Guess The Kill (Dead Meat Podcast #38) 

Chelsea's weird obsession with the Psycho remake is my favorite running gag on the podcast.

"Sorry if that scared the shit out of you" "It did, but do it again" Horror fans defined.

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER "so there's a dog" "what???" "PLAY IT AGAIN"

The reckless joy on Chelsea’s face when James realized that last one was the Psycho remake made my whole day.

"I don't wanna have to sue you, baby" -James A. Janisse 2018

I watch dead meat religiously and I still had no clue what any of the kills were

Math teacher: “And if you divide both sides, what’ll x give you? James: “Is it The Thing?”

"I'm not going to talk about game shows because I could talk about game shows for an hour." I would watch that.

Will Chelsea ever host a kill count, love you James but I would be curious to see how that goes

"James, you get one short clip, one long clip, one hint, and get to ask 10,000 questions per round" 😂

I've never seen a couple with noses so similar

James: *hears literally any noise* "Is it The Thing?" James with The Thing is like me with Eraserhead, I always find similarities between that and every other movie

Jigsaw celebrates christmas by putting random people in christmas themed traps while wearing a christmas hat.

"That was me bleeding from the throat. Family Friendly Fun"

Damn I did not know that about Captain Phasma from Star Wars, thank you Chelsea for the information. Wow....:)

Spoilers Alert!!!!! Answers 1. Frankenstein - Maria 2. A Nightmare on Elm Street - Tina 3. Scream - Stu 4. Black Christmas - Claire 5. Alien - Ash 6. The Thing - Copper 7. The Mist - Norm 8. phantasm - Dude who gets killed by the sphere 9. Killer Klowns From Outer Space - Sgt. Curt Mooney 10. You're Next - Tarik 11. Unfriended - Ken 12. The Stuff - Dog owner 13. The Invisible Man - Guy in car 14. Saw - Detective Sing 15. The Ring - Noah 16. Halloween - Linda (Totally) 17. Trick 'r Treat - Charlie 18. Maximum Overdrive - Guy killed by a soda machine 19. Get Out - Missy Armitage 20. Psycho (1998) - Marion Crane

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. You two are goals.

raise your hand if you’re a superfan and playing along

James you're such a lucky guy. You've got such a nice girl. And a good fanbase community. God bless you and your family mate.

when she said "were 45 minutes in" i didnt even realize because i was so entertained that it didnt seem like almost an hour had passed

7:05 "Petroleum jelly to the innards"

I just want to say, after having watched several of the Dead Meat podcasts, I freaking love the intro. Besides an explanation/reference to the channel's name, there's all these clips from iconic horror movies (Carrie, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Thing, Night of the Living Dead, The Shining, etc) that represent some of the best of the genre, all on top of the theme tune intro thing that starts every Dead Meat video. It's hard to explain, but I find it's such a cool way to introduce the show and podcasts that I love

Before watching, I REALLY hoped it would have the corn stab from Sleepwalkers...

Never ceases to amaze me how much "The Ring" has permanently scarred my psyche. I got it immediately, the moment she played the *short* clip and without having caught the decade when she said it. That movie...ugh.

44:13 "is it get out?" "no" *windows shutdown*

How did you forget the Bag Boys name? Everybody knows his name!

I’m proud of myself because as soon as she played the short clip of The Ring I knew what it was.

I had an ad for “Real meat, without the animals” which I found funny.

I hit the like button right when you said, "I don't want to have to sue you babe."

“I’m gonna get my Poop Putt on!”- James A. Janisse, 2018.

20:45 he gave her the death stare like you are crazy girl.

Ok, this was the first podcast I watched EVER. I was a Monsterpalooza, TexasFrightmare, etc., and (obviously) Kill Count. This made me a fan of LITERALLY EVERYTHING of this channel. Thank you. And remember... Be good people

I about had heart palpitations when you couldn’t guess The Ring, just from screaming “RING JAMES RING MY GOD!”

Thank you, james! Very cool!

Thank you so much guys for an excellent podcast episode. I laughed so hard at a lot of the clips because noises. I hope both of you have an amazing Christmas and that 2019 brings you health, wealth and happiness. Thank you for 2018 can't wait until next year.

