GTA 5 | Which VEHICLE is the Most USELESS? 

Lawn Mower: It is Slow, It is Weak, And it doesn't even cut grass.

Me: *sees the intro* Yep, this is going to be a good one

“Hello, mm” is intro of the century

The Russian guy makes my day everytime! Congrats on 1 mil btw, you deserve it

‘Coyote, coyote, definitely a coyote’

Who else was lowkey expecting the Russian guy to swerve and ram a neighboring driver during the drag race?

Dozer used to be for stancing cars. Now that people know another way of stancing cars the dozer is lonely.

I love the contrast between Trevor's aggressive start flag and Franklin's half hearted end flag

Yknow, the dump has an amazingly small turn radius, in comparison to it's size

So this is what we’ve been waiting for... Some quality content!

I think this is the first video of Jantsuu where nobody dies 😂

Russian dude 10/10 driving skills. No one would beat him

4:19 wow hes getting better at driving

Bro this guy makes the most well made videos ever, and he’s even funny! Something many many you tubers fail at attempting, even the very beginning was funny because Trevor wasn’t even paying attention, and the Russian Guy, wow he cracks me up. Keep up the amazing work man we love you

After all of his experiences with the russian guy, it's a mystery as to why Trevor thought to give him the biggest vehicle

The 1/4 mile race reminded me of the pain I endured. Story time of how this pains me. So I was in story mode doing stuff like collect vehicles and put them in storage and etc. So I thought it would be pretty cool to be able to spawn a bulldozer in director mode and mess around. This is the start of my pain. I drove it down the highway from the city to Trevor’s hangar. It took so long. And I had the cops cuz I trampled some civilians to entertain myself. It was smoking badly and I made it to the hangar and waited a bit for an auto save. I went into director mode and went to my vehicles and went through my large collection of spawnable vehicles. I was so mad that I quit for a couple days. Also I was like 9 years old so yeah. DONT QUESTION HOW I GOT MY PARENTS TO LET ME PLAY GTA5 AT A YOUNG AGE.

I'm never dissapointed with your GTA videos, so original, creative, and interesting.

Don't forget how the Docktug actually has bullet proof glass, or at least it did in last gen. It may not be as strong in next gen, but I know it used to be bullet resistant at least.

That Kayote start just made my day🤣

Idk why but I just love these comparisons, they are so damn funny at some points, lmao 😂

Wow, the docktug is an underrated vehicle. If i ever get stranded at the airport I'm taking that.

this editing always satisfies me in a way i can’t explain

Fun fact, it takes 40 minutes to drive from the bottom of the map all the way up to the top in a straight line (used a custom race) using the lawn mower. I want my sanity back...

I really appreciate that you specified speed in terms of km/h as well since for some reason people dont bother doing that even though a vast majority of the world considers it as the standard unit

It really says something about your level of quality when the *tractor* outperforms you in almost *every* category.

This guy: construction vehicles are useless The people who built this place: *insert mike wazowski face meme*

Technically the Dump can carry passengers, as it's the only one you can stand on while it's moving without ragdolling...

I know it probably wouldn't finish last, but the Post Op Van ought to be included here out of spite.

I'm surprised how fast and how good the handling is on the docktug

To all of you awesome people! I hope that your goals and dreams happen for you! My dream is 8k.

I Love all this small Sidestorys and jokes

Anyone else thought that the old tractor was booking it during top speed

19:36 I learned something new. Tractor can pull a harrow

cool another upload !!! First ;)

Hey I'm glad to see you took my idea about the hill climb test, I only wish you had used better vehicles lol.

This man is the master of GTA V Director Mode🤴🎮🚗

These horrible vehicles were sometimes the most fun vehicles in the game. Demolition derby's with dozers and dumptrucks, lawnmower racing and such. Yes, it would take a long time, but because it was so silly, that's what made it so much fun. Kind of like the game Wreckfest. Toilet / sofa racing. Crazy but fun. Of course, lawnmower racing would take forever, which is why we made it an 'anything goes' type of race where some weapons and ramming was allowed, kind of like Mario Kart.

Remember! Slow ≠ useless

Tractor, Lawnmower, Dozer: Gets bottom 3 at the quarter-mile and top speed test Me: Yeah, it's called the Unholy Trinity for a reason

This is my favourite Jantsuu video ever I wish he did a sequel

"пробле́ма!" Using that in my daily vocabulary now

The drunk man is my homie from every videos... 😁

7:29 "sweet Jesus, it wasn't my fault." -random old guy 2020

2:00 still faster than Toyota Prius

Technically Docktug is the most reliable from the most useless vehicles. I'm glad the slowest vehicle isn't the least reliable.

