You will have to put your coffee down to shoot off the porch. I would use my Weatherby mark 5 in .30-.378 with a Zeiss 3x12 56mm. Sighted in half inch high at 100 yards. Oh, and 200 grain nosler partition. (soft nose). Overkill, but a Sasquatch might show up.
30-378 - that's a big cartridge and would definitely do the trick. The Gunwerks 6.5PRC worked perfectly on this journey for Travis and our 2 clients!! Hope you enjoyed the episode!