I love Graham Norton. He has the best night show on the planet with the best guests. So laid back and absolutely hilarious. So much better than the night shows here in the United States. So much here is political. Even if it wasnt an upcoming election year.
It's seems to be a very rare celebrity who's interested in any stories a normal person can tell. On one end you have the type who clearly can't stand that the attention isn't on them for one moment and on the other end you have those who seem to regard them as some kind of rare and exotic species.
Here's a fully translated version. Starting at 8:27 ("afters" means "dessert" by the way). _"Yeah, what happened was, it was about five years ago and we'd just gone back to school in January - I've got my new suit, I always like to get a new suit for the new year - yeah naturally - and what happened is I've gone into the canteen as normal because I always like to eat with the pupils and then go out on duty. So, I've gone down, it's my favourite there's a little roast dinner, so I've gone into the queue, nice small bit of lamb, roast potatoes, greens, gravy and I thought to myself, because normally I don't get an afters so I thought I'll have a little afters, little bit of apple pie and custard, lovely, so I've got that, got my little tray, walked round to where you go to get the forks and knives, and as I've gone round, there must've been a bit of water, didn't see the water, my foot's gone, I thought sh*t, I'm going over, and it went in slow motion, I can still remember it, it was slow motion, and I've got the tray, I'm thinking "I've got to hold that tray". I've gone over, my back's hit the floor, the tray's gone over, I've got gravy, custard, apple pie and a little bit of lamb."_ (cont'd)
_"and as I've looked up through the gravy and the custard, I can see a hundred teenagers going 'Sir's gone over, Sir's gone over!' and that's my story Graham."_