Gmod Scary Map (Not Really) Moments - Follow the Cocktus! (Garry's Mod Funny Moments)

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@spencerpower06467 Год назад

14:09, I love how nogla came flying at the screen like a jumpscare but it was the saddest excuse for a jumpscare

@KingCeee 6 месяцев назад

I wouldn't say the saddest

@maschiefondasoda333 4 года назад

4:59 “LAAAH TARMAN, OH SO SCARIIII”

@TheMerchant154 2 года назад

"It's tarmander"

@tayletsclue 6 месяцев назад

5:04 5:05 "AAAAHHH TARMAN"

@SaintsOps123 6 лет назад

6:40 I almost died of laughter no joke

@lawfulchaos9329 5 лет назад

"SPEAK FUCKIN ENGLISH!"

@fernandocortes6156 4 года назад

Hahahahah I love that part

@mysterious_bl4d355 4 года назад

*SPEAK ENGLISH!!*

@TheMerchant154 2 года назад

8:20 got me dying 😂😂😂

@thatwaguy 14 дней назад

*SPENGLISH*

@Inferno-lf9lq 5 лет назад

14:47 that noise he made 😂

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад

uuuhf hufffff.....

@sushisama6399 3 года назад

Wha-

@malachisotelo4814 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@page__kevon7038 2 года назад

sound of despair

@ElizabethJasmineNino 6 лет назад

8:19 *WOAH! ᏔᎾᎪᎪᎪᎪᎪᎪᎻ!! ᎾᎻ ᎷY ᏩᎪᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᏔᎠ!* I died laughing 😂😂

@lawfulchaos9329 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mariatito9419 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xuanbaoXb 5 лет назад

🤣🤣

@laurentaylor8479 5 лет назад

-_-

@joeysouvannarath1598 5 лет назад

😂

@bestelite223 3 года назад

Re-watching this in 2021 is hilarious🤣

@agonising6812 3 года назад

Relatable

@hiddenhokage5673 3 года назад

Exactly ⌒ ‿ ⌒

@atanerlansyah1153 3 года назад

I know lol

@GLICKGOBLIN 3 года назад

@williardconklin3881 3 года назад

Correct

@alphachef7399 5 лет назад

5:00 aaa tarmen

@sophiasalango2292 5 лет назад

TARMAN

@anthonythegamer1528 5 лет назад

LOL 😂👌

@custommusic7962 4 года назад

AHHHH TARMAN

@wensdailiverplayz8359 4 года назад

TARMEN

@ponckenzy 4 года назад

ALPHA chef oh tarman

@itsomar1704 8 лет назад

nogla's English cracks me up

@stanleyhalsey1578 7 лет назад

Marubis Speed Arts Eggselnt idea... I'll come to Sooooo Zooidberg on toast or somthing

@vinslasmarias49 7 лет назад

nice one heh.

@rooster3752 7 лет назад

Marubis Speed Arts please yes leave

@trul0stlagh0st 7 лет назад

engrish iz mi favourit sudjet

@armandlunde5961 7 лет назад

Omega_ DOGE_REX it is cause he is actually irish

@afrobird0197 8 лет назад

6:40 when your brain is moving too fast to process words right. lol

@michealsmith4709 8 лет назад

😂😂😂

@christophermagill6004 7 лет назад

@merlojaa 7 лет назад

Lol

@merlojaa 7 лет назад

#Cocktus

@merlojaa 7 лет назад

NVM

@TheEmeraldTrex 5 лет назад

3:07 a sound for the terroriser soundboard XD

@VITALI04 4 года назад

Lololol

@lambchops7298 3 года назад

3:07

@fixingbuttons8147 5 лет назад

8:20 im crying!

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад

WOAH WOAH *ØH MÝ ĢÕĐ!!!!*

@pashabatuta3236 3 года назад

@@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 8:19

@kristenc.1736 9 лет назад

LOL Sometimes I feel bad for Nogla... Everyone picks on him... But it's hilarious... :3 X3

@Sky_Arsonist 9 лет назад

I know. He the one who always die. Lol

@NigelUltra 9 лет назад

You enjoy mental pain and love to be the failure? Lol, that has to have a namr

@mattkeywood8454 9 лет назад

Cool

@NigelUltra 9 лет назад

Possible, probably

@tuchi8509 9 лет назад

I agree XD

@thesheepthatwentmooo 9 лет назад

Nogla was born angry, I love it haha

@sarahparks5585 9 лет назад

Hey sheepy!!! I see you around a lot. love your videos :)

@doctorronan8740 9 лет назад

He wasn't born angry, He was born Irish.

