Google Translate Sings: "We Don't Talk About Bruno" ft. Caleb Hyles (PARODY) 

A huge thank you as always to my amazing patrons on Patreon for helping me with this translation!!!! Y'all are amazing. And Caleb- my guy- you're the ONE. Thank you for jumping in on this. As I mentioned at the end I'm going on TOUR!!!!! (totally not GTS related but an excellent time). Tickets available here: www.shopmalinda.com/liveshows

Dolores complaining about her family being too loud is WAY TOO accurate

"grandma and family are always noisy" fits surprisingly well considering who's singing it

Somehow...someway...an appendix reference re-emerges 🤣

If I had a nickel for all the times Caleb Hyles sang a Google Translated Line about appendixes, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

"Isabella, your girlfriend is here" "Time to dump her!" Is the most accidental accurate thing I've heard 😂

Abeula wandering in while her granddaughter is talking about becoming a nun and immediately announcing she's going to smoke a blunt is the scene the movie needed.

So -Isabella is with Emma's hot barista but the family wants her to dump her girlfriend. She seemed to be changing by becoming more religious, but the finding of this relationship and the suspicion that Isabella uses marijuana ruined her family status. -Delores is on the edge of insanity due to common fights within the family, often breaking out in laughter at the wrong time. She learned from listening that Bruno was said to be a terrorist on Twitter. -Bruno is said to be a sleepy Twitter terrorist who likely set Isabella up with Emma's hot barista. He has a version of the Death Note book but instead of death it causes a person to become extremely unlucky. This is actually a two meter tall mouse statue. -Pepa and Felix broke up due to Ryan coming during an already poor wedding and causing a male hurricane. -Camilo is still Camilo. -Mirabel is still confused.

I can’t be the only one that felt kinda bad but also busted out laughing at “never should give birth to Bruno” at the end😅🤣

Malinda's awkwardly overextended laugh probably resulted in Emma's hot barista overflowing the coffee cups of several customers thereby inadvertently inflicting them with overflowing brain holes.

FAV LINES "Grandma, take a nap" "Male hurricane" "Began to fear life and Bruno fell asleep" "Tell me my fish will die. Yes, I'm dead" "In connection with winnie the pooh" "Bunny" "Isabella, your girlfriend's here. It's time to dump her" "Bruno doesn't call" "I never should give birth to Bruno"

her laughing instead of 'tss tss tss' just hits me every time

Really love the concept that Dolores can hear Bruno angrily tweeting through the wall. Probably arguing with the rest of the village whenever one of them says that Bruno is evil. On the account @definitelynotbrunomadrigal.

The line "Emma's Hot Barista" is really giving "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" vibes.

Legend has it that this is the true "We Don't Talk About Bruno", because in this version, we don't actually talk about Bruno

Grandma definitely feels like she "never should have given birth to Bruno"

When a Google translated version is better then the Oscar’s version

“I think he is the man of my dreams” “I’m busy” “I have other interests” I LAUGHED SO HARD

I love how the song turns Isabella’s love interest into a girl and then the whole family proceeds to say “Time to dump her!”

I’m still wondering how it went from, “We don’t talk about Bruno.” To “Emma’s hot barista.”

Still laughing at the “appendix” line…especially since it was Caleb…😂😂

Isabella saying “I don’t liiiiike you” instead of “I want not a sound out of you” bluntly represents her feelings towards Mirabel during the whole movie and I live for it

I love how it just jumps from hysterical laughter to "he is a minor terrorist". I was caught so off guard by that

“War irritates our emotions.” I mean, she’s not wrong. We don’t talk about Emma’s hot barista.

This channel was always so hilarious back then, wish that it came back

I literally have not been able to stop emphatically repeating "IT'S A TWO. METRE. SHAPED. FIGURE WITH A MOUSE ON IT" to myself in the week since I listened to this

1:39 “ Grandma and family are always noisy” This line actually makes sense-Dolores has super sensitive hearing and as such simply the day to day activities of all of her family members would be really loud to her

"I never should have given birth to Bruno" LOL that is something that Abuela would have had thought when she was angry at Bruno HAHAHAH 🤣

I first saw this video right after having surgery for appendicitis. The line “my appendix hurts like no other” made me laugh very painfully.

How Dolores says: "Grandma and the family are always noisy" really fits with Dolores

“I never should have give birth to Bruno” Abuela’s mood the whole movie HAHAHA

“Tell me my fish will die.” “Yes, I’m…dead.” These lines are criminally underrated and had me crying in tears 😂😭

Y'know, I miss Twisted Translations. I'm sure Malinda is more creatively fulfilled doing original work, and I would never begrudge her that, but I miss Twisted Translations.

