Granny's Disciplinary Hearing | Foil Arms and Hog 

Yes, that was looking a bit likely for a while there

Haha 😸🤣

Haha cheers

As an OT in training, this is everything I need to know about how capacity works 😜

The way it immediately cuts after she says that just makes it a thousand times better.

That struggle is real. People who have lived for 80+ years are not allowed a single drop of wine (or spirit) during their last years, just because they can't clean their apartment and go shopping on their own. People who are very clear of mind, and extremely bored, and have some fond memories of dinners with wine or a slouchy afternoon with a glass of Whiskey, are not allowed to do what anyone should be allowed in that position. remember and reliving the good old days.

Heaven forbid you steal her biscuit

She doesn’t seem like the type to hide it.

@@anndevries8267 it's probably pinned over her bed and every time a new nurse annoys her she writes the name down for them to see

@@bearo8 Or maybe put her higher in the list

bold of you to assume she doesnt kill her enemies on the spot

That has to be my favourite line😂

Gran was definitely a revolutionary. Very mobster answer.

@@jenniferpeterson1338 Gran is the OG mobster

Yeah... like bodies!! O.O

Good and bad to know

I feel you, same here. XD

I really sympathize. My grandma punched another resident over a game of Rummy. The home banned her from the games room. Then they took the residents on an outing and Grandma got drunk! She sent a selfie to my Mom! Hilarious, yet haunting.

I also work in a care home and my granny is a resident there. I love this! 😃. In fact, I’m going to share it with my residents, hopefully it will just give them a laugh rather than any new ideas!

@@sebutters75 they could probably give you ideas if truth were known. But that would be letting the cat out of the bag. 😝

Yes!

😆😆😆

Don’t u know their part-time jobs are playing Disney characters at the theme park?

This wins in the category of "most romantic comment"! 🌹

I read princesses. 🙈

Yes, me too

Agree! For my last MRI it took the hospital 7 sticks and three different staff. I was black and blue on both arms for days.

@@Cmallon81 for my last operation they wanted to give me epidural anesthetic. Took ‘em seven sticks and they still didn’t get it in my spine. If yo7 think getting stabbed fruitlessly in the arm is bad, imagine literally being stabbed in the back...

@Nicky L LOL. I am very pale but no freckles. I am definitely labeled as a hard stick.

@@JasperJanssen 😳 That sounds horrible!

No problem! It was actually a suggestion in the comments of the last one

Oh yes, we need more of Granny 'issues' Geraghty.

@@foilarmsandhog You are so good at giving the people what they want!!! Love it!

The 'Putting up with Gran' was stuck in my head yesterday 😂

I love that Kevin's now a conspirator, not a stooge

Yes, possibly or a revolutionary

now we need "Granny: The younger years"

Sure wasn't she causing all sorts of shenanigans east of the berlin wall. Pre 1990s.

@@MrCan245 yesss!

She definitely was a hardcore anti free stater.

Ahh you're too kind

Absolutely!!

And I’m so late discovering them! Better late than never.

I actually found them right at the beginning of the lockdown (Quarantine Maths Class), and thank god I did

@@d_mon9631 Same!! That was my first FAH video too, and now I can’t stop watching.

Granny has more bridges burned than hot dinners these days

I think Kevin as Oisin's cousin is much better.

Oh you

@@foilarmsandhog haha! FAH! It's 3:30 am here, but when I saw this video, I knew I could go another few minutes awake just to watch it

Same! :D

@@thepocketlion6470 that’s dedication for you.

Thanks Pal!

Good idea

@@foilarmsandhog plot twist Mrs Geraghty is Anne's mother in law. That's why her grandchildren Kevin and Oisín look so alike.

@@isobellabrett love it

So much YAAASSSS. Start them as civil with catty repartee, descending into flat out (of course, veiled) hatred [Anne: I cannot STAND that woman], that could go for years; til they eventually see the likeness in one another, like Kevin n Gran.

Yes that would be AMAZING! She could be a distant relative Anne feels she has to visit "I can't stand they woman"

haha, you're right, a new catch phrase for her

I see the beginning of new merch!

Have to include merch for Have you tried the lake... and Merely a coincidence....

