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Troy Hawke
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VOLUME 1 of The Greeters Guild Instalments in chronological order of filming
👋Welcome to👋
1. Wilkos
2. Marks & Spencer
3. TK Maxx
4. B&Q
5. B&M
6. Tesco
7. Primark
8. WH Smith
9. WH Smith (follow up)
10. Wetherspoons
11. Waitrose
12. BBC
13. This Morning
14. Celebrity Awards 1
15. Celebrity Awards 2
16. Celebrity Awards 3
17. Manchester City
ALL WORK ENQUIRIES/MERCH/LIVE DATES/SOCIAL MEDIA👇
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@obscurazone
@obscurazone 2 года назад
Oh I do hope B&Q head office sees this. Imagine their horror when they hear their staff confirm friendliness is against company policy, and that "customers are complaining about being greeted". Lolololo.
@spookyt8692
@spookyt8692 2 года назад
They got done for discriminatory hiring practices years ago. Plus I worked at one of their stores and from what I could gather their all bitter old fucks who don’t like to see a smile in their store let alone a laugh
@kyaldo
@kyaldo 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure that they just used that as an excuse to get him to leave. They probably wanted to avoid a stranger looking like he worked there and giving the idea of offers that weren't real. But ... I'm pretty sure that deep down u know that already.
@darrenmorris8666
@darrenmorris8666 2 года назад
Yup, like two troglodytes coming out of hibernation
@robthornton6288
@robthornton6288 Год назад
@@kyaldo For heaven's sake. What is it you don't get? ODELLIN is quite right, it damages their reputation to have somebody confirm they don't want friendliness in their store. That manageress will have damaged their brand.
@joetruland5893
@joetruland5893 Год назад
I can’t wait for some executive to see this and invite him to the same store to greet again
@tbrowniscool
@tbrowniscool 2 года назад
"If I may be so bold , you have the poise of an apex predator, But the eyes of a kindly woodland creature, it's a devastating combination." :)
@godsstruggler8783
@godsstruggler8783 Год назад
Words can be hilariously beautiful. And then comes the woman in the trouser suit. Once I saw the mouthpiece I knew it was over.
@aris.1550
@aris.1550 Месяц назад
😂😂😂 I just spat out my coffee!!! 😅😅😅
@sheilahmercer1637
@sheilahmercer1637 5 дней назад
He’s still wondering about what that MEANS 🤪
@rivierapalms6485
@rivierapalms6485 9 месяцев назад
“You won’t want to leave and our sticky carpets won’t let you” 😂😂😂
@user-sx1fg7lc3c
@user-sx1fg7lc3c Год назад
"I'm aware of bermuda.... I'm a big fan of your triangle" 🤣😂
@DjRambeaux
@DjRambeaux 2 года назад
If Troy appeared outside my business I'd welcome him with open arms. Absolutely amazing, can't believe companies get so annoyed
@joannehowe7513
@joannehowe7513 2 года назад
I’d book him for a week!
@godsstruggler8783
@godsstruggler8783 Год назад
Not so much the companies but the miserable people they tend to employ at lower middle management level. Every one I've encountered in the ten or so jobs I've had in my life has been a joyless creature full of fear. They expect you to be like them because they mistake their disposition for professionalism.
@maxbacon4828
@maxbacon4828 2 месяца назад
@@godsstruggler8783 The retail trade is full of pathetic managers.
@MrChriscable
@MrChriscable Год назад
WH Smith’s get it. Top marks
@lukus1054
@lukus1054 2 года назад
"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymus Bosch". That is absolutely genius.
@Atif_Ph.D._Kate_Bush_Fan_Club
8:26 Agreed! I had to Google Hieronymus Bosch!
@jonhughes2346
@jonhughes2346 Год назад
How the remarks just roll of his tongue is really impressive it’s a gift 🤣🤣
@Ribar6
@Ribar6 2 года назад
"I'm big fan of your triangle." - quick-witted, hilarious ...genius. Love it!
@Chakirisan
@Chakirisan Год назад
“We’re a fabulous value if you ignore the origin story” 😂😂😂
@YoutubeHero666
@YoutubeHero666 2 года назад
I love how he puts the customers first and stops talking to security to greet the new customers.
@TheDeldaisy
@TheDeldaisy Год назад
My favourite part. Lol
@cripticadventures
@cripticadventures 5 месяцев назад
Greeting customers in a friendly manner is 'Not what they're about' 😂😂 B&Q company policy is misery for all.
@allwrighty100
@allwrighty100 9 месяцев назад
The Artists and Illustrators woman brought a lump to my throat when she was presented with the subscription. Bring a tear to a glass eye it would. Never change Troy, smash it.
