#Gymnastics #SimoneBiles #Fail
BEAM PARODY COMING NEXT! 😂LIKE & SUBSCRIBE to see it first! FYI, this is a SATIRE of our 3 love-hate NBC commentators: NASTIA LIUKIN, TIM DAGGETT & ELFI SCHLEGEL. Our hypothetical homegirl may be struggling on the uneven bars but she's unknowingly performing the WORLD'S MOST DIFFICULT BAR ROUTINE - so give her some credit! My intention is NOT to make fun of individual gymnasts (OK fine... just Nastia lmao). Instead, let us all remember how difficult gymnastics is, how incredible it is to see gymnasts think on their feet and readjust and accomplish incredible saves, and most crucially, how often commentators and we as viewers (*cough* gymternet *cough*) seem to forget that.
Theoretical D-score calculation in 2017 - 2021 CoP *
Top 8 skills incl. dismount: 4.4 (H, F, E, E, E, E, E, E = 0.8 * 1 + 0.6 * 1 + 0.5 * 6)
Composition requirements: 2.0
1: High to low transition and vice versa ✅ +0.5
2: Same-bar release ✅+0.5
3: Full-turn pirouette ✅+0.5
4: At least two different grips ✅+0.5
Total connection value: 3.8
Only 3 skills per entry type count ✅
Hip (max 3): hip layout tkachev, shaposh, hip 3/2
Bwd Stalder (max 3): downie, chow, stalder 3/2
Toe-on (max 3): seitz, toe 3/2, maloney
Inbar (max 3): komova 2, komova 1, inbar 1/2
Fwd Stalder (max 3): endo 1/1, endo ono (huang)
No limits on kip cast or giant skills (either fwd or bwd, grip doesn't matter - all other skills fall into this category)
Difficulty: 10.2 (4.4 + 2.0 + 3.8)
CoP 2021 - 2024: 10.0
CoP 2017 - 2021: 10.2
CoP 2013 - 2016: 10.4
CoP 2009 - 2012: 11.1
CoP 2006 - 2008: 12.1
NOTE: for the commentary, I have pieced together various phrases, words and guttural sounds of theirs in an effort to satirize. All of them come from broadcasts with the exception of nastia's gasp sound effect (lolol) which comes from her men doing women's gymnastics reaction video with shawn johnson.
16 окт 2024