@@jenniferpeterson1338 "You've Changed" 😂😂

@@daftirishmarej1827 don't forget the "Well,"

My ma has commanded me not to tell anyone when she gets vaccinated because they’ll figure out she’s over 85.

amazing

My granny wrote down her age and passed it to a doctor when she was going for her hip op, this was after she told him it was none of his business.

@@Belzedar: Now, I wondered if anyone was going to do that! My big concern is that the Australian government seems overly nosy in regard to the whole process. They began with "we just want to collect the postcodes of the people being vaccinated, so that if there are any gaps, or areas where people aren't taking up the vaccine, we can come up with some strategies to overcome the problem," to "Vaccinators _must_ record every vaccine given in the national vaccination register within 24 hours."

@@Belzedar Thanks for the laugh!

haha

true, same

@@ihazshort8093 for now

lmaoooooo

You say that, my school's given me more homework than I was having to do before the holidays :(

Came here to say the same thing.

It's either playing along or taking her home to live with him. Rather give her the booze and get out of there 😎

I'm sure genetics are involved....😯

@@gittebjerrebraae8382 Yeah, I think he´s taking after her, and I kind of like that they sort of made up for the last time and she did not bite him this time :-).

@@finehomemadewine dyou have any idea how batshit that sounds without context 😂

Did FAH know and pinch the idea for Evil Gran?!!!!

Dear @@daftirishmarej1827 , don't think so, Foil Arms and Hog and I didn't have a talk about my Mad Granny😅. Plus I don't think she was/is the only Nonagenarian, that acts on their deepest impulses 😉✌🏻.

Now that's dedication! 😂 Just be careful my friend

@@susanna3295 Aww thanks XD FAH's comedy is worth it haha!

Really? Don't fall! - what county are you in?

@@foilarmsandhog Arms, thanks for caring haha! The country's called Zambia ( And don't worry about the falling thing! I'm well fortified by thick sturdy branches XD ) Love your vids!

Love this comment. It makes me feel world really is just one big village

I'm really sorry for your loss...

I'm very sorry to hear about that

Only found this hilarious trio a couple of days ago. I hope you are beginning to come to terms with the loss of your Grandma. May she rest in peace.

Absolutely, he won't make the same mistake the next time

He shld take lessons from that nurse I had at Moorfield's Eye Hospital. I had bruises from the plaster, but you wldn't even notice the needle prick, I hardly felt it.

Thanks Hanne

Great to hear Kate

Check her attic for a dodgy portrait 😂

Daily Revenge Routine

she's apparently pickled and preserved in Gin!

@@christineagnew7372 Like Queen Mum, who lived up to 101 years on that healthy diet

@@foilarmsandhog : what if this were to catch on in the Home? 🤔 Either no one dares cross Gran or it escalates and things start to get competitive. I admit I had a relative in a home once where visits consisted of hearing the latest cutthroat gossip and judgement. 😬😲🤫 I like the Evil Gran version better - at least she’s taking an active role, staying sharp and enjoying herself. 😁 The Daily Revenge Routine: the replacement for the daily crossword and soduku!

Imagine Granny was once innocent like Kevin used to be. But then she met her mother in law

You're right, i mean she's not going to change...

Kevin couldn’t take Gran’s antics anymore and fell into the dark side by cooperating.

@@ktangard Sounds like a great slogan actually... just don't know for what kind of campaign.

@@ktangard 😆

Yes, she's made of tough stuff. Staying alive to punish others i reckon

@@foilarmsandhog She's been around since 1445 🙌🏻

2020 is no match for Evil Gran! 😁

Oh god

That one's funny!! (I mean, yea, I know, wasn't a bit funny at the time) but to be fair... it's kind of hilarious!

@@richiehoyt8487 I know what you mean 😂 Before telling that story to other people I usually always say "okay, it's not funny...but it is funny." 🤣 I then proceed to laugh my way through the entire thing 😆

That IS funny as a joke. But not in real life as the run-over woman. Imagine her foot never healing anymore. All because of narcissistic grandpa.

can't beat a bit of improv

@@foilarmsandhog It was excellent 😬👏

@@foilarmsandhog oh you so planned that, Arms

haha

Cheers! Mine wakes me up at 6 in a blind panic i've made a mistake with the upload

I don't believe it... really? is there anyone like this?

@@foilarmsandhog a couple are just bored I think but there's one who's definitely worse. 98% are absolutely lovely people! Loved the sketch BTW, so hilarious!!

