Gripes with Mr. Sausage and MSG Sausage 

$420 quadrillion for lobsters will do that to your temper

A few human sacrifices for a lobster claw does that to a person

also the 650000 steps nacho bucket

Don't forget the wagyu steak worth more than the GDP of several small island nations.

Inflation

@beyond your imagination no it is not mr potato

as someone who currently works in the produce department of a store, I can say that sometimes when the department manager orders stuff in it just doesn't come.

Worked as a full time butcher and even had to do orders on occasion. Even when I personally ordered our product, had no idea when it'd get to us. Especially since the pandemic started. It's supposed to be ordered 3 days out but sometimes I won't see it for a week.

Distribution is like this everywhere. I work in a warehouse. Just last week a 1+ yr old order finally arrived.

As someone who currently works retail with some time in the stocking department I can 100% support this.

He's not wrong, though.

i mean with a name like that hes already more than halfway to becoming a batman villain

this is when Mr. sausage became sausegeberg.

I'll show you, I'll show you ALL, sausages!

This has to be the funniest episode yet. I was already laughing and then Mrs. Sausage came in with the slow fade in of Strawman Sausage, I couldn't stop laughing. It took me ten minutes to finish the video. On a personal note, I hope it was just a comedic bit with Mrs. Sausage.

Well she is a mother they have kids

Please don't share your kinks with us

@@jetsetatrophy67 💀

@@jetsetatrophy67 ong 💀

Weird & cringe

After he spent over $9000 dollars on that lobster

11 steps for nachos, earth sausage

too angry to even sing a song, incredible

You should see him when he spent $14000 on the lobster sausage

His wife was away angrier... And at him lol

He could be a voice actor

probably the closest we'll ever get to a real voice reveal

ITS SO GOOD HAHAHA

@@fabulog7010 considering how his mom sounds almost exactly like this voice, I want to believe he at least sounded like this at some point and it wore off when he moved away from his family lol.

It was his neighbor, Sam

the sausage strawman

@@therealtony2009 The strawsage.

I know I'm almost a year late, but now I want a straw sausage

She’s right though

​@@GuntWastelanderofc shes right, that's the joke

yeah it's horrifying

I'd like to think they have his photo pinned on the wall like how they do in gas stations.

@@JediMasterBaiter "Do not sell Pork Butt to this man. Do not entertain his requests, minimize contact, call for a manager if he becomes belligerent"

@@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger "Man? I heard they shaved a gorilla."

​@@JediMasterBaiterI'm a legendary baiter. Or adept baiter. But never a master

The correct way

This. Both parties win.

Don't work harder work smarter.

Or you could do what you're paid to do and check. At the very least you could avoid wasting everyone's time, putting more burden on your fellow workers, and just say up front, 'no - I'm sure that we don't, but the next shipment is later this week'.

@@SovietGrazz

I like to imagine he goes for every sausage, never saves them so he just walks into the store like a looming doom every day or so, demanding his meats to create his fantastic abominations

You're a fool

@@24shineon For everyone else he seems like a junkie with a withdraws, looking for daily dose when he steps in the store. "Do you... Do you have that pork? I gotta have my pork. Do you have it. C'mon man, I need my pork. And when he gets home he starts to create his meat abomination art in the basement, with the same face Homer had when making circus tent from smashed potato on the clown school episode.

You obviously not a man… he doesn’t buy in bulk because he enjoys his trip to the shop alone where he doesn’t have to get his ear chewed off by mrs sausage

@@rangerryz1490 Try being married to someone named "Mr Sausage" and not chewing part of him off. The skin is just so crispy... (I am a man, I'm just not married, lol)

truly

You're wrong, and a bad person for being so

Absolutely

Mrs Sausage the hero we need. Mr Sausage, the hero we deserve

The fact she worked in deli was heroic enough.

And she has a nice voice, a great contrast to peter griffin

The show must go on

or the 1000 step Guy Fieri Trash Can Nachos Sausage

There is one that made me scare of our sausage man and it was the halloween episode of 2020 Not welcome back or will it blow... just pure anger

Dirt sausage

He’s so mad about the pork butt 😅

Nah he isn't that frustrated. He's about as frustrated as he was with the trash can nachos.

congratulations you discovered the joke!

