The best one was (paraphrasing because I don’t remember it verbatim): “You remind me of a bird of paradise.” “Oh that’s lovely.” “Yeah, because you has got a hookey nose like a beak, innit.” “Cheque please.”
I agree that was the best one, pity it wasn't included here! I think he also said something like 'because you've got big feet and your voice is all screechy' lol.
Too ba dthey didn't put my favourite ! In this one she asks him what animal he would be and he replies "a tiger" being playful and smiling. And for her he says "And you would be a paradise bird !" her : "Ho really ? Why ?" smiling and flattered and he says : "well your nose is like a beak, you waddle your ass when you walk..." and she leaves furious ! xD