Google - Welcome to the Gemini era 

i feel like i'm watching the beginning of a black mirror episode

Every crash/collapse brings with it an equivalent market chance if you are early informed and equipped, I've seen folks amass up to $1m amid economy crisis, and even pull it off easily in favorable conditions. Unequivocally, the collapse is getting somebody somewhere rich.

2004: Google 2024: Go🖊️🧪(Break it down)🖼️✨(Generate)〰️(✏️ Help me write)gle

Google hired the best editors for real 🥶

Instructions unclear: ended up with glue on my pizza

“Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is ÆÆÆÆÆÆ”

The song is Public Service Announcement by Jay-Z

Some person maybe: google assistant kinda mid Google: hold my beer

Bro this literally teaches you to not think for yourself and in result makes you not think deep and LITERALLY slowly dumbs you down. To anyone reading this I would highly advise you to start answering your own questions and do a dopamine detox. Ik it probably sounds boring to you but you will start to think in ways you never have before. Try it and don’t think I’m a “nerd” because it’s a trend to think that in these comment sections. (Edit) In heinsight I was trying to read this from a persons view point that doesn’t understand what I’m talking about, study it I’m not crazy

Ok but where Android 15

Yet my Google nest hub still says there is no music playing right now when I ask to pause it. And youtube still thinks 480p is the "higher resolution" on a 5G network or Wi-Fi 6 network with 1Gbps.

I’m not psyched about what they will do to search. Feels like they are taking my options away and just present exactly what they want me to see (even more so than what they are doing now). The results will be skewed towards whatever companies paid the most. I want my options.

What I really want from Google is reliable software/hardware. I've been running a Pixel 8 Pro and Pixel Watch 2 since release and have not been impressed by the experience. Maybe it's related to your implementation of AI into products...maybe it's cause you fired 12,000 people recently. Who can say? But many apps/features that used to work fine on my Pixel 3 XL have had major issues recently. I want my assistant to reliably set notifications and alarms without creating a new alarm every time I say "Set an alarm for 30 minutes"; if you're going to do this, at least gave me a way to mass delete the ridiculous amount of alarms (used to be a feature, but was removed). I want my phone to connect to the bluetooth in my car without having to restart it. I never want to have situations where text messages stop sending for extended periods of time until I restart the phone. I want wearables that tell you when they're dying, especially when the battery barely last a day (I know this is fixed now, but I couldn't believe the Pixel Watch 2 launched without this.)

When’s the cancellation date?

I hate this ad. The extended wow is so annoying and I'm tired of hearing it on my tv everyday.

Summarising paragraphs so you don’t need to read ? That literally decreases our iq wtf💀💀

As AI becomes the new norm, I would like to see more of the implementations and measures taken towards privacy and security now

I love how you just randomly put shots of blank people say “wow” and some muffled voices of “it’s a new era”. That’s hilarious, not cringe at all

Instructions unclear: I ended up eating the wrong small rocks

0:39 this is creepy as hell

Features: 🗿 Quality: 🤡

Shameless self promotion.

There's a 0% chance Google isn't messing with the likes and dislikes and Comments. Very few if any people are happy about this.

Like Hova said in the song being played. "This ain't a movie dog." A.I. is here for the takeover.

Gemini is still kind of hit and miss. It seems they are rush into AI competition. I tried the Gemini Advanced, but unfortunately it often refuse to answer my questions. I hope they can instead focus on improving their current products. Like making desktop class Workspace Suites for tablet Android, improving Google Sites, improving Jamboard (which they will shut down in October this year), and other productivity tools..

Also gemini: "Pls eat small rock every day!"

all this just for it to say to glue cheese to pizza

Google glasses? 0:18

BYCOTT GOOGLE BECAUSE OF GOOGLE TRACKINGS ADVERTISEMENTS ADS GENOICIDING

I very, and I mean VERY RARELY ever look for the full video for an ad. I just felt like the editing for this one was so fire, I had to watch it again.

I like this but almost nothing is available right now which sucks

Clearly google didn’t see the gpt4o coming in their way

well, according to all the positive comments, at least the fake account bots are happy...

_2024 popular and most _*_powerful 6 AI Language Model_*_ Include:_ * *Claude 3 Opus* [Rank 1] * *GPT-4 Omni* [Rank 2] * *GPT-4 Turbo* [Rank 3] * *Gemini 1.5 pro* [Rank 4] * *GPT-4* [Rank 5] * *Claude 2.1* [Rank 6] _[Note: in Future GPT-4 Omni can default Claude 3 Opus]_

Google has an insane amount of data to work off of and culminate to produce stuff like this so I'm honestly shocked it's taken this long.

