Haaland Is NOT Human (but his one flaw could ruin his career) 

His size could cause him injury problems, however it could also help him age better. Look at other big strikers like zlatan. Dzeko who have continued scoring goals well into their 30s

In reality he’s just an overall good athlete born with the perfect height & build. His speed comes from track and field. Mix all that with the kids hard work & you get a monster! His dribbling is definitely improving as well so he’s just going to get better! Amazing how we got front row seats to the next best.

Whatever Haaland touches turns into goals

Its not even the goals he scores, its his movements inside the box, its a wonder if everyone in the City team doesn't have an assist to him. He's bloody relentless, and i would be surprised if he isnt on for a hattrick EVERY SINGLE GAME

This man is insane they will probably win the champions league this season because of him he’s a machine

Halaand is a player u would love to hate but he just surprises you and makes you love him. I am a Liverpool fan

his stats are insane right now, ive only seen his highlights and hes an incredible striker and im rn watching man city vs brighton and already 2 goals...what a beast

He’s so good. The only thing that can stop him is injuries. Look at Brazilian Ronaldo. So fast and quick movement changes. But those are also the thing that wore down his knees. Hopefully Haaland can take care of his knees

As a youngster my manager used to say "the bigger they are, the harder they fall". It's very true, but hopefully not the case for Haaaland (even though I'm a Gunners fan). Love watching him make defenders look like Sunday leaguers. He's a beast!

If Haaland improves his dribbling and I don't mean he needs to dribble like Messi... but if Haaland can skip past just one player on dribbling runs his pace and power would pretty much set him up for chances.

As a man united fan I might not be one of his fans but l respect his craft and it would be sad if such a once in a long time player's career end because of injuries, we would all love to see how the rest of his career plays out.

Haaland scored twice today and looked fit and ready for bvb on Tuesday 22 goals and 3 assists already for Manchester City . This injury prone myth has been put to bed by him playing for Manchester City with better medical staff who will make sure he is in shape. No need to overthink this one. Haaland is here to dominate all competitions.he could sign a new contract next season. He loves the champions league he could be the missing piece to take us to glory.✅💪👍🌟🔥💥

Like an engine, it can explode if overheated. Haaland is one of the most explosive strikers in this era. However, he needs to be careful with the intensity of his playing style.

Bro your videos are amazing ! well documented , very nice put on words , your voice fit perfectly on these kind of videos ! You'r one if not the only one channel that i watch from start to finish without skipping anything ! Great job;) Great videos ! +1sub bro ! keep doing you !

After a game his city teammates were throwing their kits at the kit boy but Haaland walked up and handed it to him. This small gesture showed me what kind of person he is and i hope he stays fit and wins the world.

Another player took a very similar route. Ronaldo Luís Nazário De Lima moved to the Eredivisie before moving to Barca, who were not the club they became with Messi, and then making the step that defined his career, Inter.

He's scoring more goals even as I watch this

I'm so jealous as a united fan. I love him, I can't help it.

Watched plenty of Videos on him recently yours is the best!

That Rory Jennings clip is gold 😂 he's been wrong with predictions so many times and flips flops his opinions all the time

I really can't understand how people are unable to recognize world class talent. At the moment I saw him in Champions League (before he trasfered to Borussia), I realized he is something special. They are all admiring at his physics and that's normal, but the most important features are his maturity on the pitch and the perfect finish. Both of them are insane, especialy having in mind his age. Remember when Messi and Ronaldo were still known as just "good"? Haaland has everything needed to get on their level one day. And even beyond. I'd say he is more dominating than Mbappe.

I'm a man United fan and I knew he'd be a huge success in England. He's perfect for the league with his eye for goal, pace and power and his height. I don't think he'll stay for good, but he's a shoe in for getting city that champions league. As for his height being a problem... Zlatan. Man was a machine for years and is a legend

Amazing player. Said in an interview he was inspired by Michu. Would love to see a video on him

I absolutely love your videos man God bless you for making my Saturdays a lovely thing to wake up to

To score 9 goals in a single match is absolutely insane. Imagine if he had Messi, xavi and iniesta in his team

I love your channel there is a vibe that I love keep up the good work

Great content with lot of facts I didn't know about this wunderkind. Thumbs up!

Dont get it how people could doubt this brutal force of nature... They can only be guys who never saw him play. He is the perfect striker, such an incredible combination of speed, strength and skill. Let guys like KdB feed him and its gonna be nuts. If Haaland doesnt get a major injury, he will crush the goal record into pieces.

youre doing good f..... job bro.... love youre style .....specialy kevins video thanks i didnt know his tuff story and it def insdpoired me

Legends goes, he scored 15 times in this 15 minute video

He's the best striker he's deadly energetic and sprinter,if he's free from injury 60goals is possible

The size to injury stats are relatively immaculate as there are significantly less players with big builds

Amazing video, great content!

lets not judge him solely on his 1st season in the premiership, a true great will be doing the same things or better year after year, a bright spark is good for one or two, the future sure looks bright for the guy tho.! many great players only have one or two seasons in the premiership, then with enough video footage it becomes hella easier to play against him, times a ticking bomb and we`ll see as it goes on

Great video man. Very informative and well structured

Built different

I just came to say he is human, was responding to the thumbnail...okay I can go now

Great video, you should do one on Phil Foden next.

As a Norwegian I must admit I'm *very* disappointed with Erling so far. If he doesn't *get his bloody act together* he'll be entire 6 - that's six - goals short of my modest pre-season prediction of 63 goals! Ungoddamnacceptable!

