Gladiformers - The Cinema Snob 

"The diamonds! My God!"

God bot's not dead.

This movie is like watching somebody else play a terrible PS2 era game.

You mean to tell me that the live action Transformers weren't a knock off of Gladiformers? Well shit.

This feels like the 21st episode of a show that is 26 episodes long.

I work with 3D as part of my job, and with my years of experience I can definitely say this movie was made by a gibbon in front of a Windows ME computer. We sometimes use them en masse as rendering farms, since raisins are cheaper than renting servers.

Wait, if there are God-bots, is there a Jesus-bot? A Muhammad-bot, a Buddha-bot? Is there a Pope-bot, a... (Goes down the rabbit hole until the end of time)

Yeesh, its supposedly the first in its series, and yet with the way they talk you'd think we're missing out on two seasons worth of episodes.

By the god-bots, I can't believe this exists.

You know, one of the first CGI animated shows was Beast Wars, which was a Transformers series, and that came out in 1996, yet looks FAR more impressive than this, which came out in 2007.

It feels like I'm watching Sonic Adventure 1 cutscenes, without the benefit of getting to play as an animal murdering robot

Godbot died for your sins Jeep 3:16

Every time I hear Dan Green in one of these Video Brinquedo things, all I can ever ask is 'Why?' Then again, they've got mostly all the 4Kids voice actors in them, so that's kinda why ^^;

Well I definitely never thought I'd hear power metal in a Cinema Snob episode, let alone Angra! Color me impressed.

I will admit, this film is perhaps the best animated of Video Brinquedo's lineup. Also, the dialog goes from Anime to Shakespearean. At least in tone.

You could make a better animated movie using gmod.

As soon as the movie opening started and those metal licks started, I was like, thats Angra playing! a quick check proves yes this is Angra wtf lol

Best quote of the episode. "I'll bet alot of kids hate their grandparents for buying them this!!"

Gladiformers: Transformers and Go-Bots "special" cousin. And is it me or is the animation a cheap version of Beast Wars?

3000 kilotons of power? One, that should be 3 megatons, and two, WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S 200 TIMES STRONGER THAN THE LITTLE BOY! Unless... are we talking weight? I've never heard someone use kilotons in reference to weight, but I guess you theoretically could. In which case, go ahead and change that to WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S 10 TIMES HEAVIER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! Wow. Every single shot in this movie is wrong. That's impressive.

I noticed Dan Green, the voice of Yugi from Yugioh franchise

So..let me get this straight. Robots who can transform into cars are held as gladiators (by ???), caged in car form, then enter the arena and turn into robot form to fight. So...why exactly were they cars again ?

I almost expected a 1 minute of content and 19 minutes of black screen

I never knew there were robot gladiators in Daikatana.

"Are u lying? I dont believe this! Are u lying?" Dialog by neil breen?

Watching this & hearing you say how kids now hate their grandparents who bought them this, it set me to thinking: are there little kids, under five years old, who're clever enough to troll whoever bought them a piece of shit movie like this by ACTING like it's the greatest thing ever? I know how annoyed parents get when their kid loves a movie so much they want to watch it over & over. Parents cringe at the music, dialogue, and ESPECIALLY being forced to ALSO watch it, with kids saying "Look, look!" constantly. I just have an idea of some wise-beyond-his-years kid, pissed at his parents for getting the wrong movie, turning the tables on them. Singing the theme song over and over would make them want to kill the bastard. Anyway, just wondered (and HOPED) for kids that evil to exist!

This.. was awful. As bad as Little Cars is, this one is just- jarring. Every single moment is like having to watch steel girters being grund into shrapnel. The sight is both draining and boring, the sounds gruesome and you're left worrying, what the end result might be.

At least the little cars had more than one set.

Video Brinquendo: The story of one studio's quest to trick every aunt that wanders into the discount section at the FYE store.

Goddammit, Magnum Tooter is voiced by the same guy who played badass anime characters like Nosferatu Zodd from Berserk and Captain Zinnerman from Gundam Unicorn. This piece of shit doesn't deserve VAs like him and Dan Green!

My Godbot, that was awful

It's a absolutely surreal experience hearing Angra's music in this.

At least the music is fun.

This felt more like watching the tournament mode of a modern fighting game (one of those where all the characters have unique interactions before the match) rather than an actual movie

Dan Green, what are you doing here???

Hold a minute... The theme song is by Angra? At least the singer is Edu Falashi. Angra is a power metal band from brazil, so it would make sense, but I didn't know they make music for shitty animated knock off.

Anyone else notice that a lot of Vidéo Brinquedo films feature 4Kids voice actors? This isn't an isolated incident!

I wouldn't be surprised if this movie really WAS animated with the Unreal engine. The ORIGINAL Unreal engine. Not even the slightly better UT99 one. Also anyone else get a Galient vibe from Julius Drive's character design?

Wait wait wait...did Patrion Tokal have Yami Yugi's voice? *googles* HOLY CRAP THAT *WAS* DAN GREEN!

"Why am I watching a robot version of Mandingo?!" we have all asked ourselves similarily profound questions in our lives, haven't we? On a related note, uuuuuhhh....what the fuck was that?! ^^

Why do they even have vehicle modes!?

Here's my pornformers?????

THE DIAMONDS, MY GOD! I'VE FORGOTTEN THEM COMPLETELY!

Yeah, I'll stick to Robot Wars and Battlebots over this Brinquedo crap, thank you very much!

