Hal and Tom | Down With The Trumpets 

This video contains occasional mild language, you have been warned.
In celebration of, finally, having one afternoon of free time. I just had to make a quick tribute to the new guys, since they're making it so much easier to get over the deaths of the previous generation. I know the audios almost impossible to hear but, well, I enjoy it, at least ;)
If you want it though, I've typed up what they're saying:
Hal: remove your weapon
Tom: Fantastic
Tom: Yeah Hal, sit down.
Hal: Shit
Tom: He's got me in a Hindlick.
Hal: Well, gentlemen, I'm going to have to split this up.
Tom: You people have no self control
Hal: I wasn't the one punching him.
Hal: Thankyou, I'll stand.
Annie: Right.
Tom: I'm going to the shop, do you want to come?
Hal: I'd love to but I've made plans to sit in and self-harm, so...
Tom: You're a dickhead.
Hal: If you say so.
Hal: Is there subtitles for this conversation?
Hal: You're very welcome.
Tom: Virginity is like a flower.
Hal: Well said.
Tom: Very convenient.
Hal: What.
Tom: "oooh, I can't chat them up cos I might kill them."
Hal claps We've found a... we've found a dead dog.
Tom: I still don't reckon you can chat up.
Hal: Are we still on this?
Hal: Health and safety.
Hal: I told you I don't need to chat up, I have charm and wit.
Hal: That's a really nice look you've got going on
Micheala: Nice?
Hal: Look, whatever the word is to compliment it, I just said it.
Tom: I like your tights, you look like a bee and I like bees.
Micheala: Are you coming on to me?
Tom: I don't know.
Tom: Are you alright, Hal?
Hal: Now we have this.
Tom: Okay then mate lets go in the back and have a little chat shall we? Come on.
Hal: And I had a shield. A red one.
Tom: How do I know that?
Hal: I don't know, maybe because we are whispering, in the dark, behind a counter?
Hal: If only you had some way to defend yourself. Oh wait, I hang on; you kept a pile of stakes!
Hal: I'm not a performing monkey.
Annie: Right now I feel like I could take on a whole army, you know withe Tom and Lord Harry by my side.
Tom: Lord Harry.
Hal: Don't. Seriously don't.
Hal: I'm a vampire. He's a werewolf, any questions?
Tom: Can I have your number. What, I never said that was over.
Hal: Oh for god's sake.
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