Guide: How To Pull in a Nightclub. 

Just used your tips when I went out and pulled one of the fittest Henry Hoovers in existence! Thanks Ali.

Ali I need some advice, I've recently started going to nightclubs and I keep falling into the same trap where I go on rants about how weak women are when i dont get laid and push my friends out of my car trying to stop me while I'm driving under the influence, pls make a guide that covers these scenarios and what the best course of action is (y)

Step 1: Push your best mate of 20 years out of a moving car when he tries to stop you drink-driving to the nightclub

I was really hoping this was going to be jokey/sketch video. But he's actually serious isn't he? lol

I tried to use your dance moves and I'm now not allowed within 100m of any primary school

Dopa would pull more.

you have no self awareness of what your audience is or wants. you cant build a fanbasae off of a nerdy hobby and then make nightclub advice content

Quentin Tarantino is buying this guys life story for his next movie Bipolar Unchained

don't forget, after you 'attempt' to pull in a nightclub, remember to drive home pissed and leave your best mate on the road bleeding

What a year to be alive...first Mitch Jones joins Blink 182 then grossgore becomes a youtube pick up artist.

30 years old and still talking about how to pull 🤣 Ali is stuck in the teenage years 🛹

I don't think a 29 year old single parent should be making this but who am I to judge

Imagine seeing an attractive person and your first thought is 'what would Gross Gore do?' 🤦🏻‍♀️🥲

What would gross gore do? That's right ult right into a girl and 3 men and red card them

"With your drink in your hand, you need to be scouting, looking around - not in a creepy way!" Proceeds to look around in the creepiest way possible

Bruh what you on about talking of clothes when you dress like a 45 year old retired skateboarder

The elevator music in the background has me dying. KEKW Only Gross Gore guide I’d take serious would have to be RuneScape related LUL

How you pulling with ripped skinny jeans and my lebian aunt's hairstyle?

Step 1- Get vaccinated. Step 2 - Blame the club when you don't pull Step 3 - Start a LOL twitch channel

I watched the full video and couldn’t find the part where you force yourself on a girl. Thought that was your signature move!?

wtf is this

lol this is the most degenerate thing i’ve seen in a while

Super Seducer Gross Gore expansion

10/10 advice here lads listen up

Literally dressed like a 16 year old in a 30 year old mans body

Professor gore phase hang on

Gross gore 2016: "Men will always always overcome women, I dont know how but we just do... men will always be the superior race", Gross gore 2021: "Women rule the nightclubs, dont question it". What happened to you man? softie gore.

m8 no one cares about the club and etc...lol this content wont help you grow on youtube lol do actual content like other youtubers and etc..

Should I feel embarrassed for him? Cause I'm kind of getting that vibe.. This is cringe!

Hey Ali if you’ve stopped drinking are you still gonna try to pull birds at a nightclub? Cuz being sober sleeping with someone that’s drunk is kind of rapey

here we go again

This guy clearly hasn't seen the DENNIS system smh

scouting girls? the only scouting im doing is with my ashe E

Comedy gold

Mate aren’t you the same dude who called the friend of the drunk woman a “bad friend” because she pulled the drunk woman off your lap? You’re calling friends who care for their friends bad because they didn’t want their friend hooking up with a random dude while she didn’t have control of her faculties. How to pull in a night club? Just fucking go for the ones without control of her faculties then yes?

Advice from some1 that gets laid because he buys one bottle for every girl in the nightclub, just what I needed

So did my dude forget he wasn't gonna drink again already. Bruh.

He's either an absolute five headed human with the satirical wit of a genius.. or if this is genuine and he completely means this video with all sincerity then maybe he's reached a point no other human has reached with insanity before. You couldn't make this up... on what planet does he think (if it's not a genius skit) this would be well received The mans almost 30 and presents himself dressing like a time capsulated individual stuck in a tribute band for NSYNC mixed between his even apparent younger self's ambitions of becoming Ash Ketchum with the only thing he's caught is an STI or two among my aunty terri's lesbian haircut with blonde tips. What tops it off is the classical jazz, mixed in with the man holding an iPad with his notes imbedded on it as if he's presenting an Investor presentation for a mass of Hedgefund Capital Investors. The mans personality and sense of self has more twists than the British lockdown rules.

