GRANDMOTHER SIMULATOR 

“HELLO GRANDMA!” *Boots the baby across the hallway*

“Oh nan, I know u like tea” *throws kettle at nan’s face* I’m dead 🇬🇧 😂😂

“THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER” *i lost it*

Daz: "On NAN i know you like your tea !" Grandma : *dies* Me: *pissing myself laughing for 10 minutes straight*

When the grandma went flying up the wall i fell of my chair laughing- i was actually sobbing😂😭 daz please do another one...-

Daz: “na- WHATS SHE DOIN” Nan: *becomes possessed and crawls on walls*

"she doesn't even look old , she just look hard done by"🤣

3:54-4:11 I had a laugh attack, then went on life support 💀

Grandma boots baby downstairs, Daz whispers under his breath “stupid nan thinking she can do all her tasks..”

"WHAT SHE DOING.... OH MY GOD THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED" i laughed so hard that i could breathe😂😂😂😂

No one: Daz: “jumpin, on my nan, jumpin, on my nan

who else is watching this 3 years later?

“Why is my grandmother invisible?” Sounds like a name for a Disney Channel original movie

5:33 I’ve replayed that part so many times. It never gets old 😂 I almost peed myself the first time. I’m still crying 🤣

“She’s dead. She’s dead now” My parents every time they come home and the dishes aren’t done.

I like how you just throwed the teapot straight at her face that was amazing

Daz: “JUMPING ON MY NAN, Jumping on my Nan....” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Is that a grenade? Oh nan"😏

“Oh gosh....that’s a face only a mum could love” 😂

"Jumping on my nan, jumping on my nan" never thought I'd hear that sentence in my life

“Oh nan, I know you like your tea” - *throws kettle at nan’s face* -

*"THE ----- WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER"* "She's gonna be the first grandmother on Mars" I can't

“NANS ON THE RAMPAGE” imagine how terrifying a group of grandmothers running ( fast walking ) at you would be

I've been depressed and this just made me laugh so much thank you daz

It’s 1 in the morning and I’m trying not to wake everyone up with my laughter 😂

3:52 I almost peed myself laughing 😭😂 “tHiS hOuSe Is PoSsEsSeD”

“Welcome back and today we are a grandma” 😂😂 not even a minute in and im laughing

4:55 you can actually kick an infant through a window it's just illegal

I was dying the entire time “I am a baby with a grenade...oh Naaannnn”

“ JESUS CHRIST SHE WENT SOUTH OF THE WINTER” “ JESUS THIS PLACE IS POSSESED”

0:50 WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED AT THAT- I CANT BREATHE 3:51 IM CRYING

Anyone here in 2024

“OH MY GOD... SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE LITERALLY!!!”

"she kicked me out the house literally" I thought grannies were nice

“That’s a face only a mum could love” - Daz 2020

8:13 grandma knows Karate

"I just pierced her heart how is she not dead?!?":Gets kicked and is sent to mars😂😂😂

When he was kicked out of the window and his face. That is a diamond moment

“OH JESUS SHE KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE... LITERALLY“😂😭 I’ve watched this so many times and it just gets funnier

i lost it when the grandma was acting possessed and watching dazs reaction 😭

“She kicked me out of the house literally” SHE BISH SLAPPED YOU yeeeeeeet

DAZ:THIS HOUSE IS POSSESSED ME:IM CRYING 😂😂😂

“oH nAn I kNoW yOu LiKe YoUr TeA” *throws tea at head* *Nan falls* “HoLy GiVe ThAt bAcK tHaTs PoWeRfUl” *does it again*

4 years later this videos iconic

“NaN wHAt u DOinG on ThE CeiLInG !!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂I legit can’t ‘Edit - omg thanks for all the likes🥺🖤’

The way he just goes 'oh granny' whenever he finds a weapon 😂😂😂

5:31 we all needed this laugh, THANK YOU DAZ!!!!

Daz is so amazing I was very mentally unstable and I watched one of Daz's vids and I have never smiled so much in my life he has gotten me out of a very dark stage in life and I'm so glad that you are on this planet, Daz if you are seeing this I love you so much (no homo) you have helped so many people get out of very dark places and I am one of them so thank you very much💕

“She’s going to be the first grandma on mars” I LOST IT 😂

“I aM a BaBy WiTh A gReNade!” 👈well that just sums up 2020. 😂x

"I just pierced her heart how is she still alive " 1 sec later "u stupid old woman" XD daz❤

Daz: How's it going Dazzlers? Subtitles: Oscar does less but does games.