Friend: "Hey, Whats your favorite song?" "Emma's hot Barista." Friend: "Not again."

I just love the image of Dolores talking about her independence while Isabela is fighting with the subtitles

"Isabella your girlfriend is here" "It's time to dump her" is definitely my favourite part of the song 😂😂

This woman literally made a job out of Google translate.......what a legend

"When you write your name, everything goes wrong." Sounds like Death note in a nutshell.

We may not talk about Bruno but we can definitely sing about him. Everything is better when singing.

I just love the last bit at 3:26 when Dolores is randomly laughing in the middle of it 😂😂😂

Bruno's name according to Google Translate: Emma. Ryan. Brunching. Bunny. Chocolate Mountain.

I was just thinking about this yesterday, that "We don't talk about Bruno" would be a perfect song for Twisted translations. What a coincidence. This was hilarious. More chaotic than I could imagine this would get.

I think this is the most chaotic video you’ve ever posted and I am so here for it - I absolutely died when Dolores’ part just laughed hysterically hahahahahahahahahahaha

Headcanon: “Two meter-shaped figure with a mouse on it” was Camilo’s first draft of his verse, until Dolores told him that it sounded stupid.

It's almost a year since you posted this, but I'm so happy you have grown since your first "silly" video, it's been amazing to see this from you! Congratulations on all your successes and I hope you go far!

“Isabella your girlfriend is here, time to dump her” has me laughing so much yeah come meet the family by the way I’m dumping you 😂😂

Isabela in this: "I'm not marrying Mariano. Nope. And I'm breaking up with my girlfriend too. I'm becoming a nun."

I don't know what is more perfect: that Isabella has a girlfriend now or that the next line was about to dump her xD The male hurricane and then Caleb sings that it's a happy day was also good. This song had me crying laughing, thanks for that. You two are awesome!

UPDATE: SHE ACTUALLY RETURNED OMG Still hoping someday this channel will become active again some lucky day.

More people need to talk about when she stares off-screen and just says, “Bunny”. I burst out laughing so hard!

“Give me the truth and the honesty Bruno” *probably the line most accurate to the actual lyric lmao*

It's interesting how many times something simple like "Bruno" became warped into something so different...

As an Emma, I would really appreciate my hot barista back

Loving Caleb just shouting about the two-meter figure with a mouse shape on it while everyone else sings

"Grandma and family are always noisy." "At least, marijuana." "Bunny... Yeah, chocolate mountain... That's all I know about Bruno." "Isabela, your girlfriend's here!" "Why are you talking about Bruno?!" Google Translate does know some interesting things here 👀😆

Clearly, a TWO METER SHAPED FIGURE WITH A MOUSE ON IT is all that was needed to make this song better. I do not know how I didn’t see that before.

Please come back😢 i really miss this funny content, and it been ober a year

Interesting how Caleb gets all the lines about appendixes: Mulan: APPENDIX DOMINATING DEATH This song: MY APPENDIX HURTS LIKE NO OTHER

"I never should give birth to Bruno" Abuela probably would've said this if she's part of the song lmao

that part near the ending of the song (where most the characters sing their parts at once) was really organized, despite the chaos great work Twisted Translations! :)

'I never should give birth to Bruno' is the perfect way to end the song

I like when I can sort of figure out how the mangling of a lyric happened through multiple translations: "I never should have brought up Bruno" probably turned into something like "I never should have raised Bruno", which then became "I never should give birth to Bruno".

The line "Isabella, your girlfriend's here" is going to leave the people in the encanto fandom that thinks shes lesbian paralyzed on the floor

“Isabella your girlfriend is here’’ ‘’Time to dump her’’ Best lyrics ever-

“I never should give birth to Bruno” actually fits Abuela quite well 🤣🤣👌👌

"Isabella your girlfriend is here, time to dump her" got me so bad lol

"Grandma and family are always noisy." Well that was accurate. Dolores could actually say that.

This Isabella is way more interesting, a lesbian nun who smokes marijuana, loves Winnie the Pooh and dislikes Closed Captions? iconic

Thank you for making this video and letting me know the languages you use. I had an idea for a video I wanted to do.

Caleb's facial expressions are priceless ngl Also, "why are you talking about Bruno" summed up our first reaction to this song EDIT: Showed my friends this...their reactions are incredible. Seriously.