@johnquinn9531 9 лет назад

King melon true DAT proud to be Irish haaha

@bobbyepic6559 9 лет назад

John Quinn im IRISH

@complexrolls 9 лет назад

bobby Epic Irish swagger!!

@yukiiiFR 5 лет назад

15:05 died laughing 😂

@0bliter8or6 4 года назад

14:48 the sound of a lonely broken heart

@zacharyharper7597 6 лет назад

1:19 Had my ribs splitting

@toastykarma6083 5 лет назад

Zachary Harper song ?

@Zachattack1212 3 года назад

Nice to meet a fellow Zachary

@fullytryhard1277 6 лет назад

11:14 It's Pablo!!!

@faagata6842 3 года назад

Omg 😨

@jamiecampbellrezRus 6 лет назад

9:54 i love this part lmao 😂

@guythegull7322 4 года назад

Jamie Campbell 8:19

@moldy6627 5 лет назад

4:59 arrrgh Tar Man!!! 😂😂😂

@ahmadhishamshabidin9161 4 года назад

moldy poop9

@sodayodaftw4782 3 года назад

XD i love that part too

@Kuromipawz 3 года назад

It's Tarmander

@macetotheface2391 7 лет назад

8:19 woah, WOAH, OHH MYY GAAAWD

@tammychapman6991 6 лет назад

macetotheface2 lol

@karendaniels5782 6 лет назад

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@madamtama3783 6 лет назад

Lol lol lol

@dzevielevieskisantosdeleia5671 5 лет назад

8:19 10:34

@whoknowsmylife7510 5 лет назад

macetotheface2 s

@MushyPanda 9 лет назад

From 11:20 -12:20 I've NEVER laughed THAT hard at one of these video's. I was losing my shit

@s3dmic 3 года назад

14:36 that transition though

@lynxegotissues9802 5 лет назад

15:17 i died

@xero3637 6 лет назад

14:47 My reaction when I am told I'm adopted.

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 3 года назад

uhffff...... hf huhffffff

@angelasosa2033 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@Gacha-RNG 2 года назад

His reaction when I bang his wife 15:00

@ScorpionNani 9 лет назад

13:59 gawd that is hilarious. Nogla bring all the joy with his deaths

@AdanGonzalez1002 3 года назад

6:39 I want to learn that language

@shadykitsune6836 3 года назад

13:54 had me dying lmao

@ShortCutZz_ 9 лет назад

2:54 Nogla: "He's moving on his own. He's trynna take the coctus!" Lol xD

@coughdrop9748 8 лет назад

Protect the cocktus

@fjnoneya4005 8 лет назад

dickcus

@dorisjohanning3497 8 лет назад

very cool

@xenogenetic415 8 лет назад

protect the COCKtus 🌵🔫

@damndevilhounds1460 8 лет назад

Just no no

@andreabarton3995 7 лет назад

@Oakship166 5 лет назад

3:48 story of my life

@doomersofc9742 3 года назад

Most mysterious thing would be the song that everyone questions about at 0:40.

@Grag235 2 года назад

"MAAARIIIOOOOOOO"

@ykTNT 6 лет назад

0:41 for HAA HEE HAA Vanoss:*laughs* XD

@toastykarma6083 5 лет назад

TylerUniversePlayz Games song name ?

@Luke-ng7ie 4 года назад

Yeah song name

@pelon3832 4 года назад

Whats the song

@DaTDawg8191 2 года назад

Whats the song

@GMWsho 9 лет назад

9:19 "help me help me!" seconds later the kill feed lights up. so funny.

@desmondchavez7122 2 года назад

1:17 when she tells you she’s pregnant

@mysticboar1237 Год назад

0:41 such a epic choir 4:59 😨

@lawenforcehp1l297 Год назад

I wonder what kind of music that would be

@monkeydrajanka4798 Год назад

we still don't know what Choir music was used by vanoss in this video

@tanmaykotian8236 7 лет назад

8:19 I almost died laughing there

@renythereaper148 6 лет назад

5:58 XD (heavy breathing) TAR MAN

@OptiFan 4 года назад

Der!

