Google Translate Cleans My Kitchen! 

imagine walking into his apartment not knowing what he does for a living

Brandon's subscribers; "So glad he's posting more often again." The person who actually cleans Brandon's apartment; "Please stop."

The mess just Growing throughout this entire “Cleaning” video made this so much funnier 😂

I'm glad I'm not the only one who runs into these problems when cleaning

Oh, I feel so bad for his cleaning lady. She deserves a bonus after this mess! 🤣😂

The moment I read the title, I knew the mess was just going to get bigger. Thanks Brandon for uploading this video, I enjoyed it! 😆

C'mon Brandon, we've known you long enough to know 2 things about you: 1. You definitely know what "throwing it back" is. 2. You're gonna taste the floor since that's where the recipe told you to put your 'delicious' 😕 meal 😂🤣

It never ceases to amaze me the messes Brandon puts himself (& the apartment) through just for his viewers. Also shout out to his cleaning lady/crew…I say “crew” because it probably takes a village to clean some of these messes😂❤️

Why does Brandon pull off lilac mom jeans so damn well

When I suggested a cleaning video I didn't expect this but that's my bad 😅 beautifully done Brandon 🤣

Low key been waiting to see a video of him cleaning after one of these for so long Oddly enough....this wasn't what I was expecting

Thank you Brandon. I love these videos- they remind me of 2020 Brandon who I LOVE LOVE LOVE and I couldn’t thank you enough. We love you Brandon 🫶🫶🫶

I love this man so much. Throughout the entire video I was laughing so hard, my face hurts. I was constantly thinking "What is wrong with you, dude? You know this isn't exactly helping..."

The way you were flinging the Kielbasa around.🤣🤣🤣

Love how he takes the only instruction that would've help him (bag up) and throws it out of the window... and then himself in the trash. Truly inspirational

Brandon Farris + Google Translate = The biggest mess every . single . time

Start of the video: Oh how nice. Brandon is going to give his cleaner a day off and clean the mess himself. How wholesome! End of the video: ..... Well then. ..... His cleaner needs a raise.

I’m only 11 minutes late- you make me so happy and help me through so much:) when my parents got divorced I immediately watched one of your videos and instantly felt better:) but please remember to take time for yourself if you need to! Thank you Brandon:)

I have a conspiracy! Here's my hypothesis, there's no way an apartment complex would tolerate Brandon's amazing shenanigans lol. I think Brandon bought a house and had a designer set it up just like an apartment! Bu bum buuuum! Then he just power washes it I guess idk how me makes such messes and cleans it so fast, I assume an expressive cleaner lol

Brandon finally uses Google translate to clean his kitchen. Me: *It's only gonna get more messier*

'That's like finding a needle in a...kitchen..with meat in it, on the floor' 😂😂😂

Brandon. Thank you for always making me laugh 😆 I’ve been watching you make people laugh since 2020

I couldn't stop laughing during most of the video, but at the same time I was worried for his health and the time he was gonna spend to REALLY clean the mess. This was a weird feeling xD

I really love your videos, when I'm bored I watch them and they make me laugh alot. Keep creating some great videos

It's good to have you back. I needed this. I'm having medical issues and you brighten my day. Thank you. 😊

1 - How he can leave a mess like this for days before cleaning it disturbs me on a spiritual level. 2- How he is in there without throwing up I can't understand. I felt like throwing up just imagining the smell. 3 - Hilarious as always!!

Leave it to Brandon to find a way to make a mess while cleaning a mess lmfao 😂😂

Hey Brandon, I love your videos and I’ve been watching for a year now and the google translate videos are my favorite. Keep up the good work!

I feel like this is what happens FIVE SECONDS after I’ve thoroughly cleaned the kitchen, turn my back, and someone else walks in like the tornado that is google translate.

I love your videos Brandon, I was so sad because both of my parents died. Your videos helped me cope, and I am happy now. Keep up the good work, and please, keep making me laugh!

My dust allergy could never- 😂

🤣 when you put the bag on 🤣🤣 absolutely funny 😁 🤣💜💜

you are my favourite person ever, and thanks to you my mum and dad still have a daughter ❤

Brandon your videos make me laugh everyday. Keep up the good work

My fiancé and I were dying of laughter. Your videos always brighten my day ESPECIALLY your Google translate ones. This one was just absolutely hysterical though. You sir are a brave soul for what you do to provide us with joy!

"oh I forgot to blow the blessings. May beauty and grace ever seek your face *leaf blower noises*" -Brandon, 2022

Let's be real Google owes this man a new kitchen

I would truly love a real cleaning vid in fast forward that shows the actual cleaning process and how long it takes... just me? ok.

Brandon once said “mind if I smell your teeth”… excuse me 😂

Came here while listening to your podcast episode on the Hardy Haberland show. Loved listening to the story and I remember watching you and waiting for uploads when it was Facebook and working as a cook. Gloria was still friend and Autumn was friend's kid. So excited when it turned to my kid and girlfriend, and love seeing where you are now. Keeping being great! Thank you for being you 💜

You never fail to make me laugh 💚 Also you can actually pull off crop tops pretty well!

