"Haaland Is Not Human...🤖" 

his shot was so fast that i had to slow down the vid what the hell absolute beast

Bro really ripped one after that absolute banger

he shot it so hard that when he hit the ball it made a basketball sound💀

When he doesn't say "I swear man" and "Everyday im shuffling" it's over bro...

Imagine if haaland shoots a ball like this directly in the liver of a defender 💀

0:05 LOL WHAT IS THAT FART

Bro the real liver king

Were you not shuffling everyday?

Man that was a shot no keeper could save

Bro’s shot was so good he had to let off a MAD fart 💀

"Shaking hands with God" Bro aint gon' have hands after that

Bro ripped absolute cheeks bro

Man is a beast

bro did a handball

If the ball rebounds off the side post and hits the goalkeeper’s face he would be the one meeting god 😭

We got Haaland farting before Gta6 💀

CRAZY SHOT POWER! 🤯

Why is he not shuffling😭

That looked like a 95mph 4seem fastball

Bro really killed that ball like his life really depended on it 💀💀💀

Not everyday he’s shuffling

That wasn't a fart, it was a notification he got

Am from norway and this is your most popular i understand😅

I dont know which one was louder him murdering the ball or that beast of a fart? 💀💀

HES NOT SHUFFLIN!

Congrats on 6.5K subs

Even in slowmotion that shot was fast but the fart was very slow😂 Edit: and ripply

Shot was 🥶 bro halland

Man I want to see him do this during a match

New goat alert

If he tried to save it, he would be up there shaking hands with God now

even slowed down the ball was moving like the wind

Everyone: Guys Halland is human Me: Nah he is robot

I got an ad of Harland before this vid 💀

YO BRO JUST HIT 4K SUBS JUST RN

Such a good striker, but against chelsea his head just wasnt helping him at all

That sound😮 when he kicks😮

I swear when I clicked on this video, a FIFA ad popped up and it's about Halland;-;

If you put the speed to 1.75 the first persons laugh sounds funny 🤣

When you have a full breakfast before training😂

King of training

Bro that fart must have had some power to it aswell

People who saw the haland add at first

was not him... was the ball... ball shat itself

that curved both directions…

Bros something else

Haaland is a freaking robot😅😅

Bro that first shot was crazy

Right after the video started,someons burped ☠️

Bro I screamed so loud I got in trouble 😂😂😂 this man is a devil 😈

he did a lil dukie 😂

He didn't fart, he was just vibrating while he cleared his cache

Yes he is an wild ostrich

0:05 bro really released an intercontinental thermonuclear shart after that one

"He would be up there shaking hands with god now..." "...but with what hands?"

“So I feel bad for his girlfriend.” R.I.P

Rip. Those Who Came Hear To listen The Sound Of "Fart"..........

Bro risked it for the clip😂

No one talking about how his hand touched the ball before the shot

I love haaland

The butcher put in there some explosive beans ngl 💀

He is CARNIVORE.... I AM CARNIVORE.....

he kicked that and made it sound like a voleyball

That ball clearly lost air, that sounded like a damn kickball

That sounded like a bullet wtf 😭

Bibidi cooked up one hell of a banger

Good shot the goalkeeper had no chance

the ball went to the freaking moon

i swear man haaland cant be human ....

random guy in background"man got that gyatt

My teammate Tyler can do the same thing. Not roasting Haaland or anything but these two people are basically the same.

if u slow it down u can hear him farting after the banger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂and that ball sounded like metal and if i hit that i woukd literally cry😡😡😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨that shot tho☠💀💀💀

Bro rlly said project haaland and project mbappe💀💀🙏🙏

Halaand is not a HUMAN, he's a human, just lowercase 💀💀

He’s not human… he’s viking

The fart💀

bros shot was so fast that the ball glitched.

haaland shot is like robert carlos

you could hear that ball getting smacked bro😂

0:19 - 26 is 😂

don't you guys remember the "TOO FAR FOR RONALDO TO THINK ABOUT IT"

Bro's shots are equal to Mike Tyson's hooks

His shot was so hard that he let it rip💀

This aged well

0:06 who heard that?

bro that fart 💀😭

We're you not shuffling today

0:05 bro really ripped one because of the goal

Nyland: Why always me?

i feel bad for haalands girl friedn when she kisses him tbh tho

I cant believe ive watched shtein for 7 months already

imagine the ball just hit someone's head 💀

bro i thought it was normal to eat liver and heart, it tastes so good 😭

Exactly he’s a ghost

Simon Henriksson, is that you?

The ball looks like it was controlled by a remote

HE JUS RIP A MAAAAAAAAAASSSIVE ONE. HOLY SHIT.

In an alternate world people are laughing at Haaland's shot that preceeded a great fart.

He ripped one before he took the short😂

0:05 "the fart 💀💀💀💀"