I love how some parts of the song are actually kinda accurate, like Dolores saying her family is so loud, and others are so inaccurate it's really funny

Sad to see this channel is dead, but I'm happy that Malinda is advancing her career a lot

"Emma's hot barista" is immediately made better when you remember that Emma from "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" is a barista, and the LATTE HOTTAY

The line "when you write you're name, everything goes wrong" has deathnote vibes 😂

In this version, Isabela is dating a girl, Emma’s hot barista in particular and they plan to get married but Isabela actually wants to use the opportunity to dump her, plus the wedding can’t happen since there’s no cloud meaning there’s no CEO, so they have to call the wedding and cancel it, but Ryan came in with evil plans to ruin everything but he found out his accomplice Cory Burgundy was sharing everything. So Burgundy said ‘Santa’ Which made everyone’s brain holes flow, and it made Abuela sleepy and take a nap, and people found out Pepa’s hurricanes were males, but the day still ended up happy until they started talking about brunching. And Dolores fears her life after Bruno falls asleep but still tweets and tweets every time sand hits the wall so she copes with it by laughing, and she’s worried because she found out Bruno is a small terrorist but no one else in the family knows because they’re too noisy, and the ‘war’ between them irritates her emotions. And for a wedding gift, the family got a two-meter shaped figure with a mouse on it, and if you write your name on the figure, then it has a dream about you and congratulates you for crying. And the woman was told her fish would die but she died instead, the guy got bad appendix pain and the other guy saw that a woman had messy hair. So they all got teachers help with literacy. And Isabela knows her thirst for life and decides to stay in agreement even though she continues to regret it. So she needs reassurance that her skills are better than Winnie the Pooh’s. but Abuela wants her to grow Marijuana. And Dolores thinks that Emma’s hot barista is the one of her dreams but she’s also busy and still has other interests. And Isabela calls Mirabel CC and says that she doesn’t like her, all Mirabel knows about Bruno is that he likes bunnies and chocolate mountains but she wants honesty from him. But after hearing a whole chorus of the bullcrap, she finally understands that everyone’s talking about Bruno when they shouldn’t be and after everyone comments about how Bruno doesn’t call, Abuela decides she shouldn’t have given birth to Bruno Edit:Wow, I wasn’t expecting so many people to like this and give it positive feedback, thanks so much! 😊

When’s there gonna be more of these? I low key miss them.

"Isabela, your gilfriend's here" "Time to dump her" Those are the best lyrics in my opinion.

I love how Bruno seems to be Mirabels son in this version, but all she knows about him is ,, chocolate mountain"

1:38 "Grandma and the family are always noisy" explains Dolores power perfectly

Sigh. I miss these videos. I'm hoping we'll get more soon. Although it's kinda hopeless as it's been a year

"Isabella, your girlfriend's here." "Time to dump her..." Absolutely TOOK ME OUT I am in tears

As if the entire song wasn't chaotic, hearing all of it mixed up at the end was BEYOND chaotic 😂😂😂

"I never should've give birth to Bruno" daaammmmnnnn Abuela tell us how you really feel🙈😂

And here we have the last appearance of Twisted Translations posting.

“Why are you talking about Bruno?” Honesty, that’s my reaction to the original song

"Bunny." "Yes, chocolate mountain." This made me laugh so much.

I gotta say I wasn't expecting GT to burst out of laughter suddenly. That had me dying.

Can’t believe she hasn’t uploaded in 1 year

I believe that when you don't know anything about Bruno, "bunny" and "chocolate mountain" sure CAN be considered enough information

Melinda, your pure voice is extraordinary with such a nice translation!

This is honestly sad if this channel is done But I wish Malinda all the best with her other channel, she is amazing ✨️

Is it just me, or is Google Translate getting much better? Sure, there was still lots of silly nonsense, but more of it seems to be at least in the right general territory than was typical with the older translated songs. Am I wrong for hoping the Google never gets it quite right?

"Happy day, but WHATEVER" in an alternative universe, where Felix is just DONE with his life

Isabella just saying “Hey CC, I don’t like you” is so far from the original yet fits so good

We miss you twisted translations, may you rest in peace

Even google has the “isabela, the lesbian” headcannon

"I don't like you" is literally Isabela in the movie 😂😂

Please come back these made me laugh harder than I ever have before.

2:38 "Tell me, my skills are better in connection to Winnie the Pooh... at least in marijuana" 😂😂😂😂😂 one of my favs

"Isabella your girlfriend's here!" "Time to dump her!" Why did that fit so perfectly and why is it so mean???