Factsss like I was really hallucinating off an oil pen and my teacher knew I was high so she thought it would be funny to the class to keep calling on me. That period I was so high I couldn’t read or write
Bro every time I 💨💨, I always think other ppl are gassed when they ain't. I be watching something and would be like "that dudes high asf😂😂" when he's not.
I was on the bus to school my senior year and the other kids on the bus start talking about how the cops are gonna be there today with the dogs. At first I pay no mind to it since I’m a “good” kid but after two minutes the realization of something hits me. I had 3 edibles in my backpack, which I put there the night before while I was blasted for “safe keeping.” As soon as I remember I have edibles in my backpack I straight up shoved all three edibles down my throat and finished them just in case a dog was gonna sniff me out. Things only went downhill from there, halfway through first period I start feeling a little different and I notice it, at this point I’m just trying to remain calm and not draw too much attention to myself. Then second period comes, and this is where shit got intense. My whole body started vibrating like all of my cells were vibrating throughout my body and my mouth was the fucking Sahara. I kept finding it hard to sit still because the room felt like it kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. As I’m tweaking at my desk in the back of the class the teacher and I make eye contact which lasts for like 2 seconds. Oh fuck is the only thing I’m thinking I knew she knew I was baked out of my mind, she proceeds to call me to the front to solve some factoring problem which I did not have any idea how to solve. I’m tired of writing so if you want a part two just lemme know 😂
The Fat one no there is no reason to use dab pen either way i dont like them them i get a weird high from them id rather take a dab off a rig than the pen
So I have a funny story about being high at school. This was sophomore year (I’m a senior now). This was the year that I really started smoking a lot. I did it a few times freshman year and over the summer, but I became the stoner I am now sophomore year. My best friend and I used to smoke in his garage every day after school. We rode the same bus so I would just get off at his stop and we would go to his house, and his mom would always get home from work at like 6:00 so we always had a lot of time. One day we decided we were gonna smoke AT school, because we were some little savages. He brought some bud in his backpack and during free period we got an apple from the cafeteria and made an apple pipe. We went outside through the wood shop because it has a door that goes to a loading dock, and out into the parking lot. There’s this giant shipping container in the back of the parking lot so we made a beeline for that and pulled out the bud and started smoking. We didn’t even smoke that much but it got me so high for some reason, like too high to be in school. We put eye drops in and sprayed ourselves with cologne or something and then we went back in through the wood shop. We went inside and right as we did the wood shop teacher came up to us and said “did you boys have fun? It smells like it.” And he just laughed and walked away. Long story short the wood shop teacher at my school is the bomb
Dimon I do that sometimes because it’s so easy in my school like I swear teachers don’t even care, in my old school tho it was so easy to get caught like teacher be all up on you
BruH I went to school on an edible once and that shit hit me when I was walking through the hallway. My eyes were bloodshot and I couldn't walk straight but I just kept giggling😥 my friend had to walk me to every class that day and I had multiple panic attacks that day too 😂
Damn man I can relate to this I remember when I use to ask ppl to buy me a blunt but not anymore cause I got connects but man them struggles are real 😂
Okay here's my story 😂😂so freshman year first month is when I first got high. I know it was lunch. Lmfao all day I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I got asked by a teacher if I was okay and I'm like yeah just tired 😂😂 I don't really remember much of that day. It felt really slow, like it was going in forever. But anyways my first time smoking weed right, out of a bong but I'm pretty sure I got high off of like 4 big hits lmao. But yeah that's all it took for me 😂😂😂
I feel you when you say time goes by hella slow. I was at work and smoked on my break and i was fucking blasted bruh. Felt like i worked a 16 hour shift.
So this is my sophomore year in High School and I'm taking JROTC with a homie of mine and keep in mind we both had taken like 5 big boy hits from a wax pen... So we get to the classroom and we finna take a PT test so we running and not a minute past and we already gassed out... So we finish the PT and we go and get water and my high ass says that I feel my throat way deeper than usual and my homie just burst out laughing and we get called to the Principle's office and and we high as fuck and I ended up losing my backpack cause I didn't remember where I left it
Words of advice from someone who has done this. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GET HIGH MORE SPECIFICALLY DO NOT EAT AN EDIBLE IF YOU HAVE SEVERE SCHOOL ANXIETY AT SCHOOL. I thought that stuff would chill me out cuz at home it does but oh boy was it hard I was paranoid everyone knew.
Hey bro you from the Seattle area or just a mariners fan ? I’m a huge ms fan.. it’s about time they show some hope of playoffs lol. I’m from the Olympia area.
the first time i smoked kush i smoke it on a sunday and woke up STILL high sauty af. so i was walking to school and still had like a fat roach in my pocket so blazed that bitch i get to school everybody was like i smell bud like the whole day they was blowing my high i never did it again. cause like fuck that i dont need that stress.
I love getting blazed before school, I did it everyday of high school. But it fucking sucks when people be staring and laughing at you or calling you out. Like just let me chill
I fucking threw up in class cuz of how high I was I think almost the whole class knew I was high as fuck but the whole school doesn’t thankfully it was pretty much only that class that knew but some people in that class thought I was sick I would tell them I was high no one really cared after a couple day’s people forgot some people are like ay u remember when you threw up bruh that day was fucking lit cuz of that
I went to school high once. I was only 18 years old. I was high on Depakote. I kept on falling asleep in marine ecology class and my teachers kept on having to wake me up. It was all because my crazy aunt Judy kept on taking me to the doctors so they could just put me on Depakote. I then got sick in school. I went to the doctors to tell my doctor about it and she said, "that's high school. Falling asleep in class all the time means that you're entering womanhood. But I suggest that you eat some yogurt for breakfast." So me and Judy went to the store and bought some yogurt. Then when I woke up for breakfast, I heard Judy crushing up Depakote and sprinkling it in my yogurt and mixing it up. I ate spiked yogurt without knowing that it was spiked. When I got to school, I kept on going to the bathroom to throw up in the toilet. I even had to go to the nurse many times. I told the nurse that I was sick and had to go home. Then in November of 2014, Judy took me to the doctors just to increase my dosage of Depakote. I was put on Depakote 5000 mg and the doctor told me to take it every hour. She said that's what women do. I began taking Depakote 5000 mg every hour and then I was too sick and tired to get out of bed. I even took Depakote 5000 mg every hour and I got very hungry, so I kept on coming down for a midnight snack. Mommy said that I have to stop eating. I said that I have to keep up my womanly appearance. When I reached to obesity, Judy stopped taking me to the doctors. I went back to school in the springtime. I kept on falling asleep in baking class and my teacher had to wake me up. And my baking teacher said, "Hannah, you have to stay awake in class." It was so hard. So Mommy took me to a new doctor that was close to home. When I turned 19 years old, I was just so high on Depakote and so obese that I couldn't fit into anything, except for plus sized maternity clothes. Judy and the doctors told me that I'm fat because I'm a woman and Judy told me that all women have to be fat and that women aren't allowed to be skinny. Skinny women in my family: 1. My cousin Elizabeth. (Dead.) 2. My cousin Ruth. 3. My cousin Lauren. 4. My great aunt Louise. 5. My great aunt Hissy. 6. My great aunt Anne. 7. My great aunt Peggy. (Dead.) 8. My baby cousin Abigail. (Dead.) 9. My aunt Kathie. 10. Me. (Lost weight at 20 years old. I am 22 years old now.) 11. My cousin Ozzy's wife. 12. My cousin William's wife Michelle. 13. Michelle's mother. Yeah and Judy says that all women have to be fat and ugly. She says that fat ugly girls are more beautiful and more godly.