An Idea for a video: all cars + who ist The luckiest driver

It's nice to see you've uploaded again It's even better to see you're taking your time and uploading when you feel like it

Docktug:I WILL PUSH Dump:hold my russian pilot

The lawnmower lol it's slow, it's weak, and it doesn't even cut the grass. I loved it.

This is how you used to do videos before, they were honestly fun even though I had stopped playing gta 5 long time ago. You were getting quite boring with the recent videos but now my interest has again increased, hope you will continue this trend.

6:48 he freacking forget to say "probliema"

Someone: everybody's important in this world! Me: **physical embodiement of the lawn mower**

Ahh i love these liitlte fun moments in your video. Like that Russian guy keep crashing or that Dockhandler destroying the big wheel.

Always enjoying watching your videos, please never stop making these, you sir are a true genius 🤪🤙

@2:35 that dude better be forklift certified

No dump trucks were harmed in the making of this video.

The perfect material to be watching at 1 am

1:03 Man, i love this Guy

Русские тут?)

Docktug: Bland Semi. Ripley: At lest people can't shoot you if you're rear is facing. Dump: Big boi. Fieldmaster: An average farmer. Forklift: Lifting boxes. Dozer: Hey, move! Dock Handler: Scouting the Port. (Plz tell me somebody will get the reference.) Airtug: Slightly better Lawn Mower. Cutter: Drilling through Union Depository. Tractor: The farmer stuck in the 1910s. Lawn Mower: BORING!

The lawnmower can’t even perform it’s sole purpose of existing XD

1:03 Rare footage of Russian guy using a different car

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU PATRICK!!!

I love the little skits you do.

At the end of the day the dock tug is just another type of semi truck so it's not that bad compared to these

You really deserve more subscribers for your hard work

The russian guy always my favourite Haha...hey man there are a mod with your races and drive challenges? Would be great!

I love this guys content, keep it up bro 🙌🏽

Last time I checked the windows on the docktug are bulletproof too (this could have changed though) the docktug is a real machine.

Good video coming along, btw You missed the painis in the chalkboard at the start, c’mon Jantsuu, Dr. Philips always draws a painis at one of the Edges of the board

The destruction test comes along. Me: Okay Russian guy, how can you mess THIS test up? It's literally your vehicle sitting still and getting blown up. Russian guy: *doesn't leave vehicle* Me: Oh, that's how

Glad to see you back 👍

I think the push test may have been a little unfair in the dock handler. I think it could've done better if you put the claw all the way up.

Gotta love the corona proof passengers xD

You test what is most useless but the first test is drag race ,it doesn't make sense

7:20 we're experimenting some technological differences...

Uh... On the pushing test, why did the Forklift goes all the way down? Of course putting the lift as high possible would slow it down like that. The same can be said to the Dock Handler which should have it to the top all the way

the worst vehicle is obviously the Opressor MK2 because it just annoys the players

The Dump can carry passengers, they just have to stand in the back and hold on

"Which VEHICLE is the most USELESS?" my chevy malibu.

The docktug is just a reskin of a trailer truck that's one-player only, so I don't even know what it's doing in the video

"Khoij-joudi, defenetli ä khojoudi" Hei mukavaa viikonloppua 🎉✨

Gg for 1 million subscribers !

6:46 when you forgot for the third time what brakes do

You had the scoop blocking the bullets on the dozer.

En el GTA San Andreas, puedes usar el Forklift para cargar contenedores y cosas así para, posteriormente usarlos como escudo para exterminar peatones y chocar patrullas sin que te pongan estrellas

Ma boi docktug did it! So proud!

This GTA 5 video really makes my happy day to be more happy. Keep it up and congratulations for reaching out 1 million subscribers 🥇🥇🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😁😁😁❤❤❤❤

Disclaimer - no dump trucks were harmed during making of this video 🤣🤣😂

The vehicles have weaker points where you can deal more damage, and the vehicles have stronger points where you can't deal that much damage to them.

Congrats on 1 million subs, I also subscribed your channel. :)

Don't even cut the grass.LMFAO.😂👍❤⭐

I don't play gta often no more since my brother won't play it with me, but you videos always make my day

Imagine saying "Omg ily jantsuu you didnt upload for some quite a time but i love you still"

Nice to see dr. Philips experiment again

That intro was too fuckin hilarious

Great idea, but really missing the Trashmaster and PostOP van here. For reasons.

The tractor is soo bad that it can't even win at being the worst

I freaking love your videos I always tip how long will it last or how high will It get,which angle will it get to you are so freaking perfect im gonna buy patreon as soon as possible!

20:28 that will happen if the contest is who can drive the best while really drunk..