Got BUTT HAIR? Grooming Options (Cheeks and Crack) 

And this is when I clear my history..

*"A man whom cleans his house is expecting visitors"* Never knew what that meant until now...

I genuinely don’t know how my shit hits the water I have so much hair it’s like I’ve created a hammock.

I'm an Indian and I have a tropical forest down there.

he always choses the subjects no one else would talk about 😂😂

When I shave my butt hair my farts sound like clapping

The comments here are legendary. Anti Dingle berry movement is real....

I love how you talk about anything to help us out. Appreciate it bro.

I just shaved my butt with my brother's razor.

I just squat down and start ripping the hair out with my fingers a few at a time. Hurts at first but you get desensitized and immune to the pain afterwards.

I use Nair but I’m a girl and I want silky smooth. Not for everyone but it works for me. My boyfriend looked as though his mother mated with Sasquatch and he wanted to do something about it. I got him a razor with a low guard. Just go in the direction of the hair and you’re good to go. Basically the 5 o’clock shadow look for his whole body, which suits us. Works for anywhere (I do mean anywhere) you have hair you want to groom. Benefit of trimming is no itchiness or ingrowns and still looks masculine.

I like to braid it and then give it an almighty yank.

I'm like really drunk and have no idea how I got here. I was watching cat videos an hour ago...

Absolutely loved the transparency and the video Alpha. A fan since 4 years and proud.

God I’m laughing so hard with some of the comments

I can't ask my mom for money cuz she always ask for what. I'm not gonna be like.. it's for my ass hair

I actually thought about searching about this topic this morning, but RU-vid prevailed and recommended it for me.

8 years later, still helping men everywhere. ✊ freakin love you dude

Everyone is talking about how you’re “gay” if you shave/remove your butt hair, i just don’t like feeling dirty because no matter how much you wipe, you never “feel” clean. it’s like rubbing chocolate pudding into a shag carpet 😂

my mom just walked in while i was watching this video......

they should show this in health class

I actually found using Nair hair removal cream to be the easiest, safest, most effective way. only downsides are that the smell is very pungent, and it takes almost an entire bottle to do one area

I'm glad someones got the conkers to talk about it! Uncomfortable, probably, saving me from those mistakes undoubtedly. Thankyou

It's 3am. I am female. Why am I here

LMAO THESE FUCKING COMMENTS I CAN READ THIS SHIT ALL DAY 😂😂😂

Alpha I'm 23 and shave everything below my neck with a razor... Legs arms, chest... Even butt crack and cheeks. I've learned over the years through trial and error that using body lotion immediately after keeps my skin from bumping up. The amount of acrobatics in the shower to get everything smooth everyday is complex but for me it works and I prefer complete smoothness from shoulders to feet.

After watching several dozen of your videos, its finally time for me to say, its refreshing to see another successful man who literally does EVERYTHING/lives life the nearly EXACTLY the way I do. Including the ass end of things... Keep up the work, Ive learned a couple things from your channel!

i was trimming my pubes with a hair trimmer, and i cut my right testicle with it. the pain was real.

I have more butt hair then pubic hair

How can u not appreciate a man like this.

The realest episode so far. No ads or anythingn(except his ish at the end)

Proof that you can find info on anything on the Internet

my ass hair actually grows out of my cheeks and connects to my beard

Out of all the videos of yours I’ve watch, I’ve never laughed so hard 😂

Who knew this man man will become the legend of his time.❤️

Alpha M for president

ROTFL, I fell down an internet hole... I had no idea it would be a hairy one... What a cool channel for dudes

You sweet thang... I am not a, "dude", but you explain these things..so tastefully. You have an excellent, ' bedside manner'. Enjoy watching your videos. Keep on..keeping on! God Bless

Somehow trying to learn English I ended watching this videos and laughing sooo hard... you sir earned my subscription.

ive seen many of your videos, but this one..... this is what made me finaly subscribe 😂😂😂

Took a shot every time he said "butt". Got drunk enough to try shaving my ass.

Absolutely hilarious yet realistic

Wow .. Thank you Alpha. What a professional and very informative way to discuss this topic.

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard after watching this video and the testicle shaving video.

how the fuck did i get to this part of youtube :/

Watching this in 2020 Great to see how Alpha M improved his video's

From 03:24 onwards, I swear I woke up my family from cracking myself. Daemmn, and when he said am I sweating, and chuckled-a new subscriber was born!

In my teenage years, I used a trimmer to manscape, and nipped myself. Don't use a trimmer on your balls, gentlemen.

Well this is great to hear! Thank you so much

Love it. I've battled butt crack hair for years. Thanks Bro.

This is the best (funniest) video you've ever made!

