One of the saddest quotes from his upcoming Dark Side of the Ring episode: "He could still kind of give them one of these...but he just couldn't give them one of those anymore."
Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order? "Yeah, gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of these, and gimme one of those!!!" Would you like fries with that? "AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!"
As Jesse Ventura once observed, people in Parts Unknown are always wearing masks for some reason. He also said there are apparently no scales there because nobody ever knows what wrestlers from Parts Unknown weigh.
I visited there once, didn't know I was there until after I arrived. Gained a ton of weight the first day, then lost it all right before I left. I mean literally ALL of it. I was zero pounds as I floated out of town. Fun fact: It's actually the only way to leave. There's not really much to eat there. The masks denote who is related to who.
This promo right up there with Ultimate Warrior, Missing Link, the Berserker and other "Parts Unknown". Undertaker was originally from Death Valley, which is a legit place so he went on to be legendary
Dude like imagine if this dude was never given a name. Had no theme song, just him angrily marching to the ring with multiple people trying to hold him back. And he just beat the crap out of people and refused to elaborate.
@@cecilnewson8876we got a jokester in here guys. Let's give him a good laugh so he comes back with more. Lol Dusty Rhodes couldn't cut a promo to save his damn life. If he could maybe he'd have become somebody and made an impact. He had potential in ring, but his boring interviews always killed interest in his matches so he never drew a dime. I feel like his promos held him back and are the main reason his impact on the industry was minimal. That's why his legacy isn't ever brought up. Unlike this guy. You know, the one in the video. Whatever his name is. How is he not in the Hall of Fame?
@@morgancook5000 the entire video didn't upload for some reason. After this cuts off, the manager actually says "his name is i give him one of these and i give him one of those." I swear to god
" I'd like a quarter pounder combo with a coke." " Oh yeah? Raaaarr, I'll give you one of these ..hamburgers and I'll give you one of those... small fries... raarr, raarr, and here's your cup - raaaaar! Have a nice day or I'll give you one of these!... "
I will never, ever, EVER not click on this. EVER. From herein anytime this is in my recommendations it will get clicked. _Guaranteed_ . The very definition of "must see TV".
I have watched this a dozen times and shared it at least that many times ! Not exaggerating - I'm crazy grateful I stumbled upon this gold nugget. "Favorite"!!!
Ah, yes, my favorite masked wrestler, "AUGHH!!!" I don't understand why the interviewer was having any trouble with him, he clearly put his name out there.
This is fantastic! In less than a minute, these three gentlemen very proficiently and succinctly demonstrate why I'm addicted to professional wrestling!
"The Sinister Minister of Fear" is my Father...he's still alive and well. We aren't sure about the other two guys. We are both having a lot fun seeing these old clips from back in day. Much more of this on the Salovdi Wrestling Channel if you guys want to take a look.
@mmaphilospphy...that is the "Sinister Minister of Fear" from the 80s...who is almost 70 years old now. His gimmick was replicated by the ECW guy who went by the Sinister Minister (not "of fear").
@@gradyjohnson7853 Wow same here but at Disneyland! Back in the late 90’s they pushed their own. They woke us up at 6:30am at the Disney Hotel. Needless to say we never went after that awakening😂🤬
@mauricesoulis1590 that was probably the same place. Go thru the spiel thru 4 handlers, and every time the round gets tougher. And they more or less insult you, and I think that they honestly can't believe you would say no. They parked us at the edge of the property like a mile and a half away and drove us back to the conference hall at the crack of dawn. And we saw maybe two couples walking and didn't think much anything about it. But after like 4 hours they showed us the door and guess what no ride back to the car. I called it the walk of shame. I was so damned mad. When they sold one ,bells went off like you hit the lottery. But it was really for them. I half expected them to carry us to the top of the building and throw us off. The people we dealt with were downright ugly when we told them no. This was in 2008 before the big crash. I am glad I didn't cave. I almost did but then they passed me off and then I was going to poke them in the eye. They are a bunch of you know what.
@@gradyjohnson7853 I’m in Bay Area but there was a famous LA auto dealer called Cal Worthington- big tall southern dude with a big hat. His dealership had one entrance n one exit but the way u got out (or escaped) was u had to run over spikes. Also notorious for throwing yer trade in keys on the roof or mysteriously misplacing them😂 The good old days of fighting at the auto dealers- I miss that🏆
I'm sure in some upcoming interview Hulkster will drop one of his infamous fat lies and say he taught this guy all he knew about one a deez and a coupla doze, brother
@@mcentepede this could have been some warrior influence. Warriors intergalactic ramblings looking like human trenbulone was actually epic as a youngster to see 👁️
This tireless beast could GO. The 60 minute draws he had with the likes of Flair and Race are legendary! And if you haven't seen his AJPW run.... well, Hansen and Vader did their best to fill his shoes, but two men can only do so much.
Jumpin Jeff Farmer has been dethroned as the king of wrestling promos. This guy turned the tables on Jumpin Jeff in a wrong way. Jeff's gonna be...................mad, now.
@killjoydklown Absolutely! But bad news for Richie Rouge or Dynamite Keith Watkins. That guy would tear them apart. I bet the brutal, Vicious, intimidating, rapist, pedophile Wild Bill Ash would love to have him as a tag team partner.
Could someone please name this guy and tell me the match he was talking about. I need to know if he indeed gave his opponent, "One of these and one of those."
I am so glad the manager came in for some clarification. I fully grasped he was going to give 'im one a these, but I needed to hear again he was gonna give 'im one a those.
Proof that professional wrestling is not a stage show. I felt every bit of the pathos and emotional conveyance when he said, “arrrrggghhhhhh!” He meant every word too.
I almost didn’t click on this video, thought “nah. I’ve heard better for sure” but I was wrong. I found gold. The only thing funnier than this was the comment saying his finisher was the “why I outta” 🤣
I left my kids at home alone to see this guy wrestle in person. When CPS saw this promo, they were disgusted that I didnt bring the kids to see such a once in a lifetime star live.....
Dusty Rhodes "hard times" Promo? Steve Austins king of the ring "Austin 3:16" promo? Scott Halls "You want a war?" promo? Hogans NWO heel turn promo? CM Punk's pipe bomb promo? Amateurs!
