Huzzah for the Vegas trip, and for another semester in the School of Comedy Biz. I'm guessing you will volunteer to provide some of the comedy for your friend's Guiness Book of World Records gig. Your calculations on what it takes to get to a million dollars reminds me of the ancient joke, "How do you make a million dollars working for (insert any job)?" Answer: "Work a million hours." (That would take about 116 years, right? Assuming you could work the clock around, or get paid for sleeping.) I used 30 for the days in the month, though, so maybe you could get to a million a little sooner.
