Google Translate Sings: The Beatles 

Yeah, Basically!

This is pure gold

I’m Jews and I don’t understand 😂

Absolutely hilarious.

We.

Just as I suspected! 😂

I'd like to meet the other one.

Hi. I'm the other one.

does this mean i am no longer single?

MrFlaten92 (Tony Flaten) Yep. You've secretly had a girlfriend this whole time

I'm the poster on a new account, had I just wanted to tell you, I hate being called ‘dude’.

Myina Fennell -ok boomer ok zoomer- 👌🏿 D00DE

Exposed!

and here I thought google translate was just a fan of the Addams Family

haha

That's my favorite😂😂😂😂

*YELLOW CANARY CANARY YELLOW*

grandpa_peaches_ but it's also canary yellow

yellow canary, canary yellow.

@@locallance1529 For some reason I thought of Canary Wharf there. which made more sene.

ikr

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

it had already shown evidence of it beforehand, google is trying to tel us to go

Hahaha!! 😂😂

Is Google trying to warn us of something? Are they planning to Googleize the Earth? (is Googleize even a word? xD)

🇮🇱

I like how you used the line from the movie Yesterday

Haha

Also Paul: hey grandude

I’m 98.683 sure this is a joke, but just in case now, hey Jude is a very lovely Beatles song

"Jews hey, do not do bad things." This is even better.

MKR I hope when you go on tour you will get the whole crowd singing this line!

Apparently Google Translate is a great source of poetic cosmic horror.

Melinda K. Uh no it's amber subdomain yellow canary Get it right

@@owowhatsbliss Yellow subdomain yellow canary, canary yellow.

yup same

*I'm not complaining*

The Beatles at home are way better-

I like the Beatles at home better than the real ones

I think you mean the Beatles in the amber subdomain.

Or the Beatles in the original song

Lol

Lol 🤣

as an incredibly empathetic person, I feel is. You're stressed? WERE stressed.

XD

Ikr 😂

Gregory House and "take me to church" was sad,but Google translate loves the holy land that is ur dog

Most depressing to me was what it did to Frozen - Let it go. "Let it go' -> 'Give up'

It's a depressing song though

I read that then looked at the likes and it was 911 likes xD makes sense

Happy 18th birthday then

Hormonal therapy does that.

Mood

Japan Panda i think he means transitioning ftm

@@bekah13 Nope, I meant how everyone be saying I look like an adult now and I am confusion.

Underrated comment

...I would love to see that.

I saw your profile picture of princess Kougyoku, from magi... Good show! Also he probly would!

That's probably true. In one of his solo songs makes a Cookie Monster refrence.

WE

Why is it I do not speak

Teen Writer are you a son?

NOOOOO PLEASE DONT SAY YOU DIED THERE'S A WHOLE VIDEO ON HOW NOT TO DIE BY WATCHING HER VIDEOS YOU WERE ALL TOO YOUNG TO DIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

You died at these parts? Yes, death clearly. ;)

You deathed clearly

You died 3 times and you're still alive

Ah yes the most important commandment

ahh yes, the Newly Simplified Inspiration For Word Reading Changed People Version. hey Jews don't do bad stuff. I'm still waiting for them to release the Newly Simplified politically correct Inspiration For People Version. hey all, don't do negative stuff.

Amen

👍🏻

The Beatles were very smart

Goo Goo Ga Joob!

I am the egg man.... they are the egg man..... I AM THE WALRUS!

@@nicamercury6421 Goo Google Ga Joob! 👍😜🤣

Nica Lynn my name is also Nica!

Foxy Nist Oh wow! That’s so cool❤️😁

It is valid

You mean you _dwell_

And whisper Chat words of wisdom: "We".

No wonder there is discrimination. You can only get SO weard before people get confused

I don't think she should trust Wednesday.After all,she is Wednesday Addams.

Exactly.

Oh, i think i know that place!

Submarines are depressing now

I thought this was the Beatles, not Danganronpa...

Isnt that just england?.

If you tried to escape from a sinking submarine it would be too late and I think that would be a good reason to despair.

It is those happy rare occasions when the Google Translate lyric fits perfectly on the actual one.

Same with me by hey Jude and arizona

Same with me but also with Abba

Yeah, it's actually an improvement.

A submarine is something people can live in like a domain. And it is also submerged = subdomain. It was spot on

What Pnutimus said!

Don’t forget W E

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it sounded just like that!

Oh my gosh, I noticed that too!

