Greek Gods & Heroes as Vines #1 

I wonder why they don't bother to have it going

*SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAY*

And morpheus at the background casually moping around HAHAHAH

I once had this fever dream where one day Zeus got tired of everyone's shit and punished all the gods turning them into mortals and now they have to run a hotel where the main characters are Apollo ( Kelso and Barney but gayer ) and Hermes ( basically a mix of Jim and Chandler ) also Dionysus ( ...he likes getting drunk )

Idk I just love the trio Hermes, Apollo, and Dionysus

Lmaooooo😂😂😂 Also luv your pfp💜

Hi army 💜

Sameeeeee also ARMY

One more like and you'll have 1k

@@jackiegonzalez6814 Ew kpop stans

Reading about Roman civilians is meta af.

Ancient youth... sounds like a band lol

C:

FUmarc Wait, what do you mean by that?

Ikr

Or the one percent of halfbloods that have faith in the gods

@@madlad7565 that's a weird description of zeus's kids but ok

Mad4Boi 7 totally agree

What about the Giants?

Jim Kol or the premordials

He is literally one of the few decent guys out in the whole Greet mythology. Hell, he even has more work ethic than I ever can have.

Or fluffy sources disagree

Idec if Hades is "mOrAlLy wrOnG" or "bAd" he's one of the only Greek gods I care about

@@demeta3201 he has a dog he's morally good he just got a bad job

Hitler also had a dog.

And proceeds to just giggle, it’s just perfect lolll 😂

This is educational if you don’t know Greek mythology.

The ones I actually understood were great 😂 I love the one with Hades giving food to Persephone and then celebrating 🥳

This is beyond legendary if you understand Greek mythology

PRICELESS HAHAHAHAHA

I find it priceless and I know loads.

Well we have this conversation all the time

Chill out, girl! How old are they?? Persephone is like 15 or 18 and Hades is like 35 or 37.....

@@dani303 more like a few millennial each we are gods mortal customs dont really apply

@@dani303 sources have been stated that persephone may be older then hades

@@crawlingboy "dafuq" was my instant reaction. I would like to see these sources cuz something doesnt add up XD As far as I know, Hades is younger than Demeter and older than Zeus. Persephone has been widely told to be the daughter of Zeus and Demeter, born long after the Titanomachy (War between gods and titans).

I KNOW THEY WERE GOLD

Name of the song plz

perfect duo

You Mindless Imbécile, Stop cursing your Family and your future Children with Horrible death and Murilation!

Hellas Grecos huh

3.6k likes and 0 comments lol

I am indeed that amazing

i see ares i click

@@sarahmason3958 hephy squad yeah!

Heph squad U n i t e

FUCK YEAH HEPH SQUAD

Saw Ares 😋

they'd all be mega censored tho since you don't fuck w those petty overlords

im pretty sure my ancestors would upload the videos while using a vpn bc god forbid if zeus tracked down their IPS

And they’d all get smited... smote?? Smit?”

Why would they? Bringing the attention of a greek god usually ends with one of them fucking your wife, making your wife fuck a animal, death and afterlife torture, etc.

@@nathanielclaw2841 we're all fucked now

Me a Hades town fan: WAIT FOR ME IM COMING WAIT IM COMING WITH YOU

@@LadyMythos315 YES!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST REPLY ❤️

@@erinlaboricua THANK YOU! 💛

Incredibly Incredible that you are so Sub Humanly STUPID and IGNORANT.

@Starlight Skitty I love your pfp 😂

I am too

Hi

**Holds up a large spoon**

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 dies

@@ezrabruin6543 Hello again Also you have my permission to pet Cerberus

@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 thanks

*Hades has joined the chat* honestly i think i saw Poseidon in here too but i could be mistaken

I am both a harry potter fan and a Percy jackson fan

Lore Olympus!

*_Some quiet people who've watched Olympus Guardians and Gods School has entered the group_*

WHOM'ST HAS SUMMONED THE ANCIENT ONE

Webtoon Lore Olympus is kinda that

They're the original trendsetters

We need a sitcom about them including Athena, Hestia and Artemis

You sound stupid right now

Y'all calm down leave them alone

@@dust.9656 the only reason I sounded stupid was because you were too dumb to understand

Apollo's gay lover, of whom he accidentally murdered as well :/

admiral of the red in other versions it was zephyr who accidentally murdered hyacinth

@@arcmartin2797 Oh ya, that seems more accurate now that you've reminded me.

@@scarabdust Zephyr changed the wind of a frisbee and made Apollo believe he killed Hyacinth

Apollo's boyfriend, and arguably his cutest and most functional relationship. One day when Apollo was teaching him how to throw a discus, Zephyr (the west wind) got jealous and decided to change the wind direction to hit Hyacinthus in the head with the discus and kill him.

Yeah, I thought the guy would hit that kid or something

Wait which one

Atleast Apollo wasn't the direct cause unlike the others.

Selene Luna Eclipsa Apollo shouldn't have asked them out on cliffs

BY APOLLO

I get it

No! Bad!

I'm married to him so I guess I can keep my soul

I can just imagine Aphrodite standing there and thinking "what are these two doing?"

@@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl Nah she would be like "Not this again!"

The divorce wasn’t pretty.

Lmao 🤣

I CHOKED

Nice

Obviously not OP but Windows Movie Maker at the bare minimum should work, just use captions

Bitch I died

What a flat joke, I had to giggle though.

I'm a simple man, I see Greek gods in thumbnails, I click the video and scroll down the comments to find fellow percy Jackson fans.

*STEP ASIDE MORTALS >:3*

Lol

Guardian Bailey Same here. 😂

@@camnunes8847 Oh yeah because the percy jackson books describe greek mythology exactly the way it is..

Why thank you ill tell her you said so

He kidnapped her and forced her to marry him, how tf would that be relationship goals??

Lol

I'd give you an A+ if you made a vine complication for the project, not gonna lie.

In this house we proudly ship Patrochilles

patroclus and achilles are Hetero life partners. 😂😂😂😂 Nah they are gay.

Patrochilles? Wtf dudes...

@@Xavier-lz7rn It's a thing! It's a beautiful thing!

i have no original name ideas No...they’re Greek gods...

Yeah

Not the hero we wanted, but the one we needed all along

Hahahaha yes

Well, that's a good thing cause these two are together lmao😂😂

Seriously, no. If they’re together forever, it’ll be a never-ending Winter.

I WOULDNT MIND ETERNAL WINTER

@@xirensixseo BISH I WOULD!!! IF YOU WANT ETERNAL WINTER GO TO ELSA!

ETERNAL WINTER SO HADES GETS LAID

I think apollo would probably appreciate this the most

@@dragonarchive7443 Also Hermes and Dionysus.

So this is what they've been up to while apollo was running around

HELL YEAH APOLLO IS BEST

Poor Titan is punished by carrying the "world" on his shoulders and had to deal with people saying its flat. Damn😂😬

For you, I'll do it for free :)

@@ColettedeLaurel sob i dont deserve you

We accept drachmas only

I SMELL PENNIES!!!

Friend/wingman goals

i imagine them (plus Hermes) as those kids that mess around and laugh at each other in family reunion.

LittErAllY Ew.

I read his books . I don't like him very much. I will curse him if he breaks Annabeth's heart.

Thank you, really appreciate that 😊 I got invited to Apollo and Dionysus' party, but Hera keeps calling my phone and sending threatening e-mails about ruining my possible marriage in the future 😳

Colette de Laurel You’re very welcome. Just hope she doesn’t send some intestinally challenged cows your way.😂