Guessing Random Things About You | ASMR 

"Are you human?" *sweating* "Next question"

akinator: rift: *IM BOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*

He’s not writing, but drawing the person that would answer yes to all these questions

im going to do everything he asked here so that when i come back to this video i can finally say yes to everything

“When you were 12, did you steal a candy bar from your local convenience store” I plead the fifth

“Are you human” “I think this is getting a little personal”

Imagine the person who actually had the poetry reading one, but they were like "AWWW mate... so close.... it's not a jellyfish... it's a squid.... but everything else is spot on!"

"Do you have a tatto on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" that is the most oddly specific thing i have ever heard

2:49 - My friend after I kill his Minecraft dog

11:59 "when you were 12 years old, did you happen to steal a candy bar from the local convenience store?" "For legal reasons, my answer is no."

“Is metal your favorite music genre” Finally, some representation for me and my people

I like that when he asks questions like are you tired he doesn’t say what he writes as to let the answers be universal

“Is the fourth letter in your name q?” Me with three letters in my name: *yes*

“is the fourth letter in your name q?” *Lord Farquaad shifts uncomfortably*

most people see these as questions, i see a bucket list.

Plot twist: he's trying to find out our social security number but he's asking other questions so we don't find out

"Are you human?" *Zuckerberg sips water intensely*

Rift: do you have a soul? Me, a university student: I used to

“When you were 12 yrs old did u steal a candy bar from a local convenience store?” My lawyer informs me to remain silent.

I just wanna see what the papers look like when he's done with these type of videos. I wanna know whether he just scribbles or actually writes stuff down.

“Are you human?” “No this is Patrick”

If you answered yes to any of the questions, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

his voice is so clear even when whispering 😳

"Have you ever cheated death-" Yes. "-out of $10‽" What? N-well..no Took me for a loop

He’s writing “I can’t believe I get paid for this shit” over and over again

"Are you an intellectual?" *Everyone:* *Me, an intellectual:* "Yes."

Some of these questions feel more like a psychic evaluation. "do you have an obsession with fire" well, that depends on what you're gonna do with that information, doc

“Can you run fast enough to get away from the police.” Me: Depends

"Are you human" *RU-vid algorithm starts sweating*

"Are you human?" Nah im American

You actually guessed my least favorite letter and I am really proud of both of us for that

Him: Do you live in a warm climate? Me, melting in 40°C: NoPe

When he said, "do u have a soul" Me a ginger: no?

Imagine Rift just guessing your phone number and address when you are about to fall asleep

I come back to this video because the way he describes his actions as he does them when he asks “do you like this sound”, like saying that he is putting his clipboard down and leaving the pen open and all that makes me feel safe in a way

"Do you have a tattoo on your left leg of a one legged victorian high back chair where sits a jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decript of the inhabitents of the inner sanctum of the eternally finite thaumaltariums" *me sweating* uh......yes

Plot twist: He was looking in a mirror, this was a self motivating video.

I have the weird feeling his questions are really facts about himself

He seems so into it and joyful and it awesome and he came up with so many questions it’s amazing and his hairstyle is actually pretty damn cool

I am so alone and lonely and in despair with depression. I just started trying out various ASMR's and I typed ASNR conversations because I need so bad to feel like someone cares. Thank you I enjoy this and subbed to your channel. I also enjoy the lightheartedness too. Though I cried but that's just me.

him: can you run fast enough to get away from the police me, in my wheelchair:

"are you ready" "Man I hope these get easier" "Are you comfertable" "Come on give me an easier one" "Are you tired" "Now that better be retorical why else am I here" "Are you human" "Oh come on back to the impossible ones"

The tattoo was wild

Imagine the one person in the world who he got everything right about finding this video and freaking out

"Are you human?" Jesus Christ: well yes but actually no

One of the best asmr videos ever. This and #2. There is something so calming about this structure.

3:22 How’d you know? Man this guy is good!

*looks at my Dog named Horse* Me: We’re leaving..

Think about it, in some universe, there is is probably some guy that relates to every single one of his questions and he is just staring creeped out on his screen.

time to go get that tattoo specifically

This is actualy the only asmr video that puts me to sleep anymore.