@drxppymxke 5 лет назад

9:53 IM CRYING!!!

@user-wj6gb3wh9p 5 лет назад

12:39 there's a jumpscard at the door

@sixtoarredondo8638 6 лет назад

4:45 Vanoss Savage moment

@moustacheman9988 9 лет назад

Vanoss is either dead or his next video is going to be great!

@petergriffin6711 9 лет назад

Moustache_Man360 I hopep he's not dead...

@petergriffin6711 9 лет назад

guys, I just found out that he's at PAX which is a gaming convention center. so no need to worry!

@tyleahy7709 9 лет назад

Peter Griffin alright thanks peter

@woodz5853 9 лет назад

He's at pax east U idiot

@blazinggaming4342 9 лет назад

He is waiting for hrs 5 heist

@tristanmuchwano 5 лет назад

5:15 I like the way vanoss says “spider” 😂

@benking1334 5 лет назад

0:13 It's mine

@luryix9982 9 лет назад

6:40 when Daithi started talking saying random stuff had me dying 😭😂

@JSN-he9ox 8 лет назад

this was the first vanoss video i watched

@fjnoneya4005 7 лет назад

me too

@2010cpreston 7 лет назад

TurleMan7 -_- congrats

@williamgaming8502 7 лет назад

TurleMan7 -_-

@TheRealDandyes1997 7 лет назад

Mob-psycho 100 nice

@YawnK 7 лет назад

Dandyes Love Mavis *clap* *clap*

@MegaPlayerXxX 3 года назад

5 years now, still funny, the mystery of choir song still holds strong. XD

@monkeydrajanka4798 Год назад

what is the song anyways?

@zachvickless3156 3 года назад

12:00 shipment spawn trapping

@xxslicerxxgamingandvlogs4091 8 лет назад

16:09 lol

@yaboytj2k740 6 лет назад

Terroriser 5:30 huhuhuhuuuu hippopatumas hàaaaaaa

@WinterSpringfield 5 лет назад

You so funny

@alfiespragg9189 4 года назад

Cmon mrs push push!

@sozzo14 4 года назад

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@theodorewilliams5279 3 года назад

In front of us hippopotamus

@nightmarebb7987 3 года назад

5:29

@jarnodatema 8 месяцев назад

6:30 One of my favorite moments of these guys ever

@red_ripper_jason5553 3 года назад

14:10 that corps lunch and that laugh

@marleosan 6 лет назад

Re-watching in 2018. It's still hilarious 😂

@gavinlulu4999 5 лет назад

2019

@cherylramsay601 5 лет назад

2019

@niuszek2723 5 лет назад

Maria Santos this made me. Squinch my butthole

@ShrimpBleh 5 лет назад

2078

@d1vine.jestrr 5 лет назад

@@ShrimpBleh 2036

@SkinnyTheCheese 7 лет назад

I think we've all had a 8:19 moment in our lives

@sgt.jamesmorrison7326 6 лет назад

SkinnyTheCheese yeh

@Epic11705 8 месяцев назад

Yesh

@vex4885 3 года назад

5 years and this is still amazing

@hone3168 3 года назад

5 years ago it's still so hilarious 😂

@Arcaviouse66 9 лет назад

With Mario falling through the floors like that, it reminded me of Peter griffin when they got put in witness protection xD ... "There's a crunch berry under the fridge."

@connorsalter6783 9 лет назад

Arca!!!

@anonnyamahmud8238 9 лет назад

Yay it's arca

@kylehuggins228 9 лет назад

heyyyyy arca

@FTWKingBacca 9 лет назад

Arcavouse join factions soon

@dianarojas5085 9 лет назад

@SuwakoMoriyaaaa 9 лет назад

Vanoss is now using the GTA V model of him... Awesome!

@PikminH178762 9 лет назад

Hooray!

@eclipsesoluna3453 9 лет назад

Wynaut Zoidberg?