Ayo Hamfam

It's much quieter in the original, so it was really fun seeing her do it in this.

+Elisa Mackey Now that's a dedicated fan...

And yellow canary!

go on a Wednesday, because I trust in Wednesday

+Lady Rusty lol

It's probably better than the other subdomains.

Not if you have the Spirit Of Abysmal Despair!

Have you heard the alternate lyrics? We all live in a yellow submarine, We didn't like the colour so we painted it green. The green wore off so we painted it red, The red was toxic and now we're all dead.

+Dan Jones awesome

+Dan Jones the version I know went the same for the first three lines but the last was "the red brought the Sharks and now we're all dead"

Dan Jones I know a similar one but it ends with 'red wasn't waterproof so now we're all dead'

same

I liked "Oh, I trust in Wednesday".

Me too... funny thing is, it made me think of Wednesday Addams for some reason. Strange.

+Altrade Cull yup

+Donna Lang me too

All two of the single ladies.

that's what I thought lol

That's what I was thinking

No, it was translated by Rebecca Black.

temporary0insanity Yeah XD

You should see the Africa Google Translate

Broke the fourth wall at least twice

Then see Your Welcome by Google Translate. It has become even more aware

well yeah that's why the translation did that.

Actually as with most names also the female name Jude originates from a latin (or in this case hebrew) word, which really means a Jewish woman, so the meaning is there even without Google Translate. GT did a good job to take it from the German translation though. Maybe there are greater forces at work. XD

Jude means jew in any language lol the word Jew came from the area of Israel called Judea which is the same as Jude

That will be why it cane up then

Maybe you watched it on a Thursday

@@davincent98 Im watching on a Tuesday. Wednesday is literally the exact opposite of yesterday, so that made it even more funny to me.

viovioviolet prime oml i just realized its Wednesday, where i live and she sang Wednesday instead of yesterday.

but yesterday was a sunday

Same.

CinnamonZero Did you watch the video?

FireBird20613 I’m not sure if this is a Hate comment or not but still it’s funny

@@potatoaminations7363 it's not a hate comment, it's just the truth. google translate can never seem to make normal, proper sentences. so the lyrics are always disastrously funny

That's just google translate being self-aware for once

Other than the lyrics malinda made

Yes lol

the funniest part lol

C.D. Riley that really is a word of wisdom lol

Tricia Agpoon Whispered by ears!

I love that 3 letters got 160 likes.

🤣🤣🤣

When I translated it for Malinda it translated it to Fiat, Fiat o.O

Omg XD

I was trying to drink something right in this moment. Baaaad idea.

+Mike Lee xD

Wee.

Your post was three weeks ago?! How long has this nightmare gone on already?!

@@catherinerutherford5814 Way to long

Good one 😂

@@catherinerutherford5814 So... It's been about nine months so far... It's nice to see another Catherine... or another human...

This is 8 months ago so its covid now I realize that this has been going around ever since 2020 WHY JUST WHY

wimpykidfan37 I am the walrus wasn’t even in this video

@@7eleven0fficial they mean it doesnt seem so random copared to the ones in this video

That was totaly John tecnic to wrote it

Facts

They are just like you, you are the same For many, there are no white people Look, pig guns are like that Here's how it is modified They are screaming In corn flakes Life is waiting for you People’s shirt, stupid Tuesday Boy, poor boy. Your face is lifted It's new No, apparently Just me fat City police Good version It looked like Lucy was flying into the air This is how it works They are screaming Dignity, honor, dignity The yellow At the same time, he looks like a dead dog Clara Baroka's father is a fisherman, an erotic judge Let's be a bad girl Dress that wants to be done It's new No, apparently Just me fat In an English playground Wait a day The sun will not go out, you will get some chocolate. Rainfall in England I'm an egg (daddy, how are you?) Egg (worthless stuff) Just me Goo Gooob Gooob, Goo Goo Goo Goo Experts speak the language of smokers Don't even think about taking care of people Let's see how the pig started See what they can do They are screaming Semolina Go up to the Eiffel Tower The first penguin by Hare Krishna Dude, you should see Edgar crossing Allen Poe It's new No, apparently Just me Goo Gooob Gooob, Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo, Goo Goo, Goo Gooobo, Goo Goo

My favourite part of this video! :D

XD

Ah!! Now it's stuck in my head! Lol

It's catchier than I thought!!

Hey Jews, hands down!! But Amber subdomain on a clear 2nd.

Elvis Snusovic Yeah I agree.