"I've just pierced her heart, how is she alive?!" The words my fake friends say..

“THE BTCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER” omg

Daz: “you can’t throw an infant through a window” ALSO DAZ: *throws a throwing knife*

Imagine a old lady lands in your yard and then just casually gets up dust off and says “excuse me I just need to kick my grandson down a hallway and put a window on the second floor”

"THE B***H WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!" 😂😂 omg Daz, I'm crying right now 😂

3:14 Daz: ‘’oh a throwing star’’ Naruto fans: ‘’it’s an kunai‘’

0:46 Daz: "Hey grandma, what you got in your hand." Sprays in face with bugspray and punts put the window across the hallway!! I laughed for a little to long at this .

When she was flying had me laughing😂

“She kicked me out the house LITERALLY” 😂 Edit:omg thank you all for so many likes!! 💓

“What’s she doing? This place is possessed!” I can’t I just can’t 😂😂

Nan: "Kicks out the window" Daz: "THAT OLD BISH" HAS ME DYING

Nan: “crawling on ceiling” Daz: THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED 😂 Me:dying of laughter 😭😭😂😂😂😂

I feel like a psychopath for laughing about a baby getting kicked out of the house and flying out the window....

"she's about to be the first grandmother on mars" IM CRYING AHAHA

3:50 “OH GOD THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED!!!” lmao I’m dying rn 😂😂😂 Why did she fly up the wall like that tho

4:40 killed me like the way she turned then just fell, and the sound she made😂😂😂😂

“She flew down south for winter!” I can’t with Daz-😂😂

“That’s a face only a mum can love” 😂💀me

Do play more of this, I laughed so hard when the grandma became "possessed" lmao😂

Daz's british accent makes his videos 99% better

”that’s a face only a mum can love” I’m crying 😂 edit: thanx for pointing out the grammar! :)

Imagine being the post man going to deliver a parcel and u hear: "I know u like ur tea nan" then u hear a "DONGGGGG" I think i wouldve either pissed myself laughing or pissed myself out of pure fear ;-; and a manic laugh coming a few seconds later lmao

Daz:SHE HIT ME LIKE A FOOTBALL! Me:WHAT?!?!

5:38 “THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER” That had me die laughing 🤣

"OH JESUS, SHE KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE. LITERALLY."

"Shes about to be the first grandmother on mars" 💀💀💀

I literally couldn't breathe through parts of this. I needed my inhaler. 😂😂

okay, how is no one questioning the fact that the grandma just got yeeted to mars and ended up watering the plants two seconds later...

"She's gonna be the first grandma on mars"

Daz : ‘OH HEY GRANDMA’ Grandma: ‘I’m going to end this man’s whole career’

I lost it when he shouted “nans on a rampage” 😂😂

No one not a single soul Daz: “that’s a face only ur mother could love”

When he chucked the kettle DaZ: ha nan I know you like you’re tea Grandma:walks towards DaZ DaZ:arhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap

The thumbnail is just cracking me up with daz as a baby😂😂😂

My dyslexic ass read this as “GRAND-MOTH SIMULATOR” and I was like tf is the world now

"Shes bout to be the first grandmother on Mars" 💀

Daz: “Today I Am a Grandma” Me: “o- wow- o-okay.. Is there something you haven’t Told us Daz?..”

Daz: enough of this vase throwing bullshit Also daz: **grabs vase and throws it at grandmother** (6:27 roughly)

"Oh, Oh gawd, thats a face only a mom could love" LMAOOOO

it’s so amazing how he does the smallest thing and we’re automatically laughing our heads off

“Oh my god that’s a face only a mum could love” Daz black 2020

idk why but my heart broke when one of the tasks was heart medication. love your simulator videos!!! love ya daz

daz: hey grandmama, what you got in ur hand? *boots him out the window*

Why does dad not comment on the fact that the “grandmother” is just a grown man in a skirt

“IS SHE GONNA BE THE FIRST GRANDMA ON MARS?!” I can’t breathe

“Oh nanny. Nanny darling” 🤣😂🤣. Sounds so evil.

Omg when she was glitching on the roof I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂

My favorite quotes of this video: “Oh God this place is possessed” And “The Bitch went south for the winter!”