Him: "Are you human" Me: *short circuits and explodes*

"Do you have a tattoo, on your left calf, of a one legged victorian high back chair in which sits a... Jellyfish... Which represents the struggle..." This question only goes on for about a paragraph, which must R E A L L Y freak out the one person in the world that may have it... Just think...

The “is metal your favorite music genre?” That actually scared me cause I assumed he was gonna use pop or country or maybe even rap as that but if he said death metal or nu metal I would’ve fr been so creeped out cause I love both of those genres 😭😭

My name is walter hartwell white

Him: Do you have a pet dog named horse? Me: No but I have a pet horse named dog.

“Is metal your favorite music genre?” *headbangs aggressively*

Erm actually.. 8:44 this really is my favourite colour 👀 Always was my fav, i painted my bedroom this colour and put black vinyls up of crows flying and a tree with leaves blowing across the side of my wall

“Are you human?” “Negative. I am a meat popsicle.”

“Do you have a slight limp in your right leg because you were struck by a tree?” **VIETNAM FLASHBACKS**

What I kinda wish happened "Do you like this sound" * Screams *

This is my favorite please do more of this question ones, wish every asmr did this

Every question he asked: FIRST SET OF QUESTIONS Are you ready? Are you comfortable? Are you tired? Are you human? Do you have a soul? Is metal your favorite music genre? Do you have a tattoo on your left calf of a one leged Victorian high back chair in which sits a man a war jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maline stalagmites which represents the on going struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majestys decree to the inhabitants of the inner sanctum of the eternaly fine knight thowelltarians? Did you eat a carrot today but without peeling it? Is the first digit of your national identification number which is your social security number your identity number etc. the number zero? Did you ever download any Metallica songs using Napster? Is the fourth letter in your surname the letter Q? Do you like this sound? (Raffia yarn?) Do you happen to live on a street named street road? Is your favorite color quinacridone magenta? (you won't be graded on this don't worry) Can you play the violin? Were you born in the month of September? Would you consider yourself a philosopher? Do you have precisely $43.07? When you were 12 years old did you happen to steal a candy bar from the local convenient store? Do you wear a 7 and a half size shoe? Do you happen to live in an abode made of clay? Have you completed chapter 3 of your manifesto but you're not quite sure what to write for chapter 4 so you decided to take a break and are now resuming chapter 8 of your memuars? Do you own a pet dog named horse? Is your least favorite smell the smell of mayonnaise? Is the third letter of your first name the letter I? Have you ever cheated death out of more than $10? Are you a card carrying member of the tin foil society? Do you call earth your home? Do you own two pairs of sneakers, one pair of dress shoes, and a complete collection of Breaking Bad series on a DVD or Blu-ray? Can you run fast enough to get away from the police? Have you recently given up, giving up and focused more on giving in? Do you live in a warm climate? Is the sixth digit of your national identification number again, that's your identity number, social security number etc. the number 7? Is your favorite number 39,074,211.8004435⁸? Do you bite, pick, and/or peel your fingernails? That's going to complete the first part of the questions SECOND SET OF QUESTIONS Do you have irrational fear of one day not having any milk in your refrigerator to go with your cookies? Are you a die hard Marvel fan but you secretly watch and read DC unbeknownst to those in your inner circle who would throw you into a pit of malnourished rabbid goats should they ever find out? Are there a total of 9 continents and 5 vowels in your full name Do you wish your name had more continents than vowels? Is your favorite hard candy butterscotch? Do you own 2 belts, one is black and the other is brown? Do you have a pet Katherine named parallelogram? Do you walk with a slight limp in your right leg ever since you were struck by a tree? Is your least favorite letter the letter R? Is the fith digit of your phone number the number 2? Do you like this sound? (Black Shoe 👞) Were you born on a Monday at 2:03pm? Are you an intellectual? Is your favorite flavor cake? Did you your breakfast this morning consist of one egg over easy, two slices of Canadian bacon, and then you had one slice of toast and the bread was whole wheat, and then you had on that slice of toasted whole wheat bread you had blueberry preserves, and then to drink you had a small glass of orange juice but without the pulp because you don't like all that pulp, is that what you had for breakfast this morning? Is your least favorite number the number 479,289.8133026³? Do you still have high hopes and dreams and aspirations of becoming the world's greatest relaxer? Can you play the kazoo? Are you allergic to the sound of eyes blinking? Do you enjoy hiking and walking in nature cause you need to get away from society and people only to regret having to go back to society having to deal with people all over again? Is your other favorite letter of the alphabet the letter G? Were you stung by a bee on August 23rd 1994 at ballpark 9:48am? Is the eighth character of your secondary email addres the letter H? Is the sixth character in your primary email address the ampersand? Do you have a healthy obsession with fire? Do you truly enjoy talking on the phone? In your refrigerator on the second shelf on the right side somewhat towards the middle of the shelf, is there a half eaten cheese steak ham sandwich Ruben? Do you wish you were living in the midevil period and you were a renowned archer who was heralded throughout all the kingdoms and you were on a quest to avenge your mother's death, you prefer to travel alone, from time to time you will go to the aid of those in need for a few coins, you prefer traveling on foot, and the name of your bow is emerald? ‼️LAST SET OF QUESTIONS IN COMMENTS‼️