@chriss2412
@chriss2412 9 месяцев назад
LOVED that as well. Great catch and to Troy, never change 👍
@MB-zh1yi
@MB-zh1yi 2 года назад
That nice lady is firing through her free twelve month subscription of Artists and Illustrators Magazine as we speak. Great work Troy!
@collectivesartori
@collectivesartori 6 месяцев назад
The story about the woman and the arts and illustrator magazine. This is beautiful ❤
@karenkilbane8043
@karenkilbane8043 Месяц назад
A vicar of verbiage, a luminous litany of loquaciousness, a Chautauqua of chat, a tapestry of ta-da, and I can’t get enough.
@danshaggy292
@danshaggy292 2 года назад
Jan Molby putting in more work now than he did in the 90s
@peterdobbs6700
@peterdobbs6700 2 года назад
Why wouldn't any business want this at the door? To be fair, although it's for comedy, he is being nothing but friendly, how it would have been back in the day when people and businesses had class. Kudos for W.H.Smiths
@12fishcake
@12fishcake Год назад
"It's fish Friday and our rods are quivering" I'll be using that one next time I'm in spoons 😂
@him050
@him050 2 года назад
"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymus Bosch" has gone straight into my lexicon 🤣
@teixeirabatista
@teixeirabatista 2 года назад
in a world where the easier path is insult and prejudice through the way of internet anonymity, this is a tornado of fresh air!! Thank you Troy this is fantastic, never stop!
@eztyson
@eztyson 11 месяцев назад
A tornado of fresh air. Simply superb. Smashed it 🙏
@secondmouse2650
@secondmouse2650 10 месяцев назад
Never change...
@at0micsheep
@at0micsheep 2 года назад
"im off brand" what a clever quip
@MyBioExplainsMe
@MyBioExplainsMe 2 года назад
Apart from the performances being hilarious and witty, sharp and intelligent, I actually find the maxim of "shoulders back, have at it" to be absolutely essential and helpful advice. Thanks Troy.
@michaelhackman895
@michaelhackman895 Год назад
Along with: "Never stop, never change!"
@intrudergrid9530
@intrudergrid9530 Год назад
How can anyone sent him away? And he is doing this for free! This guy is top notch! How can he improvise his compliments that quick! Shoulders back and smash it!! Love it!!
@hooman-chester
@hooman-chester Год назад
making a living out of simply being nice to people. that’s something this world needs and i thank you for that.❤
@danlawson7665
@danlawson7665 2 года назад
You are the embodiment of British manners and pleasantness and I've got all the time in the world for it tbh.
@CaptainPakka
@CaptainPakka 2 года назад
Top chaps at WH Smith, at least one company gets it. Keep smashing it Troy. PS Horncastle Lincolnshire. Yours faithfully Captain Pakka.
@MrMonkey2150
@MrMonkey2150 2 года назад
10 Out of 10 right back at you for Moxie is one of the best lines of ever heard in my life
@kevsullivan5647
@kevsullivan5647 Месяц назад
You are fantastic Troy. A tonic for us in our challenging world. Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.
@Lee33006
@Lee33006 2 года назад
Love this guy, a breathe of fresh air of positivity and politeness 🙏
@Tommy-zj7xu
@Tommy-zj7xu Год назад
We need more of this in the world.
@MrMonkey2150
@MrMonkey2150 2 года назад
Dam. When you watch him tell the managers and workers of the store that he has been employed by them and they believe him it just shows the power of confidence. I reckon this man could tell the prime minister that he is their boss
@ct5625
@ct5625 9 месяцев назад
As a voter, he is the PM's boss, and so are you.
@eduardoavai
@eduardoavai 2 года назад
Absolutely love your comedy, Troy. Shoulders back, have at the world!
@charuan12
@charuan12 2 года назад
-Is that a recording device? -Yes.
@dustintipton3305
@dustintipton3305 2 года назад
Sitting in Arkansas laughing my ass off at this guy. Great Stuff. Hope he does more of these to more football clubs.
@jaylamb477
@jaylamb477 Год назад
Wow, only found this guy today and what a brilliant, refreshing, entertaining chap he is.
@DerWeltraumcowboy
@DerWeltraumcowboy Год назад
Really makes you appreciate that the hawk is basically a predator parrot
@cjay6547
@cjay6547 2 года назад
This guy is my daily morale boost ❤️🤣😎
@lagoondiver
@lagoondiver 2 года назад
I've seen these separate clips so often by now and it never fails to bring a smile on my face. I'm so happy with this compilation 😄
@lrostoke
@lrostoke 2 года назад
The B&Q is still the best , NO , No we don't want that :) I hope they see this and realise how miserable they sound
@cragman
@cragman 2 года назад
Thanks for making, me laugh, please keep doing what you do, you are a breath of fresh air, in a sad world. Ps smash it
@AmazingJay909
@AmazingJay909 Месяц назад
You are a cure to what ails this world, Troy. You need more appreciation. Love what you're doing!
