your usual, but THIS time, you're stuck waiting upwards of six hours, all the while hearing cursing, sizzling, and the Toreador March from Carmen, seeing other customers waiting impatiently at the counter. All of a sudden, out comes Chuck, reality warping and twisting around him as he live a plate with 2,003 raw, barely sauced chicken wings, and puts them in front of you on your table. Imagine the smell, the world slowing down, the stares of the other customers.
It was hard for me to read this, I was laughing so god damn hard. Edit: why must this sound sarcastic when I really was fuckin dying of laughter on my bed at 12 in the god damn morning.
I freaked out when I gave the wrong amount of pancakes, my dumb 6 year old ass thought that if you did bad you would be like banned off the site or that I would be arrested
I did, I was playing papa's scooperia and I gave the closers exactly what they want, and they get mad so did I LOL That's not it, in papa's burgeria the fat guy keep ordering the same thing over and over again with 5 beefs and in frustration I gave him 1 or a ton XD
@@cjstar01jones17 No but it's still a win because she can take the wings home and cook them there- I mean that's atleast what I'd do lmaoo I ain't giving up on free wings
for anyone curious, i sped up the footage of rita eating and rating the wings by 125x and it was still at about 3/4 of the regular cutscene speed. its a miracle this man's entire browser didnt crash
MysticalDuck no he would not get sued. Where’s Waldo is different, a game where you find a person named Waldo in a place full of people that look like him. Where’s Wally would be different than that as he would be waiting for Wally and, it’s a joke on his channel. Not to mention their names are different. That would be like if an artist put the word “the” in their title they would be able to copyright when somebody uses the word “the”.
@Deniro Mcadory abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder where u r up and up in the sky shining like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder where u r
I cooked 2,003 Chicken wings for rita in papa's wingerea because every single time I opened the store SHE was first customer and ordered the same thing over and over again.
4:09 There are 12 sections on the circle, split that into 3 groups of 4, and put one wing on each inner border of those sections. Groups of 4 have 3 borders connecting inside, and you have 3 of those groups, totaling 9 wings. Pretty easy actually, just not when you have to rush like you need to in the game.
@@rafaelt1772 @R T Wow, trashing on people's honest reactions to a part of the video that you also watched and probably enjoyed. Now that must've taken some thought.
@@yntxrrr Except it's not a reaction. I'ts not a joke, a pun, a thought, or any remotely interesting comment related to what was said. Its a fucking "I-" that could be used after every single quote in the entire world. I never said it was a garbage comment, I only said it must have not taken any effort at all. Are you actually trying to convince me otherwise? Do you believe quoting a joke and typing "I-" takes effort? I could actually copy and paste 50 comments exactly like it with different quotes from the video in under 5 minutes. Like, cmon, you can't possibly disagree with what I said. It objectvely didn't take effort.
"You need a degree in mathematical geometry to even begin to know how to distribute that odd wing placement." - Me as a child playing this game leaving sauce spots as I adjust the chicken on the plate trying to make it look presentable
honestly I feel bad for Chuck. He's just standing there, waiting for a result after spending 6 hours and the build station. He's like "no its OK, i can wait. Go ahead"
This is .... against everything I stand for... loud ≠ Funny. But the fact this guy literally wasted 6 HOURS of his life to play This game. It’s just peak content I’m watching this a second time
So, in 2023, (from what I've found) bone-in chicken wings cost, on average, $2.50 per pound, and boneless cost $2.62. On average, bone-in wings weigh about 3.17oz per wing, whereas boneless weigh 1.76oz per wing. There are 16oz per pound, meaning you get just over 5 bone-in wings for $2.50 (50 cents a wing), and just over 9 boneless for $2.62 (~29 cents per wing). Assuming that of the 2,003 wings he gave Rita, it was a 50/50 split (1,001 bone in, and 1,002 boneless), this would mean he just gave away about $792.19 in chicken wings- with a total weight of 308.5lbs.