You know what really grinds my gears vibes

weird Mrs. Sausage L.

Attracting bots like flies. Bot flies if you will.

Don't forget: - Cooking with Babish - All of our Mothers (and Fathers) for the "Earth" episode - All of us for choosing Water sausage over Lobster Sausage Good times, good times.

Bimbling with Banbish

Don’t forget about the man who sold him the lobster that was worth almost all of the world’s gdp combined

what about michael simon from cleveland ohio

Well you’d be mad at guy fieri too if you had to take 37 steps to make Nachos.

simp

Nigga you are simping for a married woman

Mrs. Comrade Sausage

The porking class

Well and adding other seasonings would help..

@@RamoArt *PePpEr*

@@aaronlandry3934 GaRliC PoWdEr

@beyond your imagination no it isn't

MSG is also just kinda what cheese Doritos taste like, so I'm imagining what a MSG and cheese powder sausage would be like...

Im not so sure that was a skit

She doesn't have a point... He's still going to have to go back to the store later, in which case they're just as likely to treat him like a fool for asking the SUPERMARKET if they have FOOD...

The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure the "straw man meat puppet" he does is closer to his real voice

Too intense for most hearts* are you on blood pressure pills now?

@@Cripplified That was the least of my habits, tbh. I was also drinking an entire bottle of vodka every day back then and riding my bicycle 12 miles to/from work. It was a weird time of my life. My heart is fine, resting BPM of like 65. I'm not saying to do as I do, but the "dangers" of MSG are way overblown.

@@staygray6212 yeah nah mate the only reason u enjoyed that is because you dissolved up tastebuds

@@staygray6212 The reason MSG got a bad rap was because in the late 80s/early 90s it was very common to grab Chinese food for lunch. At that time people were also typically drinking more soft drinks than water(most of which contain sodium). All of a sudden people started complaining about headaches, and someone linked it to MSG seeing as how it was an ingredient most people weren't really familiar with. In reality the problem was eating salty food and not drinking enough water, leading to the headaches later in the day. As with just about all things, nothing wrong with MSG if used responsibly.

This is one of the most sick, twisted things I've read online

You're wrong, and a bad person for being so.

I mean you know thats literally the joke here right

Excuses, find this man his damn pork butt.

As someone who works at a grocery store. Yes

Doghouse sausage

“Can I come back to the Helix Dusk Luxe mattress now?” “No!”

You gotta check out the nacho bucket episode. He had to go through over 9000 steps to make that sausage

Do you mean Mr. Meaty's?

@@Clown_the_Clown that was a creepy show mr meaty

Get a better job then? Pretty simple

@@donvito5647 They said "relive the trauma", as in they probably no longer work there. Also a "better job" would probably still involve obnoxious customers because they're ubiquitous. Jackass.

@@donvito5647 Homeless? Get a house lol Depressed? Just be happy lmao Seriously, what kind of reality-detached logic do you have?

You do realise that this is a youtube video and the whole joke here is that hes wrong right? Like its a video, he asked his wife to take part in the video and what to say to help the joke this jsnt some candid camera

@@DimT670 3:07 this you?

@beyond your imagination no I don't think it is.

What other episode do you know of that has that voice?

@@iamelvisman68 it's popped up for brief moments here and there, it's rare that it makes an appearance

I wish more people understood this

It's definitely not the meat counter guy that decided that, but that doesn't mean it's a sane way to run your business

@@koborivers oh, we all know. The issue lies in that most stores use a 3rd party shipping company. That shipping company could be filling 50 different trucks, 4-5 of them could be to your company, the rest go to other locations. For me, where I live on an Island province, it all depends on the weather, who can get across on the ferry, and other traffic conditions. But most of all, because trucks are filled with different inventories, they can be filled with just about anything the company orders. Obviously they will keep the cold products together, but the regular trucks could have literally anything put in it, as long as it fills the truck up. So a stack of PS5s that your company is waiting on, might be in truck 2, while PS5 games could be in truck 1. It's messed up, but at the same time, they can't be sending half empty trucks halfway across the country.