@karenkilbane8043
@karenkilbane8043 Месяц назад
A Wizard of wit, a vicar of verbiage, a luminous litany of loquaciousness, a Chautauqua of chat, I can’t get enough.
@unusedsub3003
@unusedsub3003 2 года назад
This guy is brilliant! The fact that those shops have a problem with him says a lot about them.
@donmunro
@donmunro 2 года назад
Keep sharing your sunshine Troy, never change!
@roblesjaime1
@roblesjaime1 10 месяцев назад
10:56 ❤ it! Enormous win for the Greeters Guild 🏆 keep up the good work
@britishmick
@britishmick 2 года назад
A wholehearted congratulations for an absolutely spiffing performance, you carry yourself with the grace of Mary Jane Grey yet retain the ability to be reminiscent of a young Tom Selleck, shoulders back, go get em tiger!. Good luck with the channel 💜🧐
@MrDean180360
@MrDean180360 2 года назад
People find it hard to deal with genuine positivity society just isn’t used to it. What your doing is absolute genius. Hope more people can follow your suit. 😆 outstanding.
@handsomejack93
@handsomejack93 Год назад
"im a big fan of your triangle"
@MrFatdaz
@MrFatdaz 8 месяцев назад
How could anyone possibly be offended or not want Troy greeting people! I’d love a greet from him!
@Hellndegenerates
@Hellndegenerates 2 года назад
We need a Troy Hawke at every retail outlet in the country.
@williamgraff7593
@williamgraff7593 3 месяца назад
Excellent display of aplomb, Troy!! Well done, sir.
@stt6734
@stt6734 11 месяцев назад
What a fantastic guy and any store should be honoured to have him at their door
@jonniebamber441
@jonniebamber441 2 года назад
One thing I hate about my country, we treat happy and friendly people as somewhat suspicious and that speaks volumes to me.
@TheDeldaisy
@TheDeldaisy Год назад
It came as a total shock to me. I'm Australian. People here are friendly.
@nev7711
@nev7711 Год назад
@@TheDeldaisy That's why I now wish I was back living in Australia. The British are becoming so miserable now. Guess it's all the negative cop programmes shown endlessly on ITV2, Channel 5 and unsolicited clips being thrown at us on Facebook and RU-vid that promotes negativity. These posts by Troy Hawke really puts a smile on my face. For that I'm thankful.😀
@sideshowflob8802
@sideshowflob8802 2 года назад
The genius of this (the earlier versions where he isn’t well known) is that the idea of any marketing exec signing off having an eccentric guy in a garish purple jacket outside one of its stores is obviously absurd. However because it’s executed with so much poise and charm, it actually becomes sort of plausible. A truly unique and remarkable character.
@sheilahmercer1637
@sheilahmercer1637 5 дней назад
Has anyone else found themselves holding doors open for strangers while simultaneously giving them a compliment? 💙🙏💙
@Frankie_91
@Frankie_91 Год назад
Never stop never change Troy! I cant beleive people have stopped you doing this! Putting a smile on peoples faces! I am shocked at B&Q! How rude was she!
@Just_lift_anyone
@Just_lift_anyone Год назад
Fantastic comedy and I love his style! It would make my day to be greeted by him.. any shops removing him really need to re-evaluate their policy.
@pastor_flash
@pastor_flash 2 года назад
Not far into this, but "I don't actually work here, but working harder than some in there" 🤣😂🤣😂
@mikelyusuf277
@mikelyusuf277 2 года назад
Love how he references the Liverpool FC legend "Jan molby" 🤣
@stev1ez
@stev1ez 2 года назад
This makes me so happy. I absolutely love it.
@Viljane
@Viljane 2 года назад
This is same kind of comedy gold as the late great Don Rickles' delivery was. You're so quick-witted! Though you are working in opposite side of the table than Rickles. Absolutely hilarious!
@user-sx1fg7lc3c
@user-sx1fg7lc3c Год назад
I hope every company in the world watches this legend
@macosbyanthony896
@macosbyanthony896 2 года назад
I love this gentleman
@josemanguelo7478
@josemanguelo7478 Год назад
Saw him live, what a great experience, very original and thought provoking. Also bloody funny! Neve Stop, Never Change!
@MOz112
@MOz112 2 года назад
Just watched an interview with this guy (Milo McCabe) and Richard Gannon. What a nice man. Thoughtful and honest.
@christophermilroy5198
@christophermilroy5198 6 месяцев назад
That was great for the Arts and Illustrators magazine woman. She comes across as a very nice and friendly woman, so it was good to see her receive that gift. Well done Troy and WH Smith.
