Between Stan and Doofenshmirtz, I'm convinced that show creators who voice characters in their own shows write lines like this just because they want the fun of saying them.
The best part is that he does have a ladder if you go to the unconvincing or whatever that episode is called Wendy takes them up to the roof via ladder 😂😂
we also got 2 other iconic quotes from that same episode "is it legal for a child to wear that much makeup?" and "Soos would it be wrong to punch a child?"
I imagine they are both saying it because if the armageddon became a reality, the world economy would crash. Banks would stop operating, bills would stop being print, and the world would revert back to the the old currency of trade, in which Gold had the highest value. I mean think about it.
Fun fact: When Stan says “Burn the child,” his lips mouth “Blind the child”, which was his original line before disney made them change it-the animators didn’t seem to get the memo
@@cyrv. It’s a lot less heavy to say a ray of light is going to ‘burn’ a kid, and not specify how intense the burn would be, than to plot about dealing the irreversible damage blinding a child with a magnifying glass and the sun would cause. Also probably don’t want Timmy to use his laser pointer on his friends and call this show his inspiration when he’s in the principals office
the scene in Little Dipper episode, when Gideon said, ''MY LIGHT!'' to Stan (he actually meant the light that can zoom in and zoom out things) and he replied, ''You are the light of my life too.'' before closing the door got me laughing so hard. GOSH I LOVE THAT MAN.
another iconic quote: Dipper: Pacificas awful, and I'm not lying, I'd say that to her face. *insert nock on door* dipper opens door Pacifica: I need your help. Dipper *blank faced*: you're the worst *SLAMS DOOR* iconic.
“IM GIVING NON OF THIS TO CHARITY” I absolutely love that, it’s crazy how the developers of a kid show went that far in a joke. I absolutely love Gravity falls the jokes come out of no where!
1:57 „Sometimes I think, is this all there is? Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punchline? That we‘re all just biting our time until the sweet sweet release of death?“ The background music completes this scene perfectly
"My ex wife still misses me... but her aim is gettin better" is a quote that my little brother and I STILL quote on the regular to this day. We heard that when I was in 4th grade and he was in 2nd. Now I'm a college student about to get my first apartment and he's about to graduate high school, still saying the same shit. Love that.
“You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.” - Stanley Pines Gets me every time. 😂💀
That, and him and Bill have eerie, weird ass sayings like ''buy Gold before the apocalypse" and do that "Eeny meeny miney YOU" thing. They both call Ford "Sixer" and sing "We'll meet again" at some point. That and they're both voiced by the same guy. There's so much more sketchy, disturbing stuff between Bill and Grunkle Stan but if you wanna know all of it watch Matpat's Video on it (on Film theory). With everything in the show I can't tell if that's forshadowing for something much darker or if Alex Hirsch is meming on us since he voices both of them XD
Intentionally. My theory is, Alex Hirsch is in this world and can take for of any character he (voice)acts, including in other cartoons, explaining their similarity and all-knowing-ness. He is THE almighty god and THE bad guy. Bill wasn’t the end.
"We have the incredible sack of mystery. When you put your money in, it mysteeriously disappears." "Oh of course!" "Woooow!" "That makes perfect sense!" All Grunkle Stan scenes are perfect
“They say keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That’s why I keep 10 guns in the house, in case any maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.”
Some of my favorite Stan lines: "There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves." "OW! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone. I can swear for real! **Inhale.** SON OF A-" "**Sees himself in the mirror.** AGH! Wait- Is this curse ugly or normal ugly?" "The plan is to just sit here and eat brown meat until we run out. Then I vote we eat the gnomes."
If you think about it, Bill Cipher is one of the most quotable because people are trying to figure out the sense behind his madness. Everyone else is because they are shocking, relatable, or funny. 😇
"Your wax figures turned out to be evil, so we fought them to the death." "I decapitated Larry King." "GAH! HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait...I'm alone...I can swear for real! (inhale) SON OF A--" (Dipper stops the tape)