Wait, this was cowritten by the cowriter of the Brady Bunch Movie and My Girl? But...but...those were good movies.

If I want to see a B-movie about robots fighting, I'll stick with Robot Jox, thank you very much

I actually do admire that they tried to establish a world that the Gladiformers live in.

Was this movie made with the first Unreal Editor? The textures and overall looks of the scenarios seem like if they were intermission cinematics from an Unreal mod.

*flies through air* *slaps into wall at super high speeds aaaaand* "thp". Yup. OK. That's the noise I wanted. It makes sense.

it's amazing. people are going to see this video more then the actual movie

God damn, this makes Beast Wars' CG look like the Transformers movies' CG.

This movie makes Half life Full Life Consequences look FUCKING AMAZING.

Well it makes the animation in Energon look good, which is certainly an achievement.

11:58 Did you know, Gods of death love apples

The animation in this movie makes Beast Wars look like Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse.

Yes! I've been wanting to see someone else review this since Bobsheaux did his review on this film! Thanks Brad/Snob!

12:00 L from Death Note?

Wait!!! is that Angra's 'Window to Nowhere' as the theme song??!?! What the Hell

Everything Jason Griffith is in has a cheesy rock soundtrack. I'm convinced its in his contract to include one.

The voice actors likely don't even know this movie exist. There are interviews of some saying they record or auction for parts but they don't know if all of their recordings will even be used.

@14:55 IS THAT DAN *FUCKING* GREENE?!

God I love Jason Griffith so much, so glad you gave him a shout out at the beginning!

Just a flashing light would be "good enough" to indicate when a car character is speaking.

And now we know why Zordon recruits teenagers to be super heroes instead of robots.

I love how you act so different in your cinema snob videos. In your midnight screenings you laugh all the time but in these you act serious in a humourous way but I like it either way lol

15:00 Dan Green!?

As a Brazilian, I must say I love the way Snon says words in Portuguese.

This was hillarious! Please review more Video Brinquedo content (you've still got 6 Little Cars films left to cover).

the red and gold one is giving me Char Aznable vibes if true then this has to be the oddest reference Char has ever had

Holy shit the mock Turok voiceover had me rolling.

Im so happy I found Cinema Snob. I love these videos lol

I love the song they have playing on this movie. It's by the Brazilian band Angra on their album Aurora Consurgens, called Window to Nowhere: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fA44ZWkcwlo.html

What!? What is this? Another Cinema Snob Review of a Video Brinquedo movie? MAHGOD!!!

I'm seriously reminded of B.I.OFreaks! from the N64

"Give it to me! Give it to me, now!" Funny, I think I heard that same actor say that same thing in a dubbed hentai.

Brad, Brad, you're overthinking the Spider-Man tie in. Just go for the FOREIGN porno-spoof!

Baltard no like gladiformers twisted metal game! Baltard prefer Dinosaur INVINCIBILITY!

the animation is about on par with the cg on transformers energon

This animation makes the beast machines animation look like a masterpice

It wouldn't be that bad of a story if the editor hadn't forgotten to add in all the flashbacks that these characters seem to think exist.

Been binging Brad’s videos all week. Watching this one makes me want to see a video where - in the first five minutes - he just stops talking, gets up, goes outside and just enjoys the day and the rest of the hour of video is that.

I remember playing this shit on my Sega Dreamcast years ago.

is june now video brikendo explotation month

I can tell wait for Lindsay to do a video essay series about this

one of the guys has the albanian flag on his chest

14:59 I swear that's the voice of Yugi in there. In this universe he didn't move on to the afterlife but got trapped in a robot instead lol

Dan Green !! Yugi Moto !!!

Yep as soon as I saw that Snob was reviewing a Video Brinquedo movie last week that they'd be added to his rogues gallery alongside Godfrey Ho and Pure Flix. 7:07 Ok so judging by that logo on his chest he either slays Xenos in the name of the emperor of Mankind or he's a monster made for Dai-Shocker.

2:56 To be completely honest, I actually did NOT realize that was what the title of the show was going for. I legitimately DID think they meant this would be a show about robots who were glad about things all the time. I mean, can anyone blame me? After the other bottom tier children's crap I've watched you discover and review? 😳

Yugi voicing a robot. The best.

You would either laugh or cringe at how poorly-behaved so much of the Sonic fanbase was when it came to Jason Griffith's voice-acting. For the record, he did a great job with the poor material he was given.

Dammit now I gotta go play Body Harvest again, thanks for that snob.

Kind of funny that the voice of Sonic from Sonic X is in this, as the voice of Eggman plays the green mouse in Ratatoing.

Love the Snob, keep up the killer work! I wont get to watch until later, I'm leaving for work.

Cinema Snobs hand drawn artwork for the title card of this episode is better looking than the graphics and animation in this movie. Also the dialogue...I've seen weird ass Japanese animes with better dialogue and voice acting.

So is no one gonna.mention the fact that the voices of Yugi and Odion from Yugioh are in this?

I feel like I'm looking at a 1996 PC demo game while listening to one of the cheesiest Saturday morning cartoons ever! Is this suppose to be a fucking kids film?

If you would have told me years ago that I'd be looking forward to some guy's review of a Spiderman porno, I never would've believed you, and yet...

It's sad that such a beautiful soundtrack was used in a shitty movie. And no,being for children is not a fucking excuse

This is what happens when you wish for a Transformers film without the annoying humans on a monkey's paw.