Chelsea: James will you wear the Freddy glove tonight? James: Yes, yes I will - (Looks into camera.....fades black)

James you better pucking buy the golf toilet 🚽 ⛳️

This game is too hard. I didnt even get the nightmare one. I doubt heather langancamp could have gotten that one.

This is my favorite game episode of the podcast, I hope you do a second installment of this in the future! Much love to Chelsea for the work you put in here!

Answers 1) Little Maria - Frankenstein (thrown into lake by The Monster) 2) Tina Gray - A Nightmare On Elm Street (slashed across chest with bladed glove then dragged up wall to ceiling and dropped by Freddy Krueger) 3) Stu Macher - Scream (head crushed by TV and electrocuted) 4) Claire Harrison - Black Christmas (suffocated with plastic bag by Billy) 5) Ash the android - Alien (set on fire by Dennis Parker) 6) Copper - The Thing (arms bitten off by Norris Thing while trying to defibrillate Norris after his heart attack) 7) Norm - The Mist (neck and leg ripped open then dragged away and killed by tentacle creature) 8) Caretaker - Phantasm (brains drilled out by a Sentinel Ball) 9) Deputy Curtis Mooney - Killer Klowns From Outer Space (face slammed against prison cell bars by Jumbo, later turned into puppet) 10) Tariq - You're Next (shot through head with crossbow by one of the killers) 11) Ken Smith - Unfriended (hand then face in blender blades) 12) Vickers/dog owner - The Stuff (mauled and swallowed by The Dog Stuff) 13) Dr Kemp - Invisible Man (tied to car seat and killed in car explosion by Jack Griffin) 14) Detective Steven Sing - Saw (head blown off by John Kramer's four guns trap) 15) Noah Clay - The Ring (scared to death by Samara Morgan) 16) Lynda Van Der Klok - Halloween (strangled with telephone chord by Michael Myers) 17) Charlie - Trick R Treat (poisoned with chocolate bar and throwing up chocolate by Steven Wilkins) 18) Baseball Coach - Maximum Overdrive (bludgeoned by pop vending machine) 19) Missy Armitage - Get Out (stabbed with letter opener by Chris Washington) 20) Marion Crane - Psycho remake (stabbed in shower by Norman Bates)

9:03 you’re welcome

30:30---Literally the ONLY one where I instantly knew the movie.

as someone who LOVES making these sorts of trivia games, I really love seeing you guys share these and seeing how seriously James takes them. It always makes me so happy when someone really tries hard at a game I put together, and this gives me hope that I can find someone who will appreciate it and play along 💕

8:21 “Toilet golf, give it a whack! Toilet golf, dAUGHHGGGG” James imitating the noise at 10:24 was funny too Warning for myself for future reference: there’s the sound of someone throwing up at the 55 min mark…augh. (I have a thing with vomit noises sorry)

You're the only one, who can make an video longer than 1 hour thats still entertaining.

James ASMR Janisse

James if you ever read this, i only got 6 points. I guessed Wishmaster for 50% of the questions.

36:03 Hey, this noise rings a bell!

FINALLY. I love these types of topics on the Podcasts.

Every sound, I was convinced came from Evil Dead. Apparently, I'm not very good at these games... So.....no, Jams. I did NOT beat you. I got, like, a 4. I didn't even get the slider game. All I have is this vaseline, to make my "not slider game 'cause I didn't win" work better.

i found you guys before the big explosion in subscribers and i'm so proud to see where this channel has gone, and is going in the future. james and chelsea are so comforting and welcoming and create such good content so often. i'm so proud of both of you for what you've accomplished and i can't wait to see what you have in store for 2019. :)

I recognize the Ring kill the moment I heard the static noise but didn't get the kill.

“I’m gonna choose the squatty potty every time!” I’m cryinnggg 😂

1:06:44 Look at that. James' face is full of so much joy. Christmas came early!

The running Psycho remake you guys have going on is absolutely EVERYTHING.

I WANT TO SEE JAMES ON SURVIVOR!!!

Hey James and Chelsea, I absolutely love the videos ! Even though the content can be dark, they always brighten up may day :) I would like to see more old school monster movies in the kill count like Dracula, The Mummy, Freaks ... Or even some Vincent Price movies like Dr. Phibes. Love you guys

I got the Maximum Overdrive one immediately...I'm so proud of myself.

