Gwyneth Paltrow’s Guide to the Holidays 

i love that gwyneth is in on the joke. she just gets it

Well, it looks like Taylor can let Joe rest a bit now...

She kept Taylors scarf 🤣 I love this

SHE TOOK THE SCARF INSTEAD OF GIVING IT TO TAYLOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gwyneth Paltrow loves Taylor Swift

You are the Best Gwyn!!Heading into town this weekend hope this Target carries your Goop.Happy Holiday's!!❤

Love it 😂😂

Gwyneth picked Taylor Swift Red Scarf

I hope that jacket is Stella Mccartney😉🌱🌎🕊⭐️❤️

Omg the was beautiful video

Okay but where can I buy that pink cape? I'm obsessed!

not the vibrator HELPPPPP

coool!

Absolutely love this! Joke about bread is everything! 🤣

Noooo, pleaaase, not that one. Mommy Taytay has Daddy Joejoe. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

so no one's gonna talk about what she puts on adele's? 💀

Notchu putting ts's bag next to kk's and pete's

Happy holidays, gorgeous woman!!

I LOVE You!!

Brav-oh!

Scamming ppl LETS GOOOOO!!! So cool & epic

she really took the scarf and gave Taylor the vibrator- uhh- alr babe BAHA I LOVE HER

Lmao take that pleasure taylor 😂

It’s the Kim & Pete tag for me 💀😅👌🏾

We 💛 this!!!

Haha! ❤️❤️❤️

Ok, I Find her so vapid usually, but this was funny!

😂😂😂 I love it!

Oh gwyneth палтрович. My damascus rose dressed in the evening dawn, my damascus dirk blade, my sun at the zenith of glory and valor, my cherished guiding star in the night, my Oasis of the fatherland in the desert of the despair of people and the troubles of times my odd Joy, my sprout of hope, l love you, Gwyneth Kate Paltrow! Happy New year 2022 May it be safe for you and your family. Всё тот же. Всё там же.

My love gwyneth палтрович, have a good year!

C-tier attempt to make a Ryan Reynolds commercial.

Good sense of humor 😆

I liked this

Karlie Kloss wants to share Taylor's gift....

Love it

Незнаю почему?! Гвинет моя душа к тебе стремится!!

Charmant 🎄🥂

Happy happy my love gwyneth paltrow

👏🏼👏🏼😉😂👍🏼💖🌲☕️🕯

Not gonna lie...this is f*cking hilarious.

kim k and peter D. ?? its wierd how fast they got normalized lmao

Taylor Swift is a role model ❤

You Best

Goop good,Paltrow best!

this was hilarious

She’s starting to look like Anne Heche

We're my VA Jay Jay candles burning? On Christmas Eve? You know, eau de seven fishes?

Happy New year 2022, my jewish Princess of my heart, good luck.

Good afternon gwyneth Paltrow a deseendant of the russian sagittarius writes to you and judging by the words of his relatives and father, one of the Soldier of the arther of the tsar of russian Ivan vasilyevich Rurikovich, nicnamed Ivan 4 the terrible, who probably fought in Belarus and lithuania, Riga, Kazan, Astrakhan, and in the City of Polotsk, was noted when jews for their jewish faith in the western Dvina river for wanting to be baptized were unwilling to convert from jews to orthodox Christianity, but what say was the case on febrary 18,1563,what kind of baptism, frost, snow, ice, l bathed in epiphany on january 19,byt baptism on january 19 and the case on febrary 18,by the way, My cousin was born on febrary 18, 1938 and My own Sister was born in 1950,and l did a partial circumcision, circumcision on febrary 18,phimosis,you know..., in short, What l wanted to write, My father served in Belarus as a lieutenant of the quartermaster service of the MGB under stalin in the 1940s-1950s,2 Baltic front.in the 2 nd world war. Your GP, Belarusian paternal surnames, Paltrovich, Paltrovich in Belarusian means-an orphan dependent Child, for example, it is possible but unlikely, but l repeat once again it is possible that your distait ancestor, Paltrovich was once taken as an orphan and perharps after 300 jews were drowned in the western Dvina, we are the archers of tsar Ivan 4 the terrible, husband and wife which l regret, l apologize, are to blame. Hower, you are still My jewish Princess of My heart, you Will not read My scripture, and if you do, you Will not forgive me.... Greetings from Russia with respect to the blessed GP. Sergey. Psycho. The son of Major of the ministry of lnterna affairs, the grand son of the dispossessed, but how many of us are like that, a whole legion. Sorry. С рождеством наступающим. Всё тот же.. Все там же..

Gwyneth paltrow my favorit bagel-donut 😋

Ну, ну, с наступающим сердечная гвини beautiful

Glow-tini. Love it.

Happy christmas, gwyneth Paltrow, good luck!

