Goodness Gracious Me - Cheque Please 

“You’ll never get that arse under the table” 😂 I’ve just blasted my coffee up the wall laughing at that

Doesn't age. So original. Still very funny.

THIS GUY IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER 😆 🤣

So so funny. We used to watch this every week.

Cheque please was the catchphrase when you didn’t think much of a girl in school…. 😂

I’ve been searching for this everywhere! 🙏🏽

All the dates and he's still wearing the same SUIT

4:10 the comedy timing is so perfect

The best one was (paraphrasing because I don’t remember it verbatim): “You remind me of a bird of paradise.” “Oh that’s lovely.” “Yeah, because you has got a hookey nose like a beak, innit.” “Cheque please.”

"Blonde moustache" 😂😂😂

diogenes search is over 😂

Too ba dthey didn't put my favourite ! In this one she asks him what animal he would be and he replies "a tiger" being playful and smiling. And for her he says "And you would be a paradise bird !" her : "Ho really ? Why ?" smiling and flattered and he says : "well your nose is like a beak, you waddle your ass when you walk..." and she leaves furious ! xD

Awesome.

A little bit too close to home... 😂

3:53. Triumphant.

At least those girls keep coming back

Rasmalaaaai!

...but you do, don't you? *prays*

The best one is not there. "Cause you dmell of fish ene?"

0:53 that’s something my ex would never understand about herself….

The on that starts as 2:14 🤣🤣🤣

lol

2:11 Yet they got married.

🤔🕵️