@luiscosme9647 9 лет назад

Yes so much better

@mohli 9 лет назад

Yeah only noticed at the end

@ivanfoight3188 9 лет назад

Ikr

@jordankarlson1934 Год назад

this one of my first vids i watched by vanoss and i remember giggling hysterically for hours and repeating it on the tv to make my parents watch, still love them to this day

@Old_sourmilk 5 лет назад

6:40 oh hey da ting on da ting issjdndbf

@pleku2889 6 лет назад

8:19 I laugh everytime xd

@mysterious_bl4d355 3 года назад

14:10

@liltttysen8135 9 лет назад

I have a six pack from laughing so hard

@colevendittelli6129 9 лет назад

+Liltt Tysen I always have a six pack

@levenaye167 9 лет назад

+Cole Vendittelli Yeah in your dreams. And what your mommy tells you

@colevendittelli6129 9 лет назад

Noooooooooooooooooooooo

@domanickwalther3168 8 лет назад

I am your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@PandaBear-qf5rf 8 лет назад

+Domanick Walther 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🆒🆒🆒🆒🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

@arthurthow9295 2 года назад

5:07 They all got stuck to the door😂🤣

@demon9554 5 лет назад

12:45 the way he said cocktus

@Goofieyfunnyman 6 лет назад

11:26 Mario: I agree.

@iplaygta6218 9 лет назад

Roses are brown.. Violets are brown.. WHO THE FCK TOOK A SHIT IN MY GARDEN?!

@StarSkyGamingOne 9 лет назад

You XDDDDDDDDDDD

@notpublic7878 9 лет назад

HOLY FUCK IT SMELLS LIKE APPLES

@JoeMama-tp6cq 9 лет назад

WHAT! ITS BLUE AND BLACK!!

@notpublic7878 9 лет назад

LeoGang Monty shut the fuck up kthx

@Buvah 9 лет назад

My grandma

@ncrtrooper5891 3 года назад

This is a certified hood classic

@otakugameraquarius1883 5 лет назад

0:32 that beautiful swan dive tho 😂😂😂

@jamesschmidt4615 7 лет назад

8:18 got me laughing till you could see my tears, and 1 year later it still does!

@Gearbox20k920 7 лет назад

11:48 im dying lol 😂😂😂

@jasonsherman6275 7 лет назад

Gearbox20k920

@guy_e_gatenby7851 7 лет назад

Jason Sherman

@DarkWolf-dz5bo 6 лет назад

Gearbox20k920 is fun

@tommyphilippi2742 6 лет назад

Lol cooktus

@Royalbaconworld3 11 месяцев назад

8 Years .. And its still the greatest video i watch as achild, plus the scariest video.m

@Anonymous-vg8um 2 года назад

My man had me dying at 1:18😂😂😂😂

@dylanjames8029 2 года назад

2022 gamng

@roolet 8 лет назад

12:11 HEY! There just giving it a nice red coat!

@btsvmingi7862 7 лет назад

Apparently you can get 6 packs by laughing 😃that's a fact 😂

@baschardoski3875 5 лет назад

@jakethefourfootfortifier 2 года назад

8:20 everyone’s reaction to fnaf security breach

@freedom4125 2 года назад

then rule 34 joins the fun

@jakethefourfootfortifier 2 года назад

Ikr

@realtroxy 3 года назад

I rewatched this countless times and still find it funny

@a2ktiger2 7 лет назад

TOGETHER CHILD.

@tornenj8794 6 лет назад

a2ktiger2

@kirbyfangs 7 лет назад

1:05 so majestic

@crimsonsamurai7040 6 лет назад

Anyone know the name of that song?

@MegaPlayerXxX 4 месяца назад

9 years now. Damn thing is still funny and nobody has figured out the choir song so far, as far as I can tell at least. XD

@Blaze00XD Год назад

14:57 *REJECTED*

@dirtyspoons9368 6 лет назад

14:30 i love his reaction

@FANDELDED2 9 лет назад

Hilarious!

@BlueJayAJ 9 лет назад

I'm a fan of you 😄

@synertic7271 9 лет назад

i love your videos ded but you're kinda promoting everywhere on youtube

@soto5858 9 лет назад

5:29 milk

@angeltrejo9937 9 лет назад

I loved the troll were the races kid hated mexicans even do he is one.