@@WeldingForJesus i don't i like yellow subdomain more... Also Wednesday is not bad

I love this vid

That’s just me when I try to introduce my friends to the real Beatles.

She should use it as her own phrase! Put it on her channel banner or something!

Yes! Perfect tagline! :D

it's not even the first time in one of her songs she said I should make more sense

it started being self conscious! terminator and the matrix warned us about it! run you fools!

Lol

We we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we

Wii

Google translate serves the soviet union.

@@theowlhouseseason3213 oui

B. R. Lmao that's what I was thinking too

Sounds likely

B.R. Obviously. I actually just watched this for the billionth time ON. A. THURSDAY. XD

B. R. Probably. Right now it's Thursday so I kinda freaked out there.

No, it was Tuesday. I looked it up in The Hitchhiker's Guide.

What about Jews hey do not do bad things?

+StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus I guess that's just generally good life advice lol

noisilyfadingcoffee Yeah, but Jews specifically? Is it supposed to be a summary of the Torah?

+StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus Haha maybe 😂

"And give you time to person preforming" We watch these things so

Let it be

Stanley says hi #IT

hi also I dare every jew to read this comment hi

@@marshed0mallow I'm a jew

Ana ana ana ana ana ana ana ana ana ana, Jews, HEY!

haha

we.

Google Translate is showing sentience again, as it knows what it is doing to these songs.

So very, VERY apt 😂

we are yellow canary

Max Grossmann: Canary yellow.

Lmao

Wise word indeed

Let it be, let it be, let it oui, let it we.

"we dwell in the amber subdomain" i was like "supernatural"??? XD

Christian Spanggaard OMG YES

@@tumado7304 no, its as in The Distortion World.

@@tumado7304 If only that "Amber subdomain" had repeated. But the same phrase turning into three different things ...

And apparently yesterday wasn't Friday, it was Wednesday... Everyday

Normal as a Rainbow I thought Wednesday was cancelled due to a scheduling error.

Or maybe at some point, she was trying to send a message to Wednesday Adams? :/

Because she said "I trust in Wednesday" or something like that

Glitzy Rocker HUMP DAYYYYYYY

To be FRANK.

Yusuf Gazi fuck

Hi

Sandy The Greyhound. Same, still got a laugh though

I'm a Beatles fan as well

jimmy carter jr same. just noticed that. haha

merle dixon jr whoa me too... weird

me too hahahaha

+supermikachuist same

Omg me too!

Violet Kennedy we

"I was standing in front of me" sounds like it could be an ACTUAL psychedelic '60s lyric, too. XD

Robin Chesterfield it sounds almost familiar. Where have I heard it?

In the respective video, she's also all four members of ABBA! :)

Hmmm no, she didn't dress up as The Beatles at all. What are you talking about??

cancel. is at the bottom scroll down

Google are apparently anti-zionist 😂

I followed the rules! I’m not doing bad things! Yaaaaay!

I cracked at this😂😂😂😂😂

Well, if you insist.

KOOKOO KACHOOB!

Probably...😁

Yeah, and he managed it before Google Translate existed!

I bet if Malinda used google translate on “I am the Walrus” ( and for that matter, “Come Together”) the results would be less weird than the original song.

Good one!

Anya Koslowski me

Shane the Stegosaurus AMAZING

YES

I know it's been a year since this comment was posted but I still want this

I know this comment is a year old but I want to see this happen.

"We"

Then your mom said, "I'm gonna break out the old leather translation belt and give you the whoopin' of your life!" Yakkity Sax music starts with Jupiter running around trying to escape with mom in close pursuit swinging the belt."Come here you! I'll show you an amber subdomain! You'll be seeing yellow canaries spinning around your head when I get through with you!"

Some people think that Yellow Submarine is about Flat/Hollow Earth. In 2015 Canary Cry Radio did a show on Flat Earth Clues with Mark Sargent. So by 2016 google's algorithm was already down the conspiracy rabbit hole. So we know what was in the A.I.'s mind when translating.

Or both

Just the two of them...

Even better, it's actually "all the single guy". All both of him.

Like no friday*

+Gaelan Steele Too tru

Nan na na na na na na na na hey jews

Lloyd Curtiss Maybe....

Lloyd Curtiss me 😂😂😂

YES YES YES

She tried The Beatles, so ABBA would be perfect!!

She'll remix ABBA in the strength and maintenance of the restaurant.

Cambria Darnell mood

I can play we on the piano 😂

lol I love how she added "They're awesome!" at that one part.