imagine being at a restaurant and hearing the only worker there scream about the number 11, cackle loudly and walk straight to you with 2,003, raw, undersauced wings
imagine standing in line for hours on end, hearing the worker in the back manically screaming about the number eleven, and receiving a plate full of two thousand undercooked wings
Imagine a show where proofesure comes up with some crazy idea to do something to rita and everytime it's different soul crushing hell worthy punishment of every sin committed
That used to be me so many years ago, it used to take me months to fully realise or process something like I think I was told a joke one day and then it took months until I reacted to it
POV: you walk into a restaurant to get your daily food and after waiting 6 hours the angry cook walks out with 2,003 raw chicken wings that look like a wreath made of rotting bark
@@chickenboss36 the edit button wasn’t working (it was my iPad being weird) it stopped being weird a few days ago so I’ll just edit it and delete my correction, thx
why is no one talking about how he spent hours on this game to piss off rita and she gave him 5 points, and then when taylor got a plate with nothing on it he gave him 10 points?
the best part about the "RITA!" clip at 7:32 is that for a split second before the shop opens (when it says "day 17" at the bottom) you can see Rita waiting right outside the restaurant and then proceed to celebrate when it officially opens for the day.
imagine you are Rita in this situation. Waiting for your order for several hours while listening to the chef screaming about the number eleven and then giggling maniacally, and a few more hours later the chef walks out from the back with a plate of 2,003 chicken wings with only a tiny amount of sauce on each wing, and the sight of that causes you to rethink your entire life for several minutes. Amazing.
Rita's Mind- I waited six hours for this. Two thousand and three raw chicken nuggets covered in small drops of sauce. The dedication this person has gone through to express his utter hatred for me is outstanding. I was ordering complicated orders and judging him for not finishing them instantly. Today, I am a changed person. From now on, I will order one baby carrot and give a hearty tip, to make this man's life easier.
"And you're gonna give me 2% off of my order because I took too long? Because I'm trying to freaking find out the Pythagorean theorem of a... frickin circle with nine wings?" That has got to be my favorite quote ever from Poofesure.
POV: you walk into your favorite wingeria for the 4th time this week hoping for your usual order. but as your order gets taken you notice something off with the chef as he takes your order. The chef goes into the kitchen to prepare your order and you are waiting for your meal a bit longer than usual. while you are waiting you hear the chef screaming curse words and screaming about the number 11 occasionally other numbers. It's been hours and you feel time around you going slower and slower as if you are a video game lagging. finally, after 8 hours which felt like 24, the chef has this crazed smile as he comes out the kitchen with a plate that looked like it had a million wings on it. you go to try one and see that it's barely cooked and poorly sauced. you still bite the wing hoping not to catch salmonella. you are disgusted and shocked. you cant believe that your favorite wingeria fed you that. you gave the chef 5 points because the wings at least hit the oil of the fryer. but you refuse to tip for that horrible service. you look at the chef and walk outside and whisper to yourself its time to change resturants.
This man had the patience to spend god knows how long frying, saucing, and placing 2003 wings, but not to try to line wings up on a plate carefully lol
I imagine someone working in the back angrily throwing burnt fresh out of the fryer wings into the garbage and slamming down condiment bottles and complaining about customers orders like "yeah waste my time with your order" "I hate the number eleven" and him screaming at Rita lmfaooo
Rita blank stare while the terrible point percentages showed up KILLED ME. She was just so disappointed she could not even muster up enough energy to even emote
Rita was standing there not *just* for 6 hours, since the in game time runs significantly faster than real time. Rita could have been standing there for DECADES, if not YEARS, to receive a fucking pile of rotting wings.
If I walked in to a wingeria to order what I’d usually get, only for the worker to immediately BOLT to the kitchen without taking my order, then proceed to scream about the number 11 and cackling evilly for the next 3/6 hours, only for the worker to come back with a huge plate of 2,003 wings. I’d simply just stop existing entirely
