You are so funny Guido - I was born in the U.K to Italian parents and everything you talk about I know so so well the mentality the language the accent its just the same here.
Where are you? You are a disgrace come home admittedly You are living a good life. *pause* What do i have to do? Call the police, say my son is destroying the city. Do you think you live in a hotel? Bring me the car admittedly
Grande !!!! E perfettamente bilingue. But then we soon realize why the perks of living at the parents' house other than for a short visit or holiday can't outweight the downsides. Only some Italians make out that a bit late...
Guido your a disgrace come home at once. It’s a girl isn’t it. Do I need to call the police and tell them your out burning down the city Do you think this is a hotel. Bring me the car at once If your not up by 7 I will burn you in your bed. My Italian is rusty but I believe I’m accurate in my translation.
Every single one of these guys is I'm 28 I'm 32 one guy was 45 this one's 36 this one's 30 and I'm living at home with my mother or living with my parents... pause... look around... grin nod your head... wait for a laugh... cheap tired and bogus. I never know what to believe, usually I don't believe them. I know it's only comedy but it's funnier if you believe it's true then if you make up the same old stupid shit that everybody uses. We have to find the very first guy who ever told that joke and then accuse everybody of stealing that joke from him. And the top it off I'm tired of these guys making fun of their mothers... their fathers is one thing... but the mothers, it's so cliché