If you say that because of the Jews in the last part, that is probably because the name Jude is spelled exactly the same as the German word for Jew (it's pronounced differently though). It's pretty obvious Google Translate would make that mistake.

I am Jewish, I laughed my ass off, Almost dropped my phone. Parts of that are better than the actual lyrics!

@@Niki1A_ Yep!

I trust that would be accurate if you watched on a Thursday then!

Adam Stewart Jude means Jew - Juden means Jews. But yes, exactly what I thought too

Ohhhhhh....Now you know!

I think pretty much everyone knows that because, you know, Hitler...

Adam Stewart when Paul McCartney was walking near the then-recently closed down shop the Beatles had ran, he decided to take an opportunity to advertise one of their songs he wrote. The shop's windows had been whitewashed, so he wrote the title of the song on the window by scraping some of the paint off. He soon received angry calls and death threats. The song was Hey Jude. It was an innocent mistake, but the sign resembled something straight out of krystallnacht

But "Jude" is also a name though,

LongLiveHumour the true story

Hey jew, do not do bad things

Strazdas 😂😂😂

That's what SHE said 😂

with no shade

Mister, I'll Make a man Out of youuuuuuuuu

+Gaelan Steele Mister President I want a maaaaaaan... from you!

(Human) WE HAVE A HIGH WATER PROPERLY (Human) HAVE ALL THE CAPABILITIES OF A LARGE HURRICANE (Human) WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AN ANGRY CAMPFIRE Too bad, such a BEAUTIFUL MOON!

+Lady Rusty

Up vote

Gecko Gamer AJ That behind...

Gecko Does WOF YES!!!

Omg same!!! I love that song.

ALL OF

Maybe she made it on a Thursday?? Yeah who knows XD google translate is kinda broken

Maybe Translator is just a fan of Adams Family?

“What day is it?” Wait...wrong drugged up rockstar

Maybe today is Friday.

If Yesterday is Wednesday So today is Thursday

Dont forget that you have to h**g yoursel, tecnicaly. (not an instruction or threat, that is what he did, look it up, i really shouldnt have to add this but the internet is full of paranoids so better safe than sorry 😉)

Well, that was one of the reasons but not all. Another viable reason was that the Romans were already unhappy with Judea and Jesus was only going to make it worse by rebelling. The priests knew it wouldn't end well and decided to kill him because they didn't want to end up being killed and exiled, which is exactly what happened 40 years later or so.

@@catherinerutherford5814 I kind of understand why you bleeped "Hang", but to me it seems like it was something much worse, I don't know what, but at first glance it looks like a much worse word than it is

@@idolevin8795 The part that always confused me was why Judas did it for so little money. Yes, 30 pieces of silver is a nice sum, but it's not like royalty money. Just, "won't starve if I spend this properly" money.

It would probably make more sense than it does now.

something like this: If you're like me you We all See how they love pigs arms control women. See how the air. I cried corn seated Van Vaiting Shirt Company on Tuesday blood I go to the boys You need to increase the length of your face Haeggman Eggmen I am Valrus Spain "JOOB Police said Mr. May Police lined with beautiful See how they fly like Lucy and skiing. They see the way out. I cried And the CRI, Cry, Cry For pudding Jha It will be a dead dog gets Shreve Crabalocker Pastoral Naked Boi, your daughter If you go down pants Haeggman Eggmen I am Valrus Spain "JOOB I was sitting in the garden of English Vaiting However, the sun does not come to wait Tan English rain Haeggman (How, then teacher) Eggmen (They argue that the fate of) I am Valrus Spain "JOOB Spanish, Spanish, Spanish W 'JOOB Experience, smoking a couple TeKspert If you think Joker laugh (Ha) See how they smile Misty pork. See how bad. I cried Semolina Pilchard To return to the top of the Eiffel Tower Emperor Penguins singing Hare Krishna vegetable food People, and you need to see in the dark Edgar Allan Poe Haeggman Eggmen I am Valrus Spain "JOOB Spain W 'JOOB Spain "JOOB Spain W 'JOOB Spain Djwba Djwba Djwba Djwba Djwba Djwba Djwba Djwba Djwba Jubajuba (Oh, and, servicible tired Father, if you drop the relaxation)

@Gianell9066745 lkj Interesting take. What were the translation stages?

Gianell9066745 lkj I JUST LOST MY SHIT LAUGHING OMFG

Gianell9066745 lkj I died at "Edgar Allan Poe" and "Boi, your daughter"