I love how James always throws in little nods of his Survivor fandom. As a survivor fanatic i appreciate him.

REALLY enjoyed this game/podcast! You guys should definitely do more Guess The Kill podcasts

I KNEW THE FRANKENSTEIN ONE FROM THE BEGINNING!!! YAY!!! Great job James and Chelsea!

"Technically killed by a character in another franchise" My first thought was, it's gotta be Halloween, Micheal Myers is technically Kirk. Find out it's scream, but I was close thinking of Micheal

It's really sweet how much you two obviously love each other!

watching this a year and a half after the fact is so tough because James has covered so many more movies since then

On that last kill sound, I was right with James in that realization- such a Chelsea thing to bring up the psycho remake.

James brought a beer because he thought they were filming a drunk disney!

This was so awesome I would love to see more Guess The Kill podcasts it was so enjoyable to watch and once again thanks for the great content

Got about 3, but enjoyed every second! You two have knack for making time fly.

Only the dopest prizes in this game show.

Oh man, the reaction to the 90s Psycho remake. Priceless. Great episode guys.

This is one of my favorite episodes- I would love to see a repeat of it someday! Maybe like, only with kill count movies since there are so many more now, and with the 20 questions and decades rules already in place. XD but there's so much fun stuff you guys have covered since this!

Please do another one of these! It was so fun to play along and watch James get frustrated 😂

I guessed the killer klowns kill! Also, James givin' ASMR during all those horror sounds 🤣

this was so fun. even with the questions, james that was impressive!

I started listening to this in the car, and when you described adding petroleum jelly to the slider puzzle (minus the visual of what that actually was) and it making the operation easier, I definitely interpreted that as someone who was planning on eating all of the pieces of a puzzle and wanted to make sure the doctor could have a simple time getting them out/them passing later.

just watch a whole week of just Dead meat on RU-vid and i am proud of it

I love the Santa hat on the Billy puppet

Nothing today will top my delight at knowing what the last one was and waiting for James to realize. Well done, Chelsea! 😂

Hey James and Chelsea, i would just like to tell you that i think your guys's channel is awesome. You made me love horror movies again .

i was mentally screaming at james during the scream and saw ones LOL

Dude! Can you do "The Collector" kill count! That is one of my favorite movies!!!

was anyone else just screaming "UNFIRENDED" at the screen when the blender kill came up?

I watch dead meat podcast everyday in school and I just love listening to you guys

I don’t know why I haven’t been watching these! Gotta catch up and start watching!!

39:50 I say twenteens. Also, I can't believe that FT13th was never on the list.

Ya'll have me dead with that last question, throwing a remake at the end. Lmao

is it weird that this podcast is genuinely my comfort content

the only kill i got immediately was the ring and i was screaming at my computer waiting for james to guess it this is a really cool idea i would totally be down for a part two, although i doubt either of you will be haha love the podcast!!

James and Chelsea! Y’all should check out Blood Drive the show, I think y’all would like it a lot.

I got three and I'm proud of myself haha The Thing, Halloween, and Get Out (I've seen Halloween and The Thing enough times to mostly know lol)

Super hard! But great work Chelsea. Love the amount of work put into these episodes :)

i was screaming at you during the “your next” part lmao. i knew it as soon as i heard the music

Even Billy is in Christhmas mood

i am genuinely surprised that James has not done the shinning yet

You guys are amazing, thank you !!

Merry Christmas James and Chelsea and dead meat

.*listening to podcast while playing smash*, *mentions playing smash*, *smashing intensifies*.

Me and James both yelled Jaws at the same time and I would be shocked if not for the “well what the fuck” he said afterwards with that hand movement. I’m too busy laughing my ass off Edit: I swear to god me and James are on the same level of thinking cause at 34:37 we both said Cujo out loud when the clip was played. Edit: 42:09 I SWEAR JAMES STOP WITH SAYING WHAT I’M THINKING

This is an utter fucking delight. I love you folks!

56:13 damn right we will!! I would have listened to that whole damn unedited video!! Love the videos! ❤️