You are SO RIGHT. When I woke up this morning and thought about all the things I wanted to accomplish today, watching a video on how to groom my butt hair didn't even MAKE the list. And, here we are.

alpha m you the man!!.. this channel is top notch for life's little and big questions, there are tips on everything... 👌👍

7 years ago..this man was no cringe and really be talking nicely rather than yelling at my face

Man it took only your 3 videos for me To make you my idol Awesome man.. Definitely subscribing dude.

Thank you, alpha m. For keeping it real, that's kind of rare where I'm from, but with people like you, it's getting tons better. I find your advices helpful, simple, amusing and to the point enough.

The good thing is you share on any topic in terms of grooming and your fans are not uncomfortable they love it, coz they also need this info but shy to talk abt it

*"A man who cleans his house, clearly expects a visitor!"*

Finally, I needed a video like this

this guy is a feminine version of wolverine

you dont learn this shit in school. this is what life is about! im glad i have never clipped my cinnamon-star..

He allways makes me laugh, no matter what the subject is 😁

Man, you re the best dude in the history of dudes. Many thanks!

this man has no fear talks about shit we all think and wanna know about but mostly dont wanna ask. (claps hands) You the man

You're videos are great cause you cover all the stuff us guys are afraid to talk about. Thanks!

Man enough to talk about! For us of course! Thanks man!

*"When you fall asleep and you leave auto play on"*

Five years and another grooming video later he still has a deep fear for clipping "that which must never be clipped". Please never change alpha :)

I am Chinese, and I don't have body hair. haha, suckers.

This video made me laugh so hard!! Aaron I love that you make these videos because these are all the questions that guys have but are too embarrassed to ask, and creators are too embarrassed to answer. So thank you for this!!

Thanks for the vid , I just wanna share something . When i first shaved my pubes i thought it was the same as my face . No youtube back in those days . So i applied a handful of aftershave . I think i found a place on the moon that day .

Gud to know somebody talking about such problems

Finally! Topics that matter.

Nipple hair 0_0 Lets talk about that Alpha

Alpha...my man...GOD BLESS YOU!!!

This is informative. There's nothing to be shamed about, but thanks for the tips.

Thank you for having the balls (yes pun intended) to talk about taboo subjects like this.

Dude, I cracked up real loud. Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! And yes, he is correct, shaving with a Razor is absolutely NOT a good idea. I did it once when I was Sophomore in High School and that was one hell of a month for me!

alpha, i most likely wont need to do any of these becuase i laughed me butt off. lovin this man thanks for the awesome content

Aaron, you crazy, but very correct. Thanks for a barrel of laughs and great advice, Much love bro!

One thing you missed is using an epilator. Similar to a wax job, but you can do it yourself at home. They have rotating tweezers with no sharp points, so it's very difficult to pinch yourself like with clippers. The first time hurts, because your skin is gripping the hair very tightly, but after that first time, it doesn't hurt as much because as the hair grows out again, the skin hasn't had time to grip it as tightly. If you wait too long between sessions, it will hurt again. Epilating doesn't have the same problems with shaving. With shaving, the tips end up thick and poke. With waxing and epilating, when the hair grows back, the tip is very fine and bends easily, so there is no poking problems.

I laughed my ass off with this one. I know every single feeling you described!

I was on my way to bed and I don't know how I ended up watching this. But also, you can use removal cream. not for the crack! The cheeks. The one for sensitive skin. And after a little bit of itching and redness it heals and stays away for 3 months. One problem is you might clog the bathtub drain. Looking at the list of videos on my recommended I think I'll subscribe.

I respect you for tackling this reality.

True wisdom for all men to listen to. Merry christmas!

Waxing works great. Like he said, it delays regrowth, but he forgot to mention that also the hair does not grow back with the sudden cut-off edges that result from shaving, so the hairs aren't nearly as annoying when they grow back (if you even notice at all).

This man got some balls to talk about this shit... I totally respect that

Actually very proud I searched this up to benefit myself

Some of us women love hair on a man. Just groom, don't shave. :)

I've been hair free for awhile but this guy had me rolling

I have cleaned up my butt and lags as you advised. I feel very good now! Thank you.

That was hysterical dude!! 😂 Great job man

lmfao. how can u dislike this guy.. haha you must be a comedian bro

I know that feeling bro, after the only time I did it, it felt like having sandpaper in there, really puts off your mood.

i shaved down there before i watched this now i'm gonna cry myself to sleep

Not sure if I'm watching this from lack of sleep or what but this shit is funny as hell🤣 I recommend using the smallest guard you can find

I've never laughed so hard but man you rock !!! I'm a new subscriber for sure and I'm not ashamed to say so lol

Hey Alpha honestly i just wanted to freak my dad out by sending him a weird ass link but to my surprise i actually laughed at it myself😂😂

I'm not entirely sure how I got here but I sure am glad I did. XD gods I love this guy.

omg, this is hysterical! i have no idea how the heck i found this, but i am glad i did, cuz it was my first lol in a few days