3:19 Niko must have hit that edge really fukin hard for the camera to shake. *on the other side of the building at the same moment Niko hit the building...* *BOOM* Cop: HOLY SH- *BOOM* Person: I BELIEVE I COULD FL- SLAP
Niko:"I 'm not in the mood for laughs Brucie...,i once believed that i could fly,that i could touch the sky with the help of this high-tech vehicle -human launcher undercovered by ((a set of swings)).BUT every time i woke up from that wonderful dream,i am still on the ground in the hospital,with my pockets emty.The only thing that remains wonderful from all of this,is that sometimes,a pretty nourse is taking care of my mangled up body and murdered bones"
Niko: i should have stayed at home *gets flinged into the air* Niko: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2:45 Imagine being a cop in Liberty City and a you just see a guy backing his car up into a swing set. He screams "Hi there!" in a middle eastern accent and then goes flying into the fucking air. I'd question whether I was drugged or something.