Poor Britta (sp) lol Someone deserves a raise! 💜💜💜

Every single time u tilt ur head back with ur mouth open and that sound comes out I die. No matter what. And it isn't often so I don't get tired of it. It's absolutely great lol

When he said at 3:50 "I didnt fall I was just telling the ground a secret" I felt that. And I'm going to use that next time I trip over. Because knowing my clumsiness, I will

It’s surprising this man is still alive and i find it so hard to believe that he’s a dad, of 2 kids and he does this 💀

Is there 69 flys in the room

Didn't even read the title, just clicked as I need something hilarious to watch. This DID NOT disappoint! As I laughed a little too hard at the "what do you mean you can't see" reply 🤣

I can't even right now! 😂 okie but seriously deep frying the plastic trash bag was such a bad idea, breathing that in is so bad for you 😂

Whoever is reading this…You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life🔥. It's okay to not be okay as long as you are not giving up!❣️

The past 2 days have been absolutely AWFUL ESPECIALLY today! And your videos are something I always look forward too so thank you

brandon talking about giving the wallet to your dad: do it me, standing near my dad's grave: here ya go, have fun

I'm convinced the exact number of flies in that room are 4 and 3/4.

thank you for always making me laugh brandon, i've been watching you since 2020 and you have made my days for 2 years. thank you, once again.

Good Lord! BF you really out did yourself this time. I don’t envy the cleaning 🧼 process. Thank you for the smile!!

Brandon is a perfect representation of what kids are towards oil and stuff: AAAAAAAAAAa. vs mum: *Takes a cup and tastes it*

Your cleaning lady must really love you to put up with your shenanigans 😂😂😂

12:18 had me in actual TEARS... don't watch him while high. You'll feel like you're being tickled with cattle prods

6:11 that was the best sponsoring advertisement 10 out of 10!

“Do you want a kielbasa” 😭😭😭yes please Brandon ahahah isn’t that polish tho?

Brandon, I want to say thank you for making me laugh! I’ve been watching you for a few years now any you never fail to make me laugh!!

Hi Brandon! I just wanted to say, I watch slot of your videos and some how you never get old! Your comedy is amazing! Keep up the good work and keep doing what your doing!

“My beauty and grace, ever seek your face.”

Oh my gosh I've been waiting for this day to come😭🤣 good for u for thinking 'bout ur poor poor kitchen for once🤪

"May beauty and grace ever seek your face" I don't know if thats an actually phrase but that got me

The mom to Olive Garden comment really got me. I work at Olive Garden and mothers day is our busiest holiday

“My high waisted mom pocket”😂😂

"I didn't fall,I was telling the ground a secret"🤣🤣🤣 I'm gonna start using that now.

Thank you for making the wonderful videos especially for those who are very sick with Covid which is me and other people. If there was not this video or any other videos while I was going through this I would be suffering very very badly

"Do you mind if i speak directly into your mouth?"😂

I love your videos so much, have been watching for years, since the yarn incident 😂

I haven't heard the phrase "butt buddies" in so long lmao. Reminded me of middle school 🤣 oh the good ol days. We LOVE YOU Brandon Farris!!!

Clicking this video I fully expected google to force him to make mustard gas with bleach and pneumonia

Well needed video. I wondered what you do after demolishing your kitchen, now I know :)

The things you do for us love you Brandon AND your editor or editors ❤❤

7:26 fun fact when I was little, I got a handle of baking soda or powder and I sprayed it across the whole entire house and it was just all white

Such a proud dad💕I saw his two kids on his phone. Super sweet!

My best friend showed me your channel, and now I am obsessed with your content!

Honestly, I would love to clean a kitchen like that. 🤣 The process to the final piece where everything is clean would be amazing.

im glad your back tominimilistic editting because thats mean new videos more often and more videos to uncontrollably laugh at

i’m so happy that your posting just about everyday again. miss you brandon

brandon you get a new editor? what is this top-tier, never seen before, 10/10 content??

All meat and cheese on the floor* "now.....be honest with me..... there's a hole in the bag"

I laughed so hard I cried at the " making the armor discreet" part 🤣 Rocking Dad Bod.. it's hilarious!

BRANDON I HAD THIS IDEA IM SO HAPPY YOURE DOING IT! :D

We need a reaction video of his cleaners walking into his chaos droppings. 🤣

Brandon is actually destroying his house

LMAOO the way you’re cleaning & making a mess at the same time😭

cleaner: oh no, he done a new video, time to wrap my stuff up brandon: hey, double it cleaner: oh hell no two in a row..

A very needed video to see how you clean. Me personally I’ve been wondering this whole time 😂

Only 46 min up and 2.8k likes that's how much you know that imbrandonfarris fans love him.

I laugh on every single one of ur videos, ty for making me laugh along your journey :)

You are never getting your cleaning deposit back!🤣😂🤣✌

Your a living legend...keep up the work man

Oh my god when you got stuck in the chair 😂 couldn't stop laughing!

the silence when the bag broke is just hilarious!

Watching this while also having to clean my bedroom .... feeling inspired

Brandon: you want a Kiełbasa? My Polish ass: *wheeze*

The moment I read this title, I knew it was the direct opposite of cleaning

I love what you do, just keep making peoples days, and making us laugh we love you!

Dear lord. Love the back to back vids😭😭😍😍