Because you're bitchy like her I bet

DO THE ONE WEEK SAUSAGE YOU COWARD

It's been A long wait for this one

Swiss Chalet sauce ruins everything instantly

I'm not convinced it's actually him talking

@u know me you wont find the validation your father never gave you, by spamming comments with links to your channel. You'll only find the shallow and slow, meaningless upwards march of nameless, faceless numbers that will bring you no joy in life.

I've never worked retail and every single day I think to myself "wow I would have to kill myself if I were you" as I observe retail workers. Thank you for your service.

Very much so, especially if you’re the sorry sod printing out the overly expensive, yet disproportionately inferior excuse for toilet paper called “lottery tickets”

Yeah this entire episode I could feel the energy of the employee and had an utter eye roll at Mr. Sausage

One time I watched a guy walk through the door of the shop, look around a bit, walk up to me, before he asked me "how do I get out?"

3:11

@u know me Death to all spambots!

Must live in a big city.

@@BlooCollaGal not a big city but a city

it’s not his fault, but it’s not the meat guy’s fault either

Based meat monger.

He asked a question and the employee did a mediocre job. Why would you feel bad for him?

@@SneedforSpeed Just that it may not have been the employee's job to know when the next shipment was. When someone asks you something that's outside the scope of your control, and they cry about it, is that you doing a mediocre job? Just my take, and I also do realize this may have been satire, it's just hard to tell.

@@SneedforSpeed i work in retail and when someone ask about something. i look with them. if i don't know where. the i send them to someone else had that happened today, we were out and i told them to check our other stores or we can order it

@@SneedforSpeed You get what you pay for. Why would you pay a worker a mediocre wage (or simp for employers who do) and then expect anything more than mediocre work out of them?

...didn't he already do that?

Just pick a day you're going to be off work so it doesn't come back to bite you. Someone else's problem now

It's reasonable for an outsider to assume that shipments come in on a regular schedule. I mean, they SHOULD come in on a regular schedule. I don't know what it's like on the reseller end, but I know on the restaurant end it's like, maybe you'll get your delivery. Maybe you won't. Maybe the driver just goes off grid and you call your Sysco rep 7 hours after the scheduled delivery time and he just gives you a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. So you keep waiting and calling and the driver just never shows up. Then you put in a will call order because you need product even if you have to drive an hour out of the way to pick it up yourself and you schedule pickup for first thing in the morning but then you get there and they're like, "Oh, we're running a bit behind today. Come back at 1:00 PM." Like, ok, it's not like this is literally the entirety of my business or anything. So you get there at 1:00 PM and they're like, "Oh, it'll be ready in an hour." Cool, it's not like I had anything better to do today or anything. I forgot where I was going with that for a second, but yeah, for someone not in the business it's reasonable to expect that supply chains move with the level of predictability that even a minimum wage worker would know when things come in.

are you aware of the concept of jokes

Wagie cope

@@nutsmasher420 I think the "I know it's just comedy" part of their comment means yes, they are in fact aware of the concept of jokes. 🙄

Exactly. I never understand people who get mad when a store doesn't have something. How is getting mad going to change anything?? Even if you're mad the employees physically can't manifest the item you want. Some people act like toddlers when they go to a store. They forget how physics works and think the store is the magical food place where every item you need is created and sold. When the store fails to manifest the correct objects, they get mad at the employees who sell them.

@@catpoke9557 its called over acting, popular for comedy.

@@JimboJuice Except it's literally identical to the daily insults retail workers face on the job, so it's not over-anything and it isn't funny. I've had a man threaten to stab me to death in the parking lot because the store was out of two liters of Pepsi.

@@JimboJuice Yes, this is why I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and assuming he's not actually upset at the poor dude at the deli. I was more complaining about people who actually do this. That said if he genuinely got upset at him then I am quite peeved. But for now I will assume he did not.

@@chrismanuel9768 hey, stickass maybe you should worry about something else. It is funny, and I will continue to harrass walmart employees.