Rift: “it’s completely confidential” everyone in the comments: *let’s share answers*

“Are you human?” No, I’m a drawing on a sticky note named montee

"is the fourth letter in your name Q" I paused. Luckily the third letter in my name is Q, but for a moment there I was a bit freaked out lol

man these make me smile so much

him: "is your favourite colour quinacridone magenta" me, an intellectual: "I like blue"

"Were you born on Monday?" Yeah... Just coincidence probably "In the afternoon?" Yeah... Wtf man... "At 2 pm?" I'm moving some place safe rift got me...

it would have been hilarious if he just ate the clip board. i would cry in laughter

i literally jolted awake when i heard “is metal your favourite music genre”

“Do you have a soul?” Me, a ginger: “Well no sir, I don’t believe so”

"Are you ready?" "No." "**writes down** They are ready."

In all honesty this is a good video, a lot of this guys videos are great and I’d recommend him to a lot of friends who struggle with sleep and who like roleplay stuff, although I feel it would be better if he was Typing our “responses” on a keyboard or computer rather than writing them down, yes the writing is Pleasing, but IMO nothin beats keyboard taps

It's about that one time where he does get something right and you smile from ear to ear!

"Do you have a soul?" *Gingers start sweating profusely*

“does your full name have 14 letters total?” me: *sweats in latinamerican*

This video just came up on my YT start page. I never saw you before, but you're amazing. Subbed!

You need to do more shoe tapping it was HEAVENLY😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

"can you play the violin?" *Well, I beat the devil once*

Him: are you tired Me: *hasn't slept in 23 hours* No I'm fine

Uncle Rift: "Are you human?" Mark Zuckerberg: " I know that becouse I was human[em] I am human ehe"

I’m genuinely thinking about getting that tattoo

“Can you run fast enough to run away from the police” “Well shit i did when I was 12”

3:20 You know someone got that tattoo after hearing this

This guy always made me so sleepy.

“Are you human?” *he’s onto me*

“Did you eat a carrot today without peeling it?” Why...would I peel it? “Okay.”

for the people worrying that this might be an actual preson, there's no way that the 4th digit of something is a 2 digit number

this is soo smoothing

Imagine being able to answer „yes“ to the tattoo question.

"Are you feeling tired?" Everyone at 3 am trying to sleep Yeaghh

I just randomly skipped to 10 minutes & he guessed my birth month 😵‍💫

why does this man make me feel so safe? i would let him hold my drink at a party

“Are you human?” Me: Nah I’m Gay My sister: I thought you were American

"Do you have a tattoo on your left calf of a one-legged Victorian high back chair in which sits a Men O' War jellyfish reading poetry to a group of maligned stalagmites which represents the ongoing struggle between parent and child as described in chapter 12 of her majesty's decree to the inhabitants of the intersanctum of the eternally finight thameltarians?" **HOW DID YOU KNOW?**

I am gradually becoming inspired to somehow do everything I can to relate to all of these questions and it scares me

a lot of these were more accurate than i expected

"Do you swallow your gum after you finish chewing it" I heard something a little different

“Are you human?” “I must speak with my lawyer first to answer this question”