@silenusut
@silenusut 2 года назад
Wilkos chap was someone with a lot of issues, beginning with sphincter as he seems to think ‘the fleece’ is made of fool’s gold.
@joannehowe7513
@joannehowe7513 2 года назад
Wilkinson’s of anarchy
@insertnamehere5146
@insertnamehere5146 2 года назад
Troy is a cross between Raffles and a WW2 RAF pilot. Very dapper
@Rich.Aardvark
@Rich.Aardvark Год назад
I love what you do Milo. Positive energy and making a connection is divine.
@adnanabuserrieh2635
@adnanabuserrieh2635 2 года назад
Love you Troy! I wish one day I get greeted like this somewhere, it would make my day! You should start a college to teach this to businesses 😉
@jamiehawkes9498
@jamiehawkes9498 10 месяцев назад
Love this man's humour, limitless thanks cuz top man
@lobo940
@lobo940 Год назад
Absolutely Brilliant!!!
@jakobjakob769
@jakobjakob769 Год назад
This guy is a marketing campaign waiting to happen.
@focusedperformance
@focusedperformance 2 года назад
Just fantastic! Recognition well deserved Troy, I can't wait to see you in Liverpool again soon sire :-)
@markaveli6238
@markaveli6238 11 месяцев назад
"It's Fish Friday And Our Rods Are Quivering". I'm definitely nicking that 😂😂😂
@fr0ntl1n3r
@fr0ntl1n3r 2 года назад
that free subscription is how you do it. great stuff. kudos to wh smith.
@sarahprobert2418
@sarahprobert2418 Год назад
Rage into the night while you still can before you have children and morgages......and im aware of bermuda. Im abig fan of the triangle had me pmsl. So glad this legend popped up on recomended
@girurerumu
@girurerumu 2 года назад
You’re a genius and I hope this catches on and the Greeter’s Guild expands overseas
@robertg3921
@robertg3921 2 года назад
I will trip them up YAY Cracks me up every time
@jeroenjager8064
@jeroenjager8064 2 года назад
I love the indoor cam at the training camp, everyone smiling.
@donbrogan3158
@donbrogan3158 2 года назад
"A pre pubescent kurt Cobain."😆😆
@pauljbhd6532
@pauljbhd6532 Год назад
That’s me 😂
@GpoppaJohn
@GpoppaJohn 2 года назад
I do hope this isn’t the Greeters Guild signing off, you are a national treasure Sir Troy of Hawke 🗡🎖
@ferwood7789
@ferwood7789 2 месяца назад
"are you in MDMA?" "I'm on cocain* brother" the chap replied calmly
@planetjanet3845
@planetjanet3845 2 года назад
thank you for putting these in a format for us youtubers with our long attention spans
@Drogonmoon
@Drogonmoon 2 года назад
They should get him to do this professionally - people would come to see him perform for sure !
@chrismiller6730
@chrismiller6730 Год назад
All the stores should pay Troy Handsomely for his Greeting experiences
@northwitch
@northwitch Год назад
We love you Troy! Never stop 😆💜
@dilsadmeraler
@dilsadmeraler Год назад
I can’t believe I haven’t seen your videos until I saw you at Howard’s show !! I absolutely love the concept ❤
@veganwindowcleaningservice5225
@veganwindowcleaningservice5225 8 месяцев назад
Absolutely off the scale is Troy, i love him and can watch him for ages😂
@mtmotorsiklo2395
@mtmotorsiklo2395 9 месяцев назад
Never stop Troy... Smash it wherever you are heading. 🥰 Have a lovely day.
@jamesgrant7814
@jamesgrant7814 Год назад
I cannot wait to see him at Southend. Shoulders back
@eugenek199
@eugenek199 Год назад
you're a gift. can't wait for vol 2. it's kinda hard to binge on IG.
@secondmouse2650
@secondmouse2650 10 месяцев назад
"It's fish Friday and our rods are quivering"... 😂🤣😂
@Darts4544r4
@Darts4544r4 2 года назад
Making out the wilko fleece is the equivalent of pulling on the England shirt to play 🤣
@ricgillingham8056
@ricgillingham8056 10 месяцев назад
Amazing 👏 never change Troy you are awsome ✨️
@experienceanimation217
@experienceanimation217 2 года назад
This man is an excellent example of a human
@cripticadventures
@cripticadventures 5 месяцев назад
Love that the lady got a free year subscription of her magazine. 10/10 lad.
@andrewcowley9745
@andrewcowley9745 2 года назад
this is the funny shit i need to see atm works busy and i just get lost in these ! thankyou !
@YorkshireD1
@YorkshireD1 4 месяца назад
" I am the mushroom lady Darling" 🤣🤣 WTF
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