GLORYHAMMER - Masters of The Galaxy (Official Lyric Video) | Napalm Records 

I love how the song is literally about "Knights of Evil" and yet the melody sounds like an '80s action cartoon theme song.

Everyone: Endgames timeline is confusing GloryHammer: "Long ago in the distant future"

" Long ago in the distant future" is such a surreal sentence but still makes sense in Gloryhammer lore :D

'Long ago in the distant future' I love Gloryhammer.

As an aspiring fantasy fiction writer, I asked a writer friend how one makes a villain convincing, but also epic. I got a link to this and the words: "write something awesome and pretend it makes sense"

Me and the boys enslaving Space Dundee

I like that "Mighty indeed!" response. Proletius is absolutely basking in the description he's getting.

Masters of the Universe...no Guardians of the Galaxy... no Masters of The Galaxy ... yeah sounds fine!

They somehow got cheesier. How is this physically possible?

Everyone talks about "Long ago in the distant future" but "Stabbed through the HEART with a knife of evil, it infected his BRAIN" gets me so much more.

“Disney makes the best Villains Songs” GH: “KNIGHTS OF EVIL ARISE!!!”

So if that "we are the masters of the galaxy" typography doesn't become a t-shirt design I'll be very disappointed.

I really want a music video for "The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny"! Just imagine how damn epic that would be, Nuclear missiles flying, Hootsman-God kicking ass and shooting laserbeams, Angus having epic duel with Zargothrax...it could really be made into a movie!

Gloryhammer don't just play powermetal. They just invented a new genre: Galactic Fiction Metal.

Proletius: *Becomes evil and joins Zargothrax* Basically Everyone: "You weren't supposed to do that."

I'm a simple man, i see a new gloryhammer video and my neighbors get to enjoy a new song with me

Tony Stark: greatest sacrifice of our generation Angus McFife: hold my hammer

I love the history of the knights of crail, fighting with the first Angus mcfife, then becoming the force that protected the entombed zargothrax throughout time until 1920. In this album it shows even zargothrax held either respect for the knights of crail or at least acknowledged their might because he took them and claimed them as his own death knights

Nooo Proletius, you were supposed to destroy Zargothrax not join him!

I demand a "Masters of the Galaxy" 80's themed video game now with Gloryhammer doing the entire soundtrack.

It's like they fed a ton of war hammer 40k books to a AI and had it generate awesome lyrics, applied it to a great metal score, and then got Thor Ragnarok's art director to do the videos

Sabaton: We're masters of the world! Gloryhammer: Hold my Space Ale.

At 3:00, Proletius calls the Death Knights to battle after being commanded to slaughter more peasants. This implies that he expects said peasants to provide enough of a challenge for it to be a battle and not a massacre

"The destroyers of reality" - the very essence of Gloryhammer.

Angus: (throws dust in eyes of Knights of Evil) Knights of Evil: OUR EYES!!!!

We saw them in Chicago. They are perfect live. Everything about the performance was legendary. Seriously. Go see them if you can. Best live show I have ever seen.

Album 1: "Knights of Crail" Album 2: "Spaceknights of Crail" Album 3: "Deathknights of Crail" Album 4: "Epicknights of Crail"

"Antitellharsic" is a kind of algebra. Proleteus' evil magic comes from knowing advanced mathematics.

4:18 that last 'ARISE' man... I just can't get enough of the singer's voice

"Leading the charge is the cheesiest metal band... CHEESY INDEED"

I have discovered and in less than 5 minutes been convinced. To The Shop!

2:58 It says "death knights of Crail" but I'm totally hearing "death Lords"... So I'm going with neither now, now it's "Dreadnoughts of kale"

Space Marine : For the God Emperor Jedi : For the Republic Hootsforce : For that one city in Scotland EDIT : Me : For the Likes! Seriously thanks for the likes

So the official CD booklet says that the Hammer of Glory, the Knife of Evil and the Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem are the three relics of the ancient Starlords, first mentioned in Legend of the Astral Hammer. But I always thought the other two were the steel dragon and the Amulet of Justice, and that Angus the First beat Zargothrax with all of them together! Looks like there is still much more lore to unearth.

Definitely one of my favourites on the album! And love the design of the video, it's so 1980's :)

If I ever see Gloryhammer live and they play this, I'm going to stand there with a sign saying PEASANT LIVES MATTER

With Angus out of Gloryhammer, galaxy is in real danger now. Damn Zargothrax, he did it.

Surprisely, the story created by gloryhammer is more aceptable then cinematic DC Universe...

Far to the east, an army of evil is rising (Deathknights of Crail) Under the spell of sorcerer's twisted design (To darkness we hail) With their blades of black fire they enslave the land Obeying their master’s will The force of their terror no mortal can stand (Knights of evil, kill) [Pre-Chorus] Long ago in the distant future, they were a force for the light But now in the ancient times, they slaughter peasants by night [Chorus] We are the masters of the galaxy We're the lords of Space Dundee The destroyers of reality On a quest for all eternity We're the masters of the galaxy We’re the lords of Space Dundee The destroyers of reality Knights of evil, arise [Verse 2] Leading the charge is the mightiest scion of evil (Mighty indeed) Proletius his name, grandmaster of death and decay (Worship or bleed) In another dimension he fought for the king And the glory of all Dundee Now corrupted by darkness, he kills everything Mwah-hahaha Stabbed through the heart with the Knife of Evil, it infected his brain Anti-Telharsic power now flowing through his veins [Chorus] We are the masters of the galaxy We're the lords of Space Dundee The destroyers of reality On a quest that's never ending We're the masters of the galaxy We're the lords of Space Dundee The destroyers of reality Knights of evil, arise [Bridge: Lord Zargothrax & Grand Master Proletius] Grand Master Proletius! Dispatch your Knights of Evil to slaughter more peasants in Auchtermuchty! As you command, Lord Zargothrax. Deathknights of Crail, to battle! [Guitar solo] [Chorus] We are the masters of the galaxy We're the lords of Space Dundee The destroyers of reality On a quest for all eternity We're the masters of the galaxy We're the lords of Space Dundee The destroyers of reality Knights of evil, arise

Anyone else giggle when Proletius orders "Deathknights of Crail! To battle!!" ?