Good afternon gwyneth Paltrow a deseendant of the russian sagittarius writes to you, and judging by the words of his relatives and father, one of the Soldier Ivan vasilyevich Rurikovich, nicnamed Ivan 4 the terrible, who probably fought in Belarus and lithuania, Riga, Kazan, Astrakhan and in the City of Polotsk, was noted when jews for their jewish faith faith in the western Dvina river for not wanting to be baptized were unwilling to convert from jews to orthodox Christianity byt what

Whoever says she's not getting old needs glasses

Surprised she didn’t charge me $5,000 just to watch this video, honestly. Goop is a scam.

wtf

Once again, merry christmas, My beloved jewish Princess of My heart Gwyneth Paltrow we are of curse to blame that in the streltsy troops of the tsar of Russia lvan 4 the ferrible, an ancestor participated in the capture of the citi of Polotsk, and that the jews ware drowned, but later another tsar of Russia, Petr 1 Romanov, executed sagittarius, a deseendant of sagittarius, lvan 4 and My ancestor, the trutu is one, his son was sent to the baltic to the galleys of the royal mercy.., yes, he is not the only one executed ancestor, sagittarius lvan 4 the terrible Rurikovich, grandfather 1, in streltsy, sagittarius in my family, well, there is a story in the family that lvan 3 pum on a stake in the City of Novgorod, and we died in the wars for the same citi Novgorod, and the City Pskov, in general, died on a tree on a wooden stake in 1477(and by the way in turns out l was born 500 years later) such an indecent death, and you jews cursed everyone hanging on atree, so apparently jesus christ as he introduced Christian to himself. At the same time, in the 1470s we pitied the jews listened to you, and lvan 3 called the jews heresy, we had such 1 acquaintance with you as jews, and tsar lvan 3, being a scandinavian Rurikovich narman, became a Roman emperor deseendant of Octavian, apparently by the female branch?, and the City of Mosscov 3 Rome, the capital of Russia and the coat of arms of the byzantine two main eagle. Happy New year 2022 health to you Gwyneth Paltrow, Apple, Moses, danner, you Sister s and family.... P. S. The barmitsa was all eaten up, Natasha, a jewish neighbor, came in 1972,born in May, brought to remember her mother, a year has already passed, tume is flying fast, her grandfather in the MGB, her captain, My lieutenant, remember, and as former president Dmitry Medvedev saus there is no mony, byt you holdon, and there is nothing to eat, but there is nothing to eat, but there is sour wine, and champagne for the New, year, the New year Will be with spaghetti pasta, or rather with noodles andchampagne, like the degenerates who l am. Смех не грех...?... That loser loser am l ?..

Merry orthodox Christian christmas to gwyneth paltrow. Remembering the city of veliky Novgorod and the city of Pskov, the times of the knights of the 1200s of the war of the st. Alexander Nevsky and st. Dmitry Donskoy, then from the blows of swords the helmet of the warriors had such a chain mail made of metal rings, was called a barmitsa, like the jew coming of age here is such a barmitsa deseendant of Pskov and Novgorod-my father did not have enough during the 2nd world war aftor veliky Novgorod went further under the city of Riga, he received a gunshot wound in the back of the head where it should have been located from the sword of the barmitsa. I got into a medical battalion and the soviet medical battalion was located in the former fascist latvian concentration camp, which was previeusly recaptured from the germans by salaspits of some other in latvia there were a lot of the. My father was patched up and returned to service in 1945after the war he continued his service in 2014 a stroke and a beain aneurysm died. For the liberation of latvia, 327000 soldier of the ussr died. The father was weunded before koenigsberg. Fascist were beaten in latvia by german on Hitleris side, and latvian, lithuanians, estonians, fins even swedes were. And the barmaid Last year was mine, though not my faith, but phimosis. I'm sorry miss paltrowich for Polotsk..

L + Ratio

Палтроу гвиночек Ты празничный медочек..

Such a British accent or is it me???

This would have been cute if not so out of touch

С наступающим гвинет пелтров поздравляю, счастья здоровья, любви я вам желаю!

Как говорится тот воняет кто глубоко ныряет.. Good luck GP

Милой гвиненки, целую губенки!!

GP не пей много моя любовь..

В июле 24 мне стало 45.. Паспорт 26 июля оформили, Тогда же в июле 2022 выдали. Дело за тобой.. В сентябре тебе 50.. Но прелести твои и в 50.. Моё желание возбудят..

GP l kiss your claw . Бедрышко целую милой гвинички ,от коленки до ягодички..

Сегодня у нас в россии день ЧК, МГБ, КГБ, ФСБ, у путина праздник, вобщем ну и у покойного моего отца лейтенанта Сталинского МГБ тоже праздник был бы.. Я пьян румян, и весел.

wtf