@AlesterMyersWick 9 лет назад

fucking tarman from "return of the living dead"! XD

@Anonymous_Service_Leaks 10 месяцев назад

2023 and this is so fun to watch still

@TheSlayah123 3 года назад

rE-wAtChiNg iN 2021 aNd iTS StILl FunNy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sorry

@Shell-Bell88 8 лет назад

did anyone else see the headcrab in the window at 12:38

@s3dw347 8 лет назад

Yah me

@hamoudziyadah3275 8 лет назад

+‫سعود العجمي‬‎ انت عربي

@bush870 8 лет назад

+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام

@bush870 8 лет назад

+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام

@bush870 8 лет назад

+Hamoud Ziyadah السلام

@chiknnrice3046 8 лет назад

at 11:53 terroriser is just taking pics on the left

@markwarner1806 11 месяцев назад

This is one of the funniest videos of all time and it literally never gets old

@ItsEtraaa 4 года назад

2:35 the *LEGENDARY* Cocktus

@TheBigMan-qd4tn 7 лет назад

4:59 ARGH TARMAN

@mokinhao1695 6 лет назад

It's Tarmander

@deziel6063 6 лет назад

The tarmanator

@angelalee5188 6 лет назад

TheBigMan87 1111 ii

@johnjorellng4894 6 лет назад

No its tarmander

@maddiea.6426 8 лет назад

1:17 - 1:19 best 2 seconds of my life 😂

@Steven_Zero 8 лет назад

3 secs.

@maddiea.6426 8 лет назад

I s2g it's just 2 seconds. Not rekt m8. I know my math.

@cypherangaming9410 8 лет назад

YES

@hugovelasq2623 7 лет назад

😄😃😂😁😀😊☺😅😆😇😈😉😯😐😢😴😡😬😠😕😑😩😣😤😥😦😧😨

@liamgill9752 7 лет назад

Lol

@prestawn1486 9 месяцев назад

One of my favorites to this day 1 pm 10/25/2023

@duckass7527 2 года назад

2021 the year of rewatching Vanoss videos

@TheBastet613 6 лет назад

0:43 that music

@digitaltoaster4956 6 лет назад

I Want To Know The Name Of It

@nod8190 6 лет назад

me two

@WarEagleGaming 6 лет назад

Has anyone found the song name

@jasongar4532 6 лет назад

Song?

@yourboi8050 6 лет назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dQw4w9WgXcQ.html. Found it.

@zynnyzoo 9 лет назад

I guess you could say Terroriser is...The *Tar*minator. (Puts on sunglasses) *YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH*

@justlolz8014 9 лет назад

No... just no....

@mattgorman1964 9 лет назад

-Insert CSI Miami Theme-

@tayletsclue 6 месяцев назад

1:12 bro that made me laugh

@gryffenclawthatyellowkd9900 6 месяцев назад

Coming back in 2024 and this video is still great. There is one flaw Mario.

@skeebee55 6 лет назад

0:54 Gets me everytime XD

@MrBraindunaway 9 лет назад

Jesus can walk on water Cucumbers are 98% water If I walk on Cucumbers I'm 98% Jesus

@itsprize1049 9 лет назад

How fucking original -_-

@Brandonman007 9 лет назад

Jesus can walk on water Babies are 87% water If I walk on babies I'm 100% arrested.

@connorfinlay4312 9 лет назад

Brandon Lubojacky once again how original

@mohli 9 лет назад

Jesus is human I'm human Human=Human so ( Jesus = Human = Me ) ... i'm Jesus

@FishyButters 9 лет назад

I am 98% Jesus?? ILUMINATI CONFIRMED ISREAL 69 UHHH

@cdntrooper3078 4 года назад

Quarantine 2020 and this vid is still amazing

@kevinmiller9007 4 года назад

2019 still funny 😂😂

@newbedspread2494 4 года назад

2020 still funny 😂😂

@theshadowsofdestiny4710 2 года назад

@@newbedspread2494 2022 still funny 😂😂

@Alex-hj5el 9 лет назад

Roses are red Violets are red oh shit my garden is burning.

@marcksaintal6898 9 лет назад

Poop.

@mantoumika 9 лет назад

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a cow. Moo moo moo.

@jaylabrowne7234 9 лет назад

FIRE IS ORANGE 😡

@mantoumika 9 лет назад

Jayla Browne Fire can be red. It can also be green.

@PsychoRed07 9 лет назад

[insert generic name here] Roses are red This part is True Violets are purple Not fucking blue