So pumped to see you guys Live this Saturday. HOOTS from Phoenix!

This is just the chaos factions of Warhammer

love listening to gloryhammer while painting warhammer

Just imagine the Knights of Crail performing dance choreography during the song.

FOR THE EMPEROR oh not this pardon....mgh FOR THE SPACE DUNDEE!!!

Average person: "Infinity War was the most ambitous crossover." Me, an intellectual: "PowerWolf and Gloryhammer universe crossover."

me: *sees a new GH song "Oh boi ! Here we go again !" As cheesy as always: We love it !

Love how prolethius uses his posh phone voice when speaking to xargothrax.

Oh no! The Hammer of Glory has no effect, and the Knights of Crail have fallen to evil, what is Angus going to do now?!

The more I listen, the more this band reminds me of old Warhammer 40k/Warhammer Fantasy. And honestly, I'm all for it.

I love how at 3:19 if you listen to the background, you can hear the Hail to Crail motif playing, really shows the attention to detail

Sabaton: Masters of the world Gloryhammer: Seriously, we need a mashup of both Songs!

I love how this song proves that there's not only regular Dundee but that there's also SPACE Dundee 😂😂😂

Gloryhammer have proved to me that: it dosent matter how cheesy somting is, Once you shout it out pasion over a epic gitar play it will sound cool. much love to this band.

PSA: this song just kicks ass that is all thank you for coming to my TED talk

I love how almost every song in gloryhammer’s universe can be somehow connected to a bit of 40k, for instance, knife of evil can be the sword that Horus got stabbed with that caused him to need the thing on davin that made him turn to chaos

As a fantasy/science fiction writer these songs give me such inspiration

Zargothrax will be the name of my firstborn

Wow ! Power Metal Retro Synth Waver... I wasn't ready for that but god ! This is so cool !

You: Guardians of The Galaxy I, an intellectual: Masters Of The Galaxy

Never imagined massacre of peasants can sound so badass.

[insert drake meme no] Avengers [insert drake meme yes] Hootsforce

I want this to become a legitimate show

Great video! The chorus has such a 70s/80s ring to it - I love it. Definitely a stand out song on the album. Well done Gloryhammer; well done Napalm.

Was hoping to see art of the Galaxy knights or deathknights of crail, only goblins/orks unfortunately.

everyone needs some GLORYHAMMER everyday

I can't wait for the Zargotrax + !Evil Angus vs all the other hood guys album

That video looks like Kung Fury's gonna surf time in the background... fantastic song, one of my favorites from an amazing album!

glory left my hammer

I looked Auchtermuchty up on street view... It's horrible, only things left standing are a few old houses and a cow shed. Curse you Lord Proletheus and your Knights of Evil! Dundee never forgets!! IN HOOTS WE TRUST

Epic song!

One more for the apocalypse playlist.

Any Gloryhammer fan who plays Stellaris is contractually obligated to make two custom nations called the Kingdom of Fife and the Empire of Space Dundee.

This HAS to be in the next guardians of the galaxy movie

3:18 - 3:31 is the best damn solo ive ever heard in my life. i wish it was longer

Guardians of the galaxy needs to see this asap

A definite stand out on the album. I was singing this one for days.

This is cheesier than all the sharknados combined AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

My discovery of Gloryhammer, and the release of D&D 5e Spelljammer within the same month cannot be a coincidence. If I don't get a bard yelling this while a wizard rides into battle on a giant space hamster belting Universe On Fire, I may be slightly disappointed.

40K in a nutshell: "long ago in the distant future" "we are the Masters of the galaxy"

when you do medieval sci-fi warcraft power metal of dundee

After this long, they should have two-handed on 100 legendary. Not joking.

All I know for sure is that this was one hell of Table Top Role Playing game they were in and mad props to all the players and the GM!

I need this to be a cartoon now

It gets better and better for each song they release.

This new album is the bomb

I'm sure the chaos Marines would love this

One of my favorite songs on the album so glad it got one of these napalm record lyric videos!!

this band need turn a movie

Something about this band make me feel good. :)

"How much dopamine can you put into a 2 and a half minite song?" "Yes."

Demons : we are the masters of the galaxy ! Doomslayer : hold my gun.

Missed opportunity to call this "Victorious Evil Warfare"

Death knights of Crail to battle!

Seen them live twice, best 2 decisions I ever made.

I don't know what I just listened to/whatched, but I loved it

12 inch media: Okay so we searched for orcs. We found draenorian orcs from WoW, greenskins from Warhammer and urukhai from LotR. So which kind of orc do you want? Gloryhammer: Yes.

DAMN what is this 80s vibe? I love it!

Nothing better than synthwave and metal

these albums should be turned in to movies