AI generated Google Video.

In the end: it will only be Google talking to Google

The AI: wE rEcOmMeNd EaTiNg StOnEs

😂😂chatgpt 4O better then Gemini

52 million views 🤣 that's cheating

Shut down this product already

Great ad. But I doubt it works this good in real life

“Hi I’m Gemini” ✅ “Hi I’m GeminiFouth” ✅✅

Hey Gemini, show me a happy white family. Proceeds to show George Floyd as Santa.

Merge google assistant and gemini thn we'll talk

Google gets kudos alone for song selection Jay Z . Nas would agree

When does this end I only use google for searching macaroni recipies, not make a frikin essay

*Plays Unchained Melody By The Righteous Brothers* "Make Me Say It Again" - You're All I Need

Wow! This is amazing! I'm so excited about these new features!! - this comment is sponsored by google

The Gemini era is here ✨ No ChatGPT anymore😂.

I love and hate AI. Lots of chances and lots of dangers. I'm curious about the future

how about we don't and say we did

STOP PROJECT NIMBUS!

googling so hard rn

ChatGPT better 💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

0:15 Misleading advert, my gemini says "Unfortunately, as a text-based AI, I cannot directly draw images.

Gemini can also create backrooms levels and can consept game (ex: Geminis rooms)

0:16 : not a draw, though

Wait, when are all these features even coming out? I mean the phone as well and not just the computer

~Ya we've😂heard a lot about you😂Gemini AI your better off🤣paused~From all the choices😂😂😂of music intro you chose this🤣🤣🤣for an AI Gemini🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it speaks volume~I don't need to say🤢more~

Bro, Google has hired the best editors on this earth! 😰😨💀

Jay Z Public Service Announcement in 2024 is so nuts this goes hard

Most of this behind the paywall of gemini advanced, ridiculous. Shouldn't the fact that I use a pixel 7 be enough to have the new stuff and cool updates? How much money do you want from me Google? Surely I won't pay a single extra €.

Google i love your phones and products but can you elaborate how gemini failed live on stage twice infront of millions of people??

Since when did google turn into go" with my parents because of a black bear that I have a middle finger on error and I love you too baby girl I love you too "gle

No 4k 8k no HDR Dolby Vision То раньше очень много майнеры энергии потребляли(супер компьютеры) Сейчас супер искусственные интеллекты сотни...

Вся палитра вещества/ Феромон ваяния/ Саксофон ночи и дня/ Вкусы Мироздания//

0:21 Who would even care about Schrodinger's Cat??????

This told me a whole lotta nothing

Is it still generating the results from the trained static model or using RAG to get the up to date info like bing chat !?

Bard felt like a bro, Gemini seems to be artificial 😂🤣

Africa's google ad

Gemini ai is my friend now

0:27 wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, gracias, quiero vivir '-o-

Anyone else slowly getting sick of half-baked AI getting showed down our throats 24/7?

Ok but, you forgot to mention Gemini's closing date

R.I.P. Apple Users 😅 #TeamPixel

Bro dropped the hardest ai edit

What song????

among all the data thiefs you are by far our favourite data thief Google. go and show the other pirates what you are truly made off. excited to see the power of our stolen data

I Love ❤️ Google 🥰

Nah I'll still use Leo instead of your spyware.

2015: Google Now 2018: Google Assistant 2024: Gemini

I used to always ask "when will so and so be available in Hong Kong (maybe even China)?" Now I retreated, I only hope world tech leaders do more open source so that everyone can build on their own (despite all those political BS...)

I will keep my expectations in check until they show Gemini is not against drawing accurate Scottish people.

Ok google!

❤ Google and not just because I own some stock but because the smartest person I know works there who also is my daughter ❤

Still not available in my country :(

Cool. Now imma continue living the same way I used to live.

Is it still racist?

wow, reminds me a lot of a dystopian movie, good luck with privacy

It would have been so cooler if you weren't too woke

my class made fun of me becoz i pronounced it gemin(eye) not gemin(knee) that's when i realised they're a bunch of idiots

Yoooo this is sick

Google, I love your channel so much, I just had to subscribe!

Google-the company pushing the future into motion

who cares...there are so many other problems in the world that actually need attention.

Google dominates the AI world And Samsung just dominates tech world

Now does it actually work or is it as inaccurate as the norsemen