HAALAND (DISS TRACK) 

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This wasn’t a haaland diss track, this was the whole bloody city team diss track

Bro has a personal beef with Pep Guardiola 💀

Who’s watching this in 2024

"Your manager looks like a egg" got me rolling on the floor😂

Who actually likes Haaland 👇🏻

“DE BRUYNE IS YOUR SIDE THING”💀 “Got me rolling on the floor ngl”😂

People who support city 👇

As a city fan this song was still 🔥🔥

The goats finally back ❤ Edit:Thanks for the likes

i can’t stop listening to this😭

Bro when he said he’s got big legs and a big forehead why are your goals so dead is a violation 😂😂

I could that slap and scream from outer space😂 that was personal😂

He doesnt need an oscar The oscar needs him Yes i liked my own comment

The violations or crazy had me dying on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Anyone 2024 👇🏾

Haaland really loves scoring honestly

Imagine Haaland just going through shorts and watches this😂😂

“ De Bruyne is your side thing” 😭💀

Who loves haaland I'm first😅😅

As a spurs and inter Milan fan I will play this on repeat

Pep, Haaland, and De Bruyne watching this 💀💀

“He got big legs and a big forehead” 💀

Bro whoever he disses wins the trophy😂 Explaination:He dissed Argentina for the world cup n they won he dissed city n they won😂 Btw loved the disstrack❤️

the "your manger looks like a egg" felt personal

“head still bolding” bru that got me dead 😂😂😂😂

Bro roasted my football team in less than 60 seconds 💀

"Your manager looks like an egg" Lmaooo I died 😂😂

“We have got on hope because you play for City.” Haaland: “So you have chosen death.”

“Your manager looks like an egg” got me fr 💀💀💀

When he says your manager looks like an egg made me cracking

Bro did a whole disstrack in 1 minute

WE ARE MAKING IT OFF THE BENCHS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Bro needs a raise to roast more teams 💀

This needs to be played on the FA cup final. And every final Haaland goes in with city.

Bro got some beef with pep😂 💀

my man woke up and chose violence today 💀

Bro got violated when his manager heard he turned fully bold

So true my bro is the new Haaland with a big forehead 😂😂😂

And that's how I ended up in jail my son😂😂

The goat of rapper is back 🤩❤️

This guy should have his own spotify playlist these songs are cold

That slap was personal💀

the part when Pep Guardiola got violated got me dying on the floor.

Peps still bolding"got me for sure😂😅

This aged better than my dad getting milk💀

Next thing you know in 2024 he becomes the best player in the world😂😂

Pep is sending Ruben Dias, Kyle walker, Haaland, akanji, John stones and Gvardiol your way.

Man City fans 👇

De bruiyne side thing got me choking on my water 💀

This man should do a diss track on the 115 charges city currently have 😂

Those who think messi is the real goat 🐐

The manager looks like an egg got me😂😂😂😂😂

“Your manager looks like an egg”💀💀

Man City fans when FFP:💀

City fan button 👇

Those who didn’t come from Tiktok, are allowed to like this comment…

he was even clapping to the beat 💀

Bro you can't forget he is the 🤖 robot

my ears are bleeding from the melodies of this song

KDB: what the hell is that (Hears KDB is your side thing)

**him diss haaland** **haaland winning the champions league** We dont talk about that😂

bro haaland is too good to the point that this turned into a pleading lmaoo

Iam a city fans and this is world class 😂

Bro got humbled real quick 😂

the forehead roast is just a violation😂😂💀💀💀

The de bruyne side thing got me rolling 😂💀

Your manager look like a egg. I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

If this isnt played at my funeral i ain't dying

*Bro did De Bruyne dirty* 💀

Haaland has won the ucl, fa cup , pl , golden boot , pl best player of the season , best youngest player of the season , the topscorer of ucl , the topscorer of pl , etc. In one season . What if he missed the most this season??!! Ronaldo scored 1 goal with 2 asist in 2003 and he's such a great player. Yall cry Like babies when haaland destroys your clubs 😂😂

Imagine if Haaland sees this and meets him UNO

Your manager looks like a egg Got me cracking 🤣 😂

This hits harder then my mums belt

The slap was personal LOL 😂

People who just skip the video 👇🏻

The greatest road man rapper ❤️😂

“We have got no hope cause you play for city“ that aged well 💀

Somebody do this for Max Verstappen

Pep been real quiet since this dropped

Bro legit dissed my man

This guy roasted haland more than roasted chicken 💀😂😂 (and yes I did like my own comment) edit: thx for the likes

Imagine if the whole city club saw this

Sorry for copying your video

Pep's still balding'' got me on the floor💀

Let's go the goat is back

Bro has a personal vendetta against City 💀

This didnt age well. He won the Premier League

Haaland: ok *leaves prem* Also haaland: *joins Colchester united* 💀

"ur manager looks like an egg" DAMMM that was cold🥶🥶 Edit:tysm for the likes🤯

Bro got humbled real quick ☠️💀

Your manager looks like a egg got me rolling 💀

This is a Haaland violation.

Sounds like a mix of Rasputin and Haaland dissing

The " eeoooeeeoo peps still balding” got me 💀

I love haaland. ❤❤❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😘😘😘😘😘

Dude doesn’t know he just roasted the only man who needs a diss track?😂😂😂

Ngl this actually hits good

Bro has beef with pep and Man City 🤣💀

Rip De Bruyne also in the ballon d'or rap he said "De Bruyne is looking shy, I'm sleeping with his wife"