Gruel Intro Video 

I love how the whole Magnus archives fandom has been summoned here

Were you guys expecting his voice to not sound like... his voice?

Michael Shelly if he became an avatar of The Flesh instead of The Spiral (or maybe both cause ya know, fear soup)

Omg it's the knife fingers guy from the fucking uhhh mingus jingus

SKSKSKSK MICHAEL SHELLEY??????? HE ACTUALLY FREAKING SOUNDS LIKE THAT HUH also that is somehow exactly what i thought he would look like

Fed it to my family and they all immediately keeled over and died! Thank you gruel

if michael is marketing it,, i might take the offer distortion sponsored gruel(tm)

This video was sponsored by Michael Distortion

holy shit is that Michael Distortion!!!!

"Gruel. It'll keep you alive while you are going to Sanikov land. At what cost?" A few hours later: "Well shit. I look like shit. But I'm producing the best jokes I ever have pro- HOLY FUCK IS THAT THE ARCHIVIST? JOOOOOOOOON!"

God I hate emails. I will do anything to avoid emails, except cook real food. Thanks for this horrible and easy solution to this problem

so im not the only one who just desperately looked up luke booys to figure out what else this dude does fun :)

the spirals second attempt at a ritual

i love all the comments ""MIChAEL IS THAT YOUUUU""

this is VERY funny and I am VERY upset.

MICHEAL THE SPIRAL AVATAR????????

I like how his face says: "Run away! If you can! Ican't!"

Luke's face 😂 poor man!

A friend send this to me a few months ago. I got an ad for one of these meal replacements the other day and remembered that immediately. And I watched almost all your videos since then. Some of them even multiple times. But this video is one of my favorite, because its hilarious and really concerning at the same time.

horrifically funny, both frightened and a little bit hungry for Gruel

MICHAEL SHELLEY!??

I am....very scared

i think i will be utilising gruel

Why does this ad seem like the most distortion things ever 😭😭😭

The eyebrow raises are killing me

He looks like a zombie.

I consume gruel. It is bearable and keeps me alive. it is a substantial, consumable food source. i can answer emails

in America we call it oatmeal and add fruits, sugar, cinnamon, jam, cream, nuts, berries, and sometimes ice cream what I'm saying is that we're really fat

it will not be an understatement when i say that this video lives in my head rent free and plays on loop whenever the thought of buying the h-product that shall not be named as much as crosses my mind.

Yay! I dont have to eat anymore! Now my life can be pure torture!

This is my favourite.

so true (takes swig of meal replacement shake before returning to spreadsheets)

Finally I don't have to choose I can just be in gruelty

IMOGEN???

HES SO ADORABLE WHAT 😩🙏🏻

me when i ingest gruel

MICHAELLLLLLLL

Ahhh I love satire

jokes aside gruel is pretty good .