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True! Having just gone into Tier 4 lockdown in England (no-one knew that was a thing until yesterday) - I am very glad to be cheered up this ridculousness!
Two aliens trying to flirt but they both think the other is human and they're trying their best to make sure the other doesn't realize they're not human
@@Aroace-Mace-in-yo-Face So... God And since Mother married Satan, if she is also related to Satan, she must be a fallen angel We are working out this family tree
It feels like a reverse Brawl in the Family joke, where the joke was Kingsonnn Dededoo said he was going to clean someone’s clock but he literally polished Kirby’s clock.
Let me get this straight: -mother is Satan's wife -father is arrested (so he can't be Satan because Satan has too much power) -Grandpa is so distraught he wants someone to put him out of his misery -Being somewhat related to Satan makes you infertile -This all takes place in a building crawling with mold inside and out -Amd a hot girlfriend is waiting outside, somehow oblivious
And there are some women which are waiting outside and they feel cold. They drink water with no cups. Axes are on the beach. Malinda can't clean the mold even she likes cleaning. Wearing hat causes hair loss and have an acne causes death. They eat jelly (maybe)
Maybe Satan is a lesbian and mother is also a lesbian who divorced father. Grandpa is distraught because his daughter (mother) is in a gay relationship with Satan. Or perhaps this is just Google Translated mess of garbage and I shouldn’t read into it
"I can't kill grandpa!" So either someone told him to kill his grandpa or he is frustrated that his grandpa is evading his death traps. I'll go with the last one
Girl: hi tom Boy: can't talk now. Girl: why? Boy: grandpa keeps evading my death traps.. Girl: Oh I see.. Let me help, see put a death trap right by the place grandma always leaves his oatmeal for him. Grandpa: *evades* Girl: *shoots grandpa in the head* Boy: why did I not think of that? Grandpa: *stands back up* ouch.
So in this universe -satans kid is just walking around like a normal person -satan got married -humanity (somehow) found a way to arrest satan -people drink water with no cups -people eat rocks -only girls can get cold (except the cool ones) -People are living on the moon -Aliens exist -acne is fatal Great
@@GenderWoman666 not only from Sweden, but also a Swede describing an Australian Christmas. Though it is currently unseasonably mild in my part of Australia.
I see it as she is normal but he’s just like “I like ice cream!” “Clocks!” “No cups!” “God, my mouth is delicious” “axes in the sand!” “I can’t kill grandpa”
This song sounds like she trying to have a conversation about her difficult home life and he forgot to pay attention so he's saying random things hoping it will line up with whatever she's talking about.
I like it how she trying hold her laughter when she say: my mind is a naughty virgin aunt 🤣🤣🤣 (Edit) Omg!!! Thanks for 652 likes!! 😮🥺❤ u guys r awesome!!
This is my favorite one of these. Unlike the other Christmas episodes it has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas or winter so you can watch it anytime. Also it's probably the most chaotic!
Malinda: "My mind is a naughty virgin aunt" Tom: "Shhh!" Malinda: "Maybe I smoked something else" Tom: "I have never done anything wrong" Um I think he DID do something wrong. What did he give her to smoke?! 😂
The way Malinda sung "I can't stand" and immediately started to fall down so elegantly, while smiling, followed by the crashing sound, with everything right at the beginning of the song just killed me
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Time to bring context to this In Hell, a festive imp named Linda wants to go to earth, talking about her arrested father and various other things, and another imp named Karin questions her.
And her sister is on Moon Street, which also leads to Trivashire (with the infamous Felhound's Pride Inn being the hearthstone point there after Hazbin Hotel got discontinued; still no infernal war machine wash there, though).