Felt comfortable watching this in public until the grinding bit started

Funniest gross gore video I’ve ever seen and it wasn’t even meant to be funny in the slightest 🤣🤣🤣

"all nightclubs have the same 3 floors" .........? lol

I watched this video and now I’m a sex predator

i did everything but the club didnt have a middle floor so i think thats why i couldnt get laid :(

Thanks for the video, eagerly awaiting the "How to be less of a girl magnet" ...I've literally got a queue at the front door after watching this. ♥️ Love you Ali

You ain’t pulling bro🥴

“Never expect anything” From the guy who’s literally made a video about how not bonking completely ruined one of his nights in Brighton 🤣

when do i tell them im banned from twitch for sexual assault?

Actual good advice. My pulling game in nightclubs was so good back in the days when I was 18-22. I am a really good dancer though, so going all out on dancing worked often for me, especially on reggeaton or hip hop. I am 27 now with 2 daughters and I don't go clubbing anymore. Feels nostalgic watching this though.

Predator returns

Rule 8. Get pissed. Coming from someone who last week said they were never drinking alcohol again

Ali I want you to know that videos like these are actually very well made and thought out and that it really fits you but even then people will still be disliking, memeing, making jokes etc because of your past and some recent stuff. If you keep making good content that whole negative vibe will fade away and success will once again be there for you. Stay strong :)

You definitely went to a Turkish barber “can I have a trim please” “Ok I give you skin head”

As a nightclub security of 6 years step 2 is the only one I would say you got right

"This video is for straight men between the age of 18 - 29 (his age)" 😂😂😂

What a shame dude you didn't even Learn from your mistake SMH I'm so disappointed

So many mob mentality hater comments but this is solid advice.

If you love nightclubs so much why not start your own?

Shortened version: Ask if “You want to hold this wood”

I got rejected today like twice or 3 times at the night club or like it was half half, got kinda uspet, but I guess thats what it is, try again tomorrow and next week FUCK IT LETS GO love you gross gore

Anyone remember the gross gore yacht video? Getting those cringe vibes

Imagine taking advice on how to pull in a nightclub from a dude that's 30...

Imagine going to a club to go to the dance floor and do this 9:23

Honestly such a creep

Ali mate I did your tips but I pulled men? what did I do wrong?

what's with the happy ending message background music.

Thank you Coach Gorse Gore. I will be using what I’ve learned from you this weekend.

The fact this man tracked the perfect time too pull is so damn predatory. Who even watches this shit? I can understand watching a video talking about confidence/looking presentable, but the most likely times you’d pull? That’s fuckin insane Edit: “scouting time” NAAAAAAAAAH

Jesus, I'm not going to watch this one. I don't want to learn how to be a predator.

I swear to god this is the most cringe shit i've watched

me, a 22 yr old woman, watching this: 👁️👄👁️

Dude what is this trainwreck nobody asked for dating advice we all very clearly told you what we wanted

bruh you are someones father...

instructions unclear, pulled a 46 year old male

btw, the whole video can be replaced in your mind, while you are at the club , by saying to yourself'' what would gross gore do?!''.after that the success is in the cards ;)

Will you ever do cooking streams again? 🤔

Guys remember it is literally free to downvote this video

Women will toast you with their beer or drink to let you know you can approach

Your hair looks better short

Right, so ignore this video. Go out and have fun with your friends and it will happen naturally. No creepy schedule of moves and techniques hahaha

HAHAH nah I died at the dancing

My best nights were the unplanned ones

Cmon man you've fallen off so bad

Nice vid Ali mate

Imagine I served you 3 for 90 in kokos just last week small world

Ok but for real these are some good tips lol

dont know what the hate is, this dude truly is an expert at this. make one about bars ali!

"Educational" Hahahahaha

Honestly his first two points are actually pretty accurate

Everytime im in the club I ask myself, what would grossie do?

Funniest video ive seen this month thank you Grossie

I will make sure my kids will see this at the age of 9 very educational

When u get 99 Magic

how to steal teenage girls from other teenagers

This guy is already back to drinking lmfao after saying he almost died

can you do a Guide: How to pull at Runefest?

Reminds me of that Overboard humor guy. He's going there.

Finally best content is back

is this guy serious? he really thinks we need his advice! the guys deranged!!! Predator gore

What in the fuck🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

Going from one extreme to another.