​@@foilarmsandhog There were plenty of Grans AND Gramps in the residential care home I volunteered at a long time ago! The Grans and Gramps were usually elderly people that were just like Gran, but they were probably narcissists and I predict that their adult children put them in the home and never came to visit them unless they absolutely had to because they were such awful parents to them when they were growing up and all throughout their adulthood. D': The elderly residents at the home who were nice people though were the only ones that I noticed who recieved visits from their relatives, children, and grandchildren. I myself had a grandmother who was just like Gran, but she passed away a long time ago and I don't miss her that much. :'D But this was a fun sketch as always, Foil Arms and Hog! Keep up the amazing work! = )

@@foilarmsandhog Yes. We know one such resident! “If you find all those records ripped up it was nothing to do with me...”

There are a few..

@@foilarmsandhog a few he says

@@foilarmsandhog patreon pretty please☺️

*squeals in patreon*

And “extra bits” that didn’t make it into the sketch!

She really is terrifying 😂

Haha thanks

No problem, we're committed to doing it every week! Hog's pleasure

Actually, yes - thanks - probably has many uses - hard of hearing, etc. For me it often helps if something is said softly or quickly that I don’t quite catch (and as you know, EVERY word is critical in these sketches!) and if I’m unable to grasp what they say due to the accents they use or words they use that are unique to whatever language they’re speaking in, including their Irish English. So, yes, definitely a BIG thanks to always including the subtitles! 🤗❤️💕 (I’ve learned quite a few Irish English expressions and words from these sketches thanks to the subtitles and google!)

It was a slow process, but he's gone to the dark side

@@foilarmsandhog but Gin is clear! Wouldn't the dark side be Whiskey?

To a bad end i'd say

What's he put in that gin?!!!

@@foilarmsandhog He is going the way of Michael in the Godfather. Started out a nice boy but then The Family (Gran) forced him in a new direction.

@@foilarmsandhog : Curious what the conversations between Kevin and his wife and/or kids are re: Evil Gran. 😁

@@foilarmsandhog : Evil Gran could be a side character in Squatters! 😁 (either must be dealt with / related to because of work, family or known associate or enemy of another elderly family member, or “something”! ).

She'd have the locks changed in a jiffy

She's a lovely old woman

@@foilarmsandhog 😆 You gotta love her 💘

@@ktangard 😱 living in a home full of dithering old folks is the perfect disguise

She's great at making evidence disappear

@@foilarmsandhog I mean, just look at that hole in the Serenity Garden!

@@foilarmsandhog "Have you tried the lake?"

@@mitaalishukla 😄😄😄😄

Love to go there.. possibly in summer

@@foilarmsandhog Bring bug spray. A case or two.

Me too, or at least her friend

Beats “wearing purple” any day. 😁

@@foilarmsandhog ha! Yeah - you’re either her “friend” or you end up in the lake or the serenity garden. And that’s AFTER all the things that led up to that!

It had me in stitches 😆

Hugs back, how cold is it there now Daria?

@@foilarmsandhog in my city Samara (it's not far from Moscow, on the Volga River) we "enjoy" true winter. It's been about 25-30 minus for three weeks already. And it's gonna be even colder next week. It's usual for my region, but such low temperatures happen rarely, I mean they don't stay for long. I'm gonna celebrate my birthday tomorrow with a big bottle of smth made in Ireland I think 😁 just to get warm. How is it going in Dublin? Rainy and warm weather?

@@dariabutorova6616 it’s currently 6 degrees Celsius and we’re going to have rain tomorrow. We also had rain last night. -25 or -30 is hard to imagine.☃️

Think that was the funniest part of the whole video!

That was just coincidence!

@@richiehoyt8487 🤣🤣

@@daftirishmarej1827 hahaha!

Thanks Ghost

great question... or maybe she was just making the hole

Thanks Christine!

She'll outlive us all

Mostly she's keeping everything she can get her fingers on.

@@foilarmsandhog Have you seen Caolam Turner's profile picture?

The PERFECT Irish sentence Caolam Tuner.

@@foilarmsandhog Outlive us all and have a G&T on our graves!

Couldn't wedge it in

From her POV he's changed for the better this time 😏

my favourite line 😄🤣😅

@@foilarmsandhog was a bit sad it wasn’t in there, but I understand. There wasn’t really a place to put it.

@@schattentaenzerin most definitely 😂