Remember how he scored 9 against my country smh

Great video man! Btw where are you from? you sound like you have a portuguese or ucranian accent

Lists strikers who were world class but flopped in the premier league all 5 played for Chelsea

Logo vi que esta pronuncia tinha de ser portuguesa. Continua com o excelente trabalho :)

He just scored 2 goals in 2 shots. Like an hour ago 😩

nice analysis

Good luck to him. Never watched his matches, never heard of him before this WC.

Nice video, thank you!

I didn't know about his upbringing, but it brings things into perspective. Makes it all the more fascinating to watch this absolute outlier dominate the game.

Este inglês só pode ser português!! Encontrei agora o canal e tenho de dizer que é uma boa ideia, continua!

Wouldn't VVD be a similar case? IK he's a CB but the traits line up pretty well, and still he could be one of the greatest cb's of this generation, so maybe things aren't horrible though, like Haaland, VVD has been sidelined and is familiar with his fair share of injuries. Could you do a video about a man that most of youtube doesn't talk about, like, at all? Not a single person, outside of fifa content creators, talks about the legend and hero that Di Natale was. It wasn't long ago when people were looking upto him. Just putting it out as an idea, love the content btw.

Love how he just trolled Rory for that stupid statement

Good analysis

17 goals in 11 premier league games so far...

Bro went to Man city, the most dangerous attacking & top premier league club & passes balls into the net with style and everyone out here saying he’s better than all the existing & non existing players on the planet. No disrespect to the guy, luv him.

As a chelsea fan 2:09 is a violation 😭

i can't express any feeling towards people comparing between Haaland and Ronaldo. they both are on their own way, there can be no comparison to be made between them!

It's nice to see someone call out that Rory Clown

Haaland is a machine that can succeed anywhere tbh. Never underestimate a player who works like their life depends on it

Tuga segue forte 💪💪💪

Man is playing fifa career mode in real life.

One thing for sure, he doesn't go down easily for a pk.

Haaland is just amazing

Dixy Dean holds the record for most ever goals in a premier league season for Everton, they have a statue of him outside Goodison park it was like 60+ goals he scored I don’t remember how many but I know it was atleast 60 maybe even early 70s

Haaland is unreal but he can only scores tap ins and headers and that’s just facts

Everything about his life is perfect his athletics speed Strength and height

Rory Jennings loves embarrassing himself! 😂

He is indeed not human, his base form is SSJ3!

10:43 Haaland really triggered a team of stars, he really is something.

All records will go

Maybe we should give credit to the assist he gets from his teammates like Kevin De Bruyne......

theres a reason why thiago went for the balls against haaland in the liverpool vs man city game

Norway rising!! I guess.

Aguero can create as well as score goals, I'd say Aguero is the more complete player. But Haaland is built to score a LOT of goals, he is laser focused on that one thing and has this uncanny instinct to be in the right place at the right time. Basically if you can give him the service, he will score, simple as that.

With a physique like that one should know how to use it the right way and in haaland case he mastered it perfectly

Haaland, the only striker in history that has been taking off multiple times after scoring 2 goals

well it is January and he has 21 goals...not quite 32 but still exceptional half the season left as well.

I'll say it he will be the next big name in the game

I think he won't have an exceptionally long career. Something like the one Lukaku had would already be great. I know Romelu hasn't retired yet but he kinda looks like he is on his way out.

From Nepal 🇳🇵

Unfortunately he will have to consciosly decrease his performance, playing strategically to preserve himself.

It helps being in one of the best teams the premier has seen with the best manager in the world.

Tbf respect for his parents really had a kid and made him a football monster project

Brotha tás memo a viver bem porra views em alta 💯

He only needs to play for 5 more seasons and his legend shall have been sealed. A top 5 best striker of all time.

He has discipline ! For this will be number 1

Yeah saw this guy long before he joined man c , said then, he would be the best striker in prem League of he came.

There’s 3 kinds of player depending on when they achieve success and acclaim. Those who peak Early in their career. Those who are late bloomers Those who plateau and stay there for many years albeit with out much fanfare. Expect Haaland to have the first type of career, where his skill and natural ability will lead him to early success but after achieving it early his injuries will lead him to bow out much like Marco can basten

Lol using Rory is awesome 🤣

9:50 This disrespect towards Dortmund will not stand.

I live in Egypt and if halaand breaks that record well let’s just say it won’t end good in egypt

60 million is absolute bargain

Please Sadio Mane next

Haaland truely is not human! Haaland is Secretly Almight in disguise! That is his greatness since his childhoold Almight was skinny short now is Superhuman!

my stats are better.. i played 5 games, 6 assists and 2 goals in the pub league, only played striker once, and was CDM most the season

Of course erling haaland is a human he has feelings ❤

Here’s some takes Me: lol @rory *plays Rory Me:NOOOO

_Ibracadabra_ is the most impressive elite footballer where longevity is concerned. I doubt we will ever see a man that size play at the very highest level for so long. I reckon _Haaland's_ explosiveness means he would do very well to have an elite career half as long as _Ibra's._ That said, his otherworldly hit rate and the fact he now plays for one of the most creative sides in history, featuring, among others, _KDB;_ means he will very soon own most coveted goal-scoring records. Many thought it hyperbolic the first time I mentioned it, but I feel even more certain of it now: _Barring_ a nasty injury, _Haaland_ and the new dimension he adds to _Citeh_ will see them finally win the _UCL_ this season. Further, he will help them achieve what we couldn't last term, namely the unprecedented clean-sweep, grand-slam _quadruple!_ It's almost unfair that a squad that didn't really need it now has the world's best CF in their ranks. Everyone else is now playing for runners up behind _Citeh_ in all competitions, especially with _Liverpool_ at their worst and aging out of our capability to consistently play the high-intensity football we need to win... .

Bro six years ago I dreamed of this a acutely and bow its happening 😳 DE JA VU

Bro is insane

Lol he literally just scored today 😂