Haitian V's Taxi Cab Confessions Pt. 2 

I grew up on Haitian V in the eighth grade. I’m 23 now. That’s crazy how time flies. Haitian V was WAYYYY ahead of his time. He would have killed now.

Haitian V the first uber driver lol

What's your name? Jean Jean what? Baptiste Get out, liar 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅 Still hilarious after all this time.

"I Don't Do The CHRACK!!" I had tears in my eyes when he said that.

lmfaooo I'm weak "i dont do crack, I don't do maguana too" 😂😂😭😭

Lollll, "you not paying me with that, this is not a toll"

This dude is a legend, I spent all my years in college laughing at his videos and mimicking him lol 😂

It’s been a while since I watched this. This still funny af

Lmfaoo "magwanna" "im 3 quarter haitian" "you not three quarter haitian"

YOU TALKING TO DE DRUG I DON'T DO DRUG!! I DON'T DO DE KRAK!!

Lmaoooooooooo greenback😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Majah Hype brought me here! Haitian V, you’re hilarious 🤣

Haitian V im so glad you are back!!!

"We tryna make it rain..but they dnt except coins"...Lolllll O-M-G

lmaooo "Oh my GODness" lollll Jean......Baptiste lollll

"dead president? nahh that's some hard sh*t we dont smoke that" LMAOOOO

AirAfro you took my quotes LOL. This was hilarious! Haitian V strikes again.

Forever will love this video :)

lol i love when he says "break" as he pulls over

What u came in from?? HAHAH omg i love this video its AMAZING! hahah laugh every time!

He nailed the Haitian cab driver accent... OMG.. laughing so hard right now.

You got talent bro, keep up the good work

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! DIS ONE WAS FUNNIER THAN THE OTHER ONE.........lolz when he said oh oh so Haitian i love Haitians omg i love my race man and when he said they went to da strip club wit CHANGE...TRYNA MAKE IT RAIN....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolz so funny jean baptist lmfao

jean... jean-baptiste ahahhaahaha... thats my last name yo lmaoooo that was hella funny

The first Uber 😁

that dudes face when haitian talks about magwanna and the way he repeats it is hailrious, this whole vid had me on the floor every single line had me rolling. and when haitian v goes brake and stops the car.

actlually he says "no no no u not paying me with dat dis is not a Toll" LOL

''u give me the cash money the dollar the green back '' ''the green bag we smoking too'' too funny

"For what. Ask us for WHAT man." "Fo HWUAT?"

this is mega funy big ups

i remember waching this on thanks giving 09. we were waching all the taxi cab vidoes. goooooooooooooooooood times.

"bloda bloda let me tell you"" hahhaahhaahahhhahahhaha you are so funny!! neg lakay

this guy needs to be on tv or have his own show or something. This is funny!!

Maguana? Lmfao

Wil Sylvince, Haitian V and Mackenson Louis are the Haitian kings of comedy!!!

"Aaa, Brudah... You dnt think you pay me wit dat man?..... dis is not a toy" LMAO

-startsz shakking change in mha hand- Wat is dhat?!? lmaooo

Give me the green back, dead president lol lollol lol "I don't do maguana."

Very Funny Haitian V man!! lol Love it!!

"greenback?" "Man we smoke to!" "nonono the president." "No i dont smoke that." lol

V YOU ROCK

Haitian V is a trip!

Lmaooo dis iz not a toy 😂😂😂

OMG my haitian ppl's is off the chain!!!!! This is too funny. I

:the president? thats some hard shit, i dont smoke that shit" LMFAOOOOOO

am officially a die hard fan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have watched this video like idk how many times and I cant STOP laughing EVERY time!!! ahah

"light skin people not coming back"! lmao..hilarious.

DONT TOUCH ME..LMAOOO

dont slammin my door .. lmao thats my moms grammar

"you talkin to the drug I don't do drug I don'tdo crack"lmao

GRWENNNNN BACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao!!!hatian v iz a good actor 4 real

lol his grunting at 0:40 LMFAO

"You a Fly Player i See The shirt" Bloodther ok dunt touch me again lmfaooo

2:30 "You talking to de drug..I dont do drug!" lmao

oh brake oh. u dnt tink u pay me wit dat shit funny as hell

" we got like 3 dollars hear: ohh brake oh you not paying me with dat . lmaooo

This.... Is..... Hillarious. lol C~Smoove

THIS IS NOT A TOLL!!! LMAOOOO

yo this is hilarious

LMFAO...Dat nigga said "Light skin people not coming back" hahahaha

"Dead president?" "I don't smoke that shit." Hahahahaha.

''shoot.... oh my godness''. lmao!!

lmaooo "O NOO BRAKE'"

Wololoyyyyjjjj tonnè Krazé ou!

don't slamming my door...mag'guana...LMAO

magwana lmfao so friggin funny

LMFAO can't stop lol

"i don't do the crack" rofl hahaha

this is the funniest shit ever yo....my mom says marguana the saaammme way yo omg im dying

damnnn my dude hatian v is funny "dis is not a toy"

yo this shit is funny, I just found out about Hatian V from listening to Cardi B mix tape.

“Ouuuuuuu Bwake”

HHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! 'Don't go slamming my dau guys, cawmaun!'

dont think you paying me wit dat...nonononon..hahahaha

Lol this video is so funny

"hold on we got like 3 dollars... O!!! Break!! O!! No No Boss... five dallas?" lmbo

I don't tank u pay me wit dat, "We got like 3 dollars here" Oh break man.

lmaoo. " im 3 quater hatian wahts your name jean jean what , jean - baptise. lmaoooo

"You Talking to the Drug.... I dont do the crack" LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO

dis nigga even started off funni as fuck.."dont slammin my doors guys..c'mon!"..lmfao..BROOKLY & HAITI stand up

gween backk ! lmaooooo !

i love haitian v he so funny lmao OH OH! I DONT SMOKE DE MARIJWANA DAT DE DWUG

Ohhhh brake ohh lmaoo

brooda brooda lol dont slamin my door man lolololol

ooohh, Brake!!

You are hilarious! bludder, MAGWANA- lmao Sound just like my uncles

the way he said baptise im dien

omg!!!!!this is so funnyyyyyyyyy.

Don't slamming my door guys!

Oh Breakk.! Yu Not Payinqq Me With That.. Lol

Light skin not coming back, LOL !

OOOOH NO BRAKE!(STOP)LOL

LMFAO JEAN BAPTISE

he said jean baptist lmaooooooooo

this is too funny

"brutha...dont touch me" rotfl!! Haiti stand up!

listen boss....you gellout my caah wight now ....o you gimme gweenback. LMFAO!!

that haitian accent is hilarious its so real. blooder cash money greenbac dead president thats some hard shit i dont that shit dont slamming my door guys uh oh shoot drugs i dont do da drugs listen boss dis video is hilarious no mattter how many times i hear it. LMFAO