I saw a comment about how this is two bisexuals awkwardly flirting and after watching again I need to really dig into how accurate that is. Karid (Tom) and (Ma)Linda are at a restaurant on a blind date, both being socially anxious and trying to make small talk, such as about eachother, their interests and the like. Linda keeps dropping bombshells about her family, and Karid likes talking about fun facts or observing things around him in a "how about that weather? Fashion. I'm about to break down the whole scene. Linda needs a wheelchair, Karid talks about the mold he saw on his way in the building Linda struggles to figure out what to say, Karid talks about how this restaurant was recently bought Things start going badly with Linda getting annoyed and Karid losing hope in the date, and starts ordering dessert Linda begins her family rant using metaphors to say how she hates her parents, Karid judging her then changing the subject with a strange bang he heard Linda continues talking about her hobbies such as housekeeping and her rock collection, and Karid with his clock collection and appreciation for picnics Karid judges her again for worrying about what her neighbors think of her, And then they both in their panicked awkward states of mind struggle to take a sip of water. Linda forgets how to swallow, Karid just pours it into his hands cause he doesn't believe in sipping from it for some reason The awkward talking about themselves continues with Linda talking about her heritage, Karid expresses how he thinks he looks in his swanky outfit and Linda harshly disagrees. More Fun facts with Karid about hair loss and hats Karid forgets things she said about herself and somehow winds up thinking she said she was a pilot Linda admits she only has a few years in this world and Karid admits he's infertile But wait! Something new happens as Linda notices a hot girl from the window. Karid sees her too and urges her to go out and speak with her since this date is a dumpster fire anyway Linda wheels herself out fast as she can, gets her number all while Karid is thinking about how chilly Linda and this mystery lady must be out there She comes back and gets disappointed when she hasn't replied to her yet. While Linda dwells on it, Karid starts texting other gal pals he has Linda gives up and brings her attention back to Karid, trying to start over Linda starts sweating due to the nerves of how this whole thing is going and tries to play it off with the old "is it hot in here or is it just me?" and Karid tries opening the window, just for him to fall over into the blinds. Linda backs up and urges him of course, to be more careful. Karid his head a little too hard and now he's tasting his mouth, possibly bleeding Once things are settled Linda continues her family metaphors with how oblivious her sister can be, all while Karid talks about how he likes making sandcastles using axes Bombshell 3: Linda's aunt is a total closet freak and Karid urges her to keep her voice down in public Linda loves to smoke as she would put it, "the good stuff" but might have had a batch of the wrong thing recently while Karid claims he's never done drugs Linda's using metaphors again about wishing people were more intelligent while Karid talks about a nice or nephew or some baby in his family named Jelly since it's not his Linda has devolved entirely to gibberish and wonders what the hell she just said meanwhile Karid brushes it off talking about how clean his water glass is Linda talks about how she sees things at night, Karid mentions he is an artist and like many, is the worst at drawing hands. So Linda gives his an example and he doesn't understand how to make the thing he puts on paper look like that Linda teases him about it much to his dismay Linda talks about the pandemic and Kaird brings up the dangers of acne apparently Linda goes back to the art topics and says in consolation he's way better than she is and Karid confesses his grandpa is immortal The date ends and as they walk out, they some cool kids, and Linda notices the mold Karid talked about at the start of the evening END SCENE Honestly with how easy this is to visualize now, I desperately wish this could be animated or acted out. It brings a whole new dimension to the whole performance
"Talk about salt in my wounds D'oh!" I actually got nearly that excact same line when translating a lyric from "Gitchee Gitchee Goo" from "Phineas and Ferb", lol.
Ah, yes. Baby its mold outside: the story of a young couple, a boy and a girl. The girl may be drunk, tipsy and unable to stand. the boy reminds the girl that the house is up for sale and they have to start moving out. The girl responds to this with "ugh, men.". The boy tells the girl that a mutual friend, hope, has fallen. The girl does not care and simply says " okay". The boy tries to turn the conversation in another direction, to the topic of icecream. She changes the topic by telling karid (the boy) that her mother was Satan's wife. Karid responds, "LINDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" (Linda is the girl) Linda tells a story of how her father was arrested. Karid is uninterested, maybe he has heard this story many times and knows that a explosion comes next. Linda notices the mold and tries to subtly mention she could clean it up. Karid is starting to get drunk and simply says "clocks". Linda allows him to have a stone. Karid suggests a picnic. Linda tries to suggest committing a crime, saying that the neighbors gonna think its hopes fault. " baby, thats bad" karid says in shock. Linda forgets how to drink water and karid suggests she stop using cups. Karid puts on a hat and says he looks like a star, but Linda disdains the hat. Karid is sad but tells himself that hats can cause hair loss anyways. Linda is embarrassed while karid tries to do something nefarious using a airplane. Linda tells him to make a in-depth statement to convince them. "what pride?" Karid says. Linda confesses to karid that she cannot really live because of her demonic heritage. Karid responds that he can't have children. Theres a hot girlfriend outside that they both have a crush on. Linda makes a crazy plan to have a meatcute with her and says that all she has to do is run! Karids idea is that she must be cold- why not give her a coat? Later on, Linda is sad she hasn't gotten a response from the hot girlfriend. However, karid has many 'cool girls' in his dms, probably him being sarcastic and not liking the girls responding. Linda continues flirting with the hot girlfriend while karid signs up for hello fresh ™. Karid is on drugs. Lindas sister is on moon street And she is also on drugs. Karid has never done anything wrong (a lie.) Linda thinks she is a alien and wants to go to earth, while karid buys baby jelly on hello fresh. More drug fueled conversations later and they find that they were in fact, not on ddrugs, but on the fumes from the mold in their house. They move out.
I like how the hot girlfriend outside bit just sounds like they are both trying to do a pick up line